Post by theoc71 on Jan 27, 2010 1:49:25 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday January 27th, 2010
Honda Center
Anaheim, California
The show begins with EMW Owner Theo Clardy in his office and is ready to make a statement.
Clardy: Good evening and welcome to this brand new era in the EMW as once again we will have a brand extension but only this time. This brand extension will be gender organized. The reason for this is because we want to have both the Men’s and Women’s Rosters to have their own spotlight and their own time to shine and this brand extension will b the perfect platform for that. I am happy to announce that the Hall Of Fame broadcast team of Wade Needham and Bobby Spade have made their permanent return to EMW and will provide commentary for EMW ShowTime. Now, tonight I will announce a new General Manager for the EMW ShowTime brand. Now the one man that won’t be the ShowTime General Manager will be Tony Stark because he had decided to compete full time as Iron Man. I respect his decision and wish him the best in his EMW career. Now as for tonight, I have assigned a phenomenal main event as Human Tornado will defend the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against…MICHAEL JORDAN!
The crowd cheers loudly at the announcement as Clardy smiled as the screen goes to black.
From the arena, the fireworks explode from the entrance stage and the cameras pan through the sold out crowd going nuts as “Alpha Dog” by Fall Out Boy, the new official theme for EMW ShowTime booms through the PA system. From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to the show.
Needham: Welcome everyone to the first EMW ShowTime of the new Brand Extension of EMW. We are LIVE! From the home of EMW, the Honda Center in Anaheim, California. I’m Wade Needham alongside the controversial Bobby Spade and what a blockbuster main event announced by the owner of the company!
Spade: That’s right! The Human Tornado just fresh off his successful title defense last Sunday will defend the title once again against Michael Jordan. But that’s not all because Theo Clardy will announce the EMW ShowTime General Manager. Who can the new GM be?!
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Spiderman, Speed Racer & Nightcrawler def. Derek Jeter, Carlton Banks & Adam Sessler via pinfall when Spiderman pinned Jeter after the Spidey Splash from the top rope.
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Critic & Nerd (“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe & “Nostalgia Critic” James Rolfe def. Code Monkeys (Dave & Jerry) in a EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifying Match via pinfall when Rolfe pinned Jerry after the Codebreaker. With the win, Critic & Nerd advance to the EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Three Way Dance next week.
In the back, Luis Lopez is making his way to the ring alongside Tony Prince. Coming up next, Luis Lopez makes his EMW ShowTime debut against Dhalsim.
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Luis Lopez with Tony Prince def. Dhalsim via pinfall after the Downtown Shot (GTS). After the match, Niko Bellic ran in and attacked Luis Lopez from behind. Tony Prince tries to help Lopez but Niko hits Prince with the Greetings from the Motherland. Afterwards, Niko did the same to Lopez before leaving the ring.
In the back, Carson Daly is standing by with Terrell Owens.
Daly: I am here with the former EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens. T.O., tonight you face the current champion Tony Montana in a non-title match. If you win, you will earn a future shot at the EMW Internet title. What weird about this whole thing is that you were the one that requested this stipulation eventhough you have a rematch clause in your contract. Why would you do it?!
Owens: Carson, last Sunday I lost the title without being pinned. Now I’m not going to bitch and moan about what happened because that’s the part of the rules of the match. Now I should use a rematch clause in my contract and face Montana for the gold tonight. But I would like to earn my chance and I know that I can beat Tony Montana tonight and then when the title is on the line, I’ll beat him again because Tony Montana will know that HE CAN’T GO…
Crowd: WITH T.O!
Owens then smiles as he heads to the ring for the match coming up next.
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Terrell Owens def. EMW Internet Champion Tony Montana in a Non-Title Match via pinfall with a small package rollup after blocking Montana’s attempt at the Scarface Stabber. Due to the win, Owens gets a future EMW Internet title shot. After the match, Montana is seen frustrated with the loss as Owens is at the entrance ramp doing the “I Want The Belt” taunt.
In the back, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is making his way to the ring. Coming up next, Theo Clardy announces the new General Manager for EMW ShowTime.
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EMW ShowTime returns with EMW Owner Theo Clardy already in the ring with microphone in hand as he addresses the crowd.
Clardy: Ladies and gentlemen, I promised at the start of the show that I will announce the new General Manager of EMW ShowTime and I’m a man of my word. The new General Manager is a man that I know a lot of you don’t like, but his track record is too hard to ignore but he will be kept on a very careful watch. So ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new General Manager for EMW ShowTime… former WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfield…JBL!
“Longhorn” hits as JBL’s longhorn limousine is pulled up next to the entrance ramp and then the limo driver exits the limo and opens the passenger side and out comes JBL in his business suit with a smile on his face as he makes his way to the ring to a lot of boos from the crowd. JBL then arrives to the ring and Clardy talks to JBL.
Clardy: Mr. Layfield…It is your show now. Make it happen.
Theo Clardy then leaves the ring and heads to the back as JBL continues.
JBL: Theo, this is basically the best decision you have ever made in making me the General Manager of EMW ShowTime. You were right about my track record because it really speaks for itself. I am a former WWE Champion, a former Tag Team Champion, a former European Champion, a financial analyst and a success on the stock market and now I add another accomplishment in my career as I am the EMW ShowTime General Manager. Theo, you should not worry about a thing because I will take great care of the ShowTime brand. As a matter of fact, I have already have made a little adjustment in tonight’s main event between Human Tornado and Michael Jordan for the World title. Tonight’s World title match will be held under EXTREME RULES!
The crowd popped at the announcement as JBL continues.
JBL: That’s the intention of JBL’s ShowTime, is to insure that the brand will be the best in this business today and the best is yet to come. You just have to stay tuned to see what I mean.
JBL then tips his cowboy hat before leaving the ring and heads to the back as we go to commercial.
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Scrubs (Dr. John “JD” Dorian & Dr. Christopher Turk) with Dr. Perry Cox def. The Kings Of Wrestling (Jimmy King & Nacho Libre) in a EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifying Match via pinfall when John Dorian pinned Jimmy King after The Sacred Heart Attack (Hart Attack). With the win, Scrubs will join Nerd & Critic in the EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Three Way Dance next week.
In the back, Michael Jordan is seen in his locker room preparing for the Extreme Rules EMW World Heavyweight Championship match against The Human Tornado later tonight.
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The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) def. Shady Aftermath (Eminem & 50 Cent) in the final EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifying Match via pinfall when Ken Masters pinned 50 Cent after Total Elimination. With the win, The Street Fighters joins Scrubs and Nerd & Critic in the EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Three Way Dance next week.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Human Tornado is seen making his way to the ring for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Rules Match against Michael Jordan up next.
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From the broadcast booth, Wade Needham announced that "Sick Bubblegum" by Rob Zombie from his latest album Hellbilly Deluxe 2 Available February 2nd is the official theme song of EMW Winter Mayhem. The video will premiere after the main event match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Human Tornado vs. Michael Jordan in an Extreme Rules Match was ruled a no contest when “The Day Walker” Blade ran in and attacked Jordan as he locked Tornado in the Jordan Brand (Sharpshooter). Later on, Human Tornado got to his feet and attacked Blade to help out Jordan but then BOOKER T ARRIVES IN THE RING AND ATTACKS TORNADO AND JORDAN!! Nukem then hits Tornado with the Book End. Afterwards, he picked up Michael Jordan and then hits the Axe