Post by theoc71 on Jan 29, 2010 12:54:17 GMT -8
EMW Starlets (Debut Episode)
Friday January 29th, 2010
San Diego Sports Arena
San Diego, California
The show begins with EMW Owner Theo Clardy standing in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand and addresses the crowd.
Clardy: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the debut edition of the show that showcases the women of EMW entitled EMW Starlets! Starting tonight and every Friday night, this show will be the exclusive place for the EMW Starlets Division. Now the first thing I have done is that I have changed the names to the titles in the Starlets division. The EMW Women’s Championship will now be known as the EMW World Women’s Championship and that will be the main title for the EMW Starlets Brand. The EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship will now be known as the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship. That’s not all because starting tonight we will start a tournament to crown the first ever EMW Starlets Champion. The first round will start tonight with the Semi-Finals happening next week and we will have the finals of the tournament happen on the February 12th edition of EMW Starlets. Now as everyone knows, last Wednesday I named the new EMW ShowTime General Manager and right now I’m going to introduce the General Manager of EMW Starlets. It is my honor to introduce the General Manager of EMW Starlets…She is a former 7 Time WWE Women’s Champion and a former two time EMW Women’s Champion…Ladies and gentlemen…The new EMW Starlets General Manager is…TRISH STRATUS!
“Time To Rock And Roll” hits as Trish Stratus makes her arrival to the ring to a thunderous pop from the San Diego crowd. Stratus enters the ring and shakes Clardy’s hand before he continues.
Clardy: Trish, this is your show…You make it happen as only you can do!
Clardy then hands Trish the microphone and the leaves the ring as Trish addresses the crowd.
Trish: It is an honor to be the first ever EMW Starlets General Manager. Now I have competed in EMW and know that they we have a talented roster backstage that will entertain the fans like no other. I will make the best decisions for this brand and insure that EMW Starlets is the #1 brand in EMW and it begins tonight…
“Bossy” by Lindsay Lohan hits as EMW World Women's Champion Lindsay Lohan makes her way to the ring to interrupt the new GM. Lohan enters the ring with microphone in hand and confronts Trish.
Lohan: Well…Well…Well…If it isn’t our new General Manager. Allow me to reintroduce myself in case you don’t know. My name is Lindsay Lohan, the NEW EMW World Women’s Champion. You know, the same Lindsay Lohan that defeated you about three years ago…The same Lindsay Lohan that made your life a living hell…
Trish: Oh, I remember…The same Lindsay Lohan who ass I kicked backed at the first EMW MegaBrawl in a 60 Minute IronWoman match to win that very title!
The crowd popped after what Trish said which frustrated Lohan a bit but then Lohan continued.
Lohan: Yeah, you may have beaten me back at the first MegaBrawl, but that was a different me. Now, I accomplished one of the biggest comebacks in EMW history…In 5 months, I went from being fired from EMW to becoming the EMW World Women’s Champion after winning the Championship Scramble last Sunday. Now that I’m champion and you are the GM, you better take me seriously or I will make what happen back three years ago, look like Disneyland in comparison.
“The New Divide” by Linkin Park hits as “Ms. Money In The Bank” Megan Fox makes her way to the ring with her MITB suitcase in hand. Fox enters the ring and has a microphone in hand as she begins to speak.
Fox: Well, it seems that everyone is reintroducing themselves here on the start of Starlets. Well allow me to reintroduce myself…My name is Megan Fox…You can call me one of the sexiest women in the world…(looks at Lohan) A title that someone use to have! (Crowd cheers as Lohan looks frustrated at Fox’s comment) But recently I have been called something else…Ms. Money in the Bank”! Lindsay, you sure as hell would know me. We used to be apart of the dWo, I beat you back at SummerJam 2K9 to kick your ass out of EMW and before you completed your grand comeback by winning the EMW World Women’s Champion…Earlier that night, I beat you AGAIN!
Lohan: Yeah…Yeah…Yeah…News Flash, bitch! No one cares about that because I recovered from the defeat and got in the Championship Scramble at the last minute because I was an EMW Women’s Champion and then I won the match and became the champion for a third time! As a matter of fact, I really don’t need to be talking to the both of you.
Lohan then turns to leave but Trish stopped her and then speaks.
Trish: Lindsay, I think you should stay here because what I was about to announce before you interrupt me does involve you.
Lohan then stays as Trish continues.
Trish: Now on the February 12th edition of EMW ShowTime, not only will we decide who will be the first ever Starlets Champion, but the main event will be for the EMW Women’s Championship and the opponent will be the winner of tonight’s #1 Contender’s Fatal Four Way Match!
The crowd popped at the announcement and then Trish continued.
Trish: Not only that but the first ever main event on EMW Starlets, you will have a match against Megan Fox!
