NIWA Presents: Night of Death 2013 Mar 1, 2013 16:56:57 GMT -8
Post by jth on Mar 1, 2013 16:56:57 GMT -8
Night of Death
(Screen shows an evil grin of Blitz)
Blitz: Does everyone fear me now? (Echoes)
(Shows Blitz attacking Chuck Norris)
Blitz: I make the rules around here...I can decide your fate.
(Screen shows a clip)
Blitz: "Ganondorf, if you don't the title at Night of Death...you're fired!" (Echoes)
Blitz: The more things change...the more they stay the same...anyone can try to defy me...
(Clip shows Blitz fight Drew McIntyre...then Peter Pan)
Blitz: The result will remain the same...Night of Death...(Echoes) You'll wish...you were never alive...(Echoes followed by Laughs as the screen fades)
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...Night of Death.
(Pyro goes off in the sold out Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon as the NIWA fans continue to file in to the arena as big matches with bigger implications are on the line here tonight as title reigns, and perhaps jobs may come to an end...)
(The Big Russian comes out and flexes to the crowd and is getting a big amount of boos)
(The crowd is pumped for Tommy Vercetti tonight as he enters the ring to settle a score)
Zangief defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 10:34
(NIWA President Blitz is standing by with Ron Burgundy)
Burgundy: I am here with the President of NIWA, Blitz...(Crowd Boos) Blitz, you stated last week on Saturday Night Showdown, that if Ganondorf did not defeat Chuck Norris and become the new World Champion tonight, you would fire him. Are you going through with that threat?
Blitz: When I hand picked "The King of Evil" to beat Chuck Norris I knew I had found the man to beat my long time nemesis. And while Ganondorf is doing what I expected of him, it is clear that Ganondorf is suckering up to the words of Chuck Norris and claiming his resentment of me. I will not allow Ganondorf to defy me in this manner. If Ganondorf can't get the job done, or if he seems unwilling to fulfill what I demand of him, I'll seal his fate, and fire him on the spot.
Burgundy: Fair enough, now you yourself are also in action later tonight as you go one on one with Drew McIntyre, care to comment?
Blitz: Drew McIntyre has been a thorn in my side for far...too long. I will finally rid myself of Drew McIntyre here tonight. I garuntee it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more work to do. (Crowd Boos as Blitz leaves to head back in his office)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Champion James Bond makes his way to the ring very confident as he is booed loudly)
(J comes out dancing and having a good time as he is slapping hands and enters the ring)
NIWA Venue Championship
James Bond (c) defeated Agent J via submission at 11:46 to retain the NIWA Venue Championship
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for a second interview of the night)
Burgundy: Joining me at this time is Ganondorf...(Crowd gives a mized reaction) Ganondorf, a little while ago, NIWA President stated that he is a man of his word, and should you lose tonight, he would fire you. Does that add any pressure for you to get the job done tonight and become the World Heavyweight Champion?
Ganondorf: Blitz can use all the vile tactics he can on me, I do not fear him in the slightest. As far as Chuck Norris goes, I have defeated him once before, and shall...I must do again...(Walks off)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring and gets booed)
(Bravo enters with the Brass Knuckles Title getting lots of cheers)
NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated Johnny Bravo (c) via pinfall at 14:52 to become the NEW NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion. Fozzie wins with a Tallywacker from the top turnbuckle through a table. After the match, Fozzie grabs a mike.
