Post by theoc71 on Mar 5, 2013 22:44:17 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime Presents Retro Week
Wednesday March 6th, 2013
Hyman Memorial Stadium
Downtown Vice City
The camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City as they cheered loudly. The camera then pans to the ring where it looks like the old WWF Ring of the 1980's. We then go to ringside where Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond. Both wearing suits with the Red Sports jacket with the EMW 1980's logo on the breast pocket of the jacket as they welcome everyone to the show.
Johnny Gomez: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a special edition of EMW ShowTime as this week, EMW has gone RETRO! We are LIVE! From the sold out Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City! Hello everybody, I'm Johnny Gomez!
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond!
Johnny Gomez: This week, EMW turns back the clock as we welcome in many of the stars from the 1980's and 1990's. It's EMW Retro Week!
Nick Diamond: Not only that but as you already seen, the EMW ShowTime set is designed in a Retro style in honor of this eventful week.
Johnny Gomez: And with that, we go to out Ring Announcer Jon Ian to get things started!
In the ring, Jon Ian is seen wearing a red tuxedo suit and afro wig with microphone in hand as he makes the introduction.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...The Man...The Myth...The Legend...RON BURGUNDY!!!
Ron Burgundy arrives and then makes his way to the podium to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd. Burgundy arrives at the podium with microphone in hand and he addresses the crowd.
Ron Burgundy: Good evening, I'm Ron Burgundy and welcome to EMW ShowTime where tonight EMW goes Old School! And what a way to kick things off with a man who is old school, new school and any type of school he pleases and a man who just happen to be one of my favorites...The NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris arrives and joins Burgundy at the podium as the crowd cheers him loudly. Burgundy then begins to talk to Norris.
Ron Burgundy: Chuck, last Friday at NIWA Night Of Death, you survived against Ganondorf and as a result not only are you still the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion but you have Ganondorf get fired from the NIWA.
Chuck Norris: Ron, the fact that I became responsible for Ganondorf being fired is not a good feeling whatsoever, I was fired by that egomaniac Blitz so I felt what Ganon is going through. But I had no choice in the matter. I did what I have to do to still be the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Ron Burgundy: Well, with that, Blitz has now got himself back in the NIWA World Heavyweight title picture and at Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown, you have to face Blitz once again for the title but this time if Blitz loses the title, he will no longer be the NIWA President.
Chuck Norris: Now Ron, I know and you know, that I dont like Blitz and the feeling is mutal and I do feel a bit sorry for Ganondorf being fired but once I do beat Blitz at Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown, I wont feel sorry at all when he loses his abusive power over the NIWA.
Ron Burgundy: Chuck, on behalf of myself and everyone in the NIWA locker room, I hope you can make that a reality...
NIWA President Blitz arrives and joins Norris and Burgundy at the podium with microphone in hand then he begins to talk.
Blitz: So is that what the entire NIWA roster thinks of me. The entire NIWA roster hopes that Chuck beats me so I can no longer be the President of the NIWA. I bet everyone here in Vice City would like that, would ya?! (Crowd Cheers) Well, I don't give a damn what any of you think because at Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown, I will take back what is rightfully mine and that is the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and continue to reign all over the NIWA the way I see fit! But the one thing I have noticed is that Theo Clardy and Al Bundy are a bit late getting here tonight...Must be the Vice City traffic which defines the city perfectly...PATHETIC!!! (Crowd Boos) So for now, I have control of the show! So I hope Theo doesn't mind if I add this one little match for tonight's show because Chuck Norris will be in a tag team match as I will team up with Zangief against you, Chuck! (Points to Chuck Norris) And your partner will be...(Points to Burgundy) HIM!
Burgundy is shocked by the news and begs to Blitz but Blitz laughs as he leaves the podium as Norris looks on with an angered look on his face and crowd booing Blitz loudly as his music plays.
At the parking lot, a limousine has pulled up and out comes EMW Owner Theo Clardy and EMW General Manager Al Bundy stepped out of the limousine and make their way to the arena but then they were approached by Ron Burgundy.
Theo Clardy: Hey Ron, you okay?!
Ron Burgundy: No I am not, Blitz just made a match for tonight and I have to team up with Chuck Norris against Zangief and Blitz. You have to so something to change it. I'm not an active wrestler. I came here as a special guest for EMW Retro Week.
Theo Clardy: Damn that Blitz! I'll see what I can do.
Ron Burgundy: Thank you.
Burgundy then leaves as Clardy and Bundy then make their way to the arena talking about what they heard.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Jay Lethal & Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & Peter Pan def. Nintendo World Order (NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link & The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi)) via pinfall when Jay Lethal pinned Luigi after Lethal Combination.