Lohan: You know what, that’s okay. I need a warm up match before my title defense. I will defeat this overrated bitch (points to Fox) and will defeat whoever wins the Fatal Four Way in three weeks!
Fox: Hey Lindsay…You forgot one thing. I have the Women’s Money in The Bank, that means I have a guaranteed EMW World Women’s Title shot and I can cash it in at any time. Like for example, tonight I beat you with The Transformer and as you are down and counting the lights in the arena, I will cash in the Money In The Bank…Beat you for the second straight time and become the NEW EMW World Women’s Champion!
Fox then smiled as she and Trish leaves the ring and Lohan looks on with a bit of shock on her face as we go to commercial.
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Back from commercial break, April O’ Neil and Lita introduce the bracket for the EMW Starlets Championship Tournament.
Blaze Fielding def. Emma Frost in the First Round from the EMW Starlets Championship Tournament via pinfall after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.
In the back, Erin Andrews is standing by with Hilary Duff.
Andrews: Hilary Duff, later on tonight you will face Christina Aguilera in the first round of the EMW Starlets Championship Tournament. How do you feel about your chances of winning this tournament?!
Duff: Erin, how do you think I feel?! Just look at the competition in this tournament. They are full of nobodies that wish they can be me but they are not. This is a championship custom made for me because I am the ultimate Starlet. Tonight, that has-been Christina Aguilera will find out and then when the tournament is all over, I will be the first EMW Starlets Champion.
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Hilary Duff def. Christina Aguilera in the First Round Of The EMW Starlets Championship Tournament via pinfall after the World Premiere. From the broadcast booth, April O’Neil mentions that with the win, Hilary Duff will face Blaze Fielding in the Semi-Finals next week.
In the back, Gina Carano is seen making her way to the ring. Coming up next, it’s the Fatal Four Way Match involving Carano, Faith Lehane, Britney Spears and Buffy Summers to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women’s Championship.
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Faith Lehane def. Gina Carano, Britney Spears and Buffy Summers in a Fatal Four Way Match when Lehane pinned Carano after the Twist Of Faith to become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women’s Championship.
On ExtremeVision, a special video featuring The Porn Starz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) and their impact in EMW which includes their debut match at Countdown To The Brawl: EMW MegaBrawl 3 Pre-Show and them winning the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship last Sunday at EMW New Era Rising as Korn’s “Deep Inside” plays in the background.
In the back, EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions The Porn Starz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) are making their way to the ring. Coming up next, The Porn Starz defend the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship against the Punk-Teacher Alliance.
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EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) def. The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) via pinfall when Sasha Grey pinned Miss Spencer after Double Penetration (G9).
In the back, Olivia Munn is seen warming up and then was approached by Morgan Webb.
Webb: Olivia, I really don’t like the idea that we have to face each other in the Starlets Championship Tournament.
Munn: Yeah, me too. We should have a rematch against the sluts that stole OUR titles last Sunday!
Webb: You got that right, why not tonight, we enter the ring and then as the bell rings, we just leave. That way the both of us will be out of the tournament and we should get back to getting the World Women’s Tag Team titles back?!
Munn then looks at Webb with a bit of concern.
Webb: What’s the matter?!
Munn: About that, you did get the memo from Trish, did you?!
Webb: No, why?!
Munn: Well it said that if we don’t fight or any shady things in any manner, not only are we not going to get any possible rematch for the EMW World Women’s Tag Team titles…But we’ll be out of a job.
Webb: You have got to be kidding me! Well, I guess we have to do this.
Munn: I guess we will.
Webb then leaves as Olivia looked on as we go to commercial break.
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Olivia Munn def. Morgan Webb in a First Round EMW Starlets Championship Tournament match via pinfall after the A.T.O.C. After the match, Munn extended her hand for a handshake but Webb walks out of the ring, frustrated with the loss.
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Carmen Electra def. Tila Tequila in a First Round EMW Starlets Championship Tournament match via pinfall after the Electra Kick. From the broadcast booth, April O’Neil announced that with the win, Electra will take on Olivia Munn next week in the semi-finals.
In the back, EMW World Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan is making her way to the ring. Meanwhile, “Ms. Money in the Bank” Megan Fox is making her way to the ring through a different section backstage. From the broadcast booth at ringside, April O’Neil pointed out that we may have two matches in one if Megan Fox lives up to what she said earlier tonight.
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“Ms. Money in the Bank” Megan Fox def. EMW World Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan in a non-title match via pinfall after the Transformer. After the match, Megan Fox took her Money in the Bank briefcase and handed it to the ref and informed him that she is cashing it in. Before the bell can ring for the start of the second match, Lara Croft came from the crowd and attacked Megan Fox from behind. Croft then hits the Tomb Raider Slam on Fox and then she left the ring as Lohan picks up the suitcase and then Faith Lehane ran in and attacked Lohan and then hits her with the Twist Of Faith. Lehane then celebrated in the ring to end the show.