Fozzie: (Laughs as he holds up the Brass Knuckles Championship) I did it...I did it! The Brass Knuckles Champion once again. I was the first ever Brass Knuckles Champion, and the bond I have with this bond is hard to explain. (Fozzie's face turns to bitterness) But to prove myself as not a backyard wrestling freak, I cannot torture myself by holding this title...(Crowd Boos) And I will not allow myself to watch people like Johnny Bravo shame this title by holding it. (Fozzie puts the title on the canvas and rolls to the outside and grabs a trash can and some gasoline under the ring) I was the first man to hold that belt...and I will be the last. (Fozzie rolls back in the ring and sets the trash can up and then picks up the Brass Knuckles Title) My dream is to become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, and that is a dream...that I cannot fulfill if you could my mind with memories. (Drops the title in the trash can and then starts pouring the gas on the title as the crowd starts booing as Fozzie has a demented look on his face) Good bye precious...for I have found a new and greater love. Night of Death is a fitting name for tonight, because for me to see clearly and find my real mission here in NIWA, my first true love...(Points down at the Brass Knuckles Championship) Must...die! (Fozzie lights a match and drops it in the gas filled can and an explosion happens as Fozzie Osbourne has destroyed the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship, the blaze continues as Fozzie rolls out of the ring, grabs his NIWA North American Championship, and walks up the ramp
(Screen shows a video package for the current events of the NWO "Nintendo World Order")
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Spiderman comes out on in his rare Spiderman 2099 attire and gets lots of cheers)
(Link comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist to a great amount of boos while in an all black tunic reverting to his classic NWO days)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) defeated Spiderman via submission at 14:13 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
(Screen shows a video package of the next NIWA Supershow, Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown, to take place on March 22nd from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado)
(Backstage in the locker room are the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions)
Peter Pan: Ready to take down these guys?
JTH: I can't lie to ya...I don't really know.
Peter Pan: Well I can't say I was expecting that answer.
JTH: Look, I've was following wrestling long before I started wrestling. And if there was one thing I learned, it was don't screw around with the NWO, regardless of who it was. And here we are...screwing around with the NWO. Not much can be gained out of this, you know that right?
Peter Pan: Of course I know this. I also know that the Nintendo World Order must be stopped, at all costs. And you and me, when fighting together, can do just that. So stop thinking about what could happen, and think about what will happen. When we beat the NWO here tonight. (Crowd Cheers)
JTH: (Nods) You're right.
Peter Pan: Good. Now let's go out there and win tonight. (And the two walk off)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is a Triple...Threat Match...for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Buttercup comes out to a great amount of cheers)
(Faith comes out to a chorus of boos)
(Blossom makes her way to the ring with the girl's old PPG music to a great reaction)
Triple Threat Match
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom (c) defeated Faith Lehane & Buttercup pinning Faith Lehane at 8:42 to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship. Blossom gets the pin after Buttercup nails the Chemical XPlosion on Faith, but Blossom throws Buttercup out of the ring and gets the pin. Buttercup can't believe it as for the second straight month, Blossom has stunk in the back door and retained the title
(Screen shows a video package for the Drew McIntyre/Blitz match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
(Blitz gets heavily booed as the vemon of the fans is appearent)
(Drew comes out in his 3MB leather pants though his demeanor is still like it always has been)
NIWA President Blitz defeated Drew McIntyre via pinfall at 16:13
(Screen shows a video package for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championship match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
(Peter Pan comes out to a great ovation as the crowd looks to be very excited for this match as he stops on the ramp way and waits for his partner holding one half of the title belts)
(JTH comes out in his black/gray attire with the other half of the title belts who enters the ring as they awaits their hated opponents)
(The Marios come out in their classic NWO attires)
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
Peter Pan & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH (c) defeated The Super Mario Bros. via DQ at 13:32 after Link interferes and causes a 3 on 2 attack on the champions.
(Screen shows a video package for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match between Champion Chuck Norris and Challenger Ganondorf)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers) And in this match, if the challenger loses...he will...be fired...
(Ganondorf comes out getting some boos as he is looking to settle a score and prove a point)
(A Huge Pop erupts at the sound of Norris' theme hitting and "Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris comes out in a cowboy hat and trench coat, with the NIWA World Title)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris (c) defeated Ganondorf via pinfall at 16:16 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship after Blitz distracted Ganondorf and allowed Norris to connect with a Norris Kick. As a result of the loss, Ganondorf has been fired from NIWA. Ganondorf heads to the back looking for Blitz, Norris just looks on as he witnesses this, but then celebrates with the fans as the show ends.