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*Extreme Replay Of The Week Sponosored by Little Caesar's Pizza*
Bayside Blondes becoming the #1 Contenders for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship 2 weeks ago on EMW ShowTime.
The Bayside Blondes (AC Slater & Zack Morris) with Kelly Kapowski def. The Power Rangers (Red Ranger & Blue Ranger) in a Retro Flashback Match via pinfall when Zack Morris pinned Blue Ranger after the Zack Attack. After the match, The Bayside Blodes continue to attack The Power Rangers until the Black Ranger runs in to make the save and was doing well against Morris and Slater until Kapowski entered the ring and got Black Ranger's attention long enough for The Bayside Blondes to attack him from behind but then Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH and Peter Pan ran in to make the save and The Bayside Blondes & Kelly Kapowski make a quick exit out of the ring. JTH & Peter Pan then check on the Rangers as The Bayside Blondes and Kelly Kapowski looked on smiling over what just happened.
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Back from commercial, EMW Hardcore Champion "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock is in the ring with microphone in hand and is about to address the crowd.
Ken Shamrock: Now as you all know, now that I'm the Hardcore Champion, I have been issuing a little something called the "Knuckle Up Challenge". The Knuckle Up Challenge is where I defend the EMW Hardcore Championship against anyone and have them use their weapons against me while I would not use a single weapons throughout the match. Now since tonight EMW ShowTime goes Retro...I've decided to challenge any Retro Icon in the back to take me on in the Knuckle Up Challenge for the EMW Hardcore Championship. So who is willing to take me up on the challenge?!
TONY MONTANA makes his way to the ring to accept Ken Shamrock's Knuckle Up Challenge and he is bringing a Kendo Stick on one hand and a steel chair in the other.
EMW Hardcore Champion "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock def. Tony Montana in a Knuckle Up Challenge via submission with the Ankle Lock Submission.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is seen making his way to thee ring, but then Jackson stop and looked at someone from the right of him. A figure then shows up and faces Jackson to reveal it is...MR. T!!!! The crowd cheers as Jackson and T have a staredown but then T extends his hand to Jackson and Jackson accepts the handshake.
Mr. T: Good luck out there tonight.
Rampage Jackson: Thanks.
Mr. T then leaves as Jackson makes his way to the ring.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. NIWA Venue Champion James Bond via pinfall after the Rampage Slam.
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EMW International Champion Jason David Frank with Ari Gold def. Ray Tango via submission with the Rear Naked Choke. During the match, Bobby Lashley is seen on the entrance stage scouting the match.
Backstage, Ron Burgundy and NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris are in the locker room area and Burgundy seem nervous as he talks to Norris.
Ron Burgundy: Chuck, I got word that our match is still on and I have to be honest, I don't like our chances one bit. But I'm starting to notice that you may be up to something. Can you let me in on what you are thinking?!
Chuck Norris: Well Ron, I have to be honest too and say, our chances are not so good.
Ron Burgundy: Then why are you so confident?
Chuck Norris: I refuse to let Blitz have the satisfaction of me worrying about our match. Besides, I get the feeling that you have that fighting spirit in you that is begging to let out. I believe you have it in you but do you believe in it?!
Ron Burgundy: I dunno...I...
Suddenly, Pamela Anderson arrives and talks to Chuck and Ron.
Pamela Anderson: Hey guys, just want to wish you two good luck tonight.
Chuck Norris: Thanks Pam.
Pamela Anderson: Now as for you, Ron....
Pamela then gives Chuck a kiss on the cheek and then Pamela leaves as Burgundy looks on and have a smile on his face.
Ron Burgundy: I think that fire you told me about...Yeah, it's coming out...Lets do this!!!
Burgundy then leaves as Norris looks on with a smirk on his face as he follows Burgundy. The tag team main event is up next.
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NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris & Ron Burgundy def. NIWA President Blitz & Zangief via pinfall when Ron Burgundy pinned Blitz. In the final moments of the match, Burgundy was accidently tagged in after Norris got knocked back to his corner thanks to the Russian National Slam. Burgundy then was cornered by Blitz and Zangief until EMW Owner Theo Clardy, EMW General Manager Al Bundy, Tommy Vercetti, Lance Vance, Pamela Anderson and Mr. T arrive and distracted Blitz and Zangief. Then Chuck Norris hits the Chuck Norris Kick to Zangief while Blitz is still distracted and then Blitz turned around and then gets hit by the Chuck Norris Kick and then Burgundy pinned Blitz for the pinfall win. After the match, Norris raises Burgundy's hand as Clardy and company joined in the ring to celebrate and then Pamela Anderson kissed Burgundy and then Burgundy fainted. Norris revived Burgundy and then the celebration continues to end the show this week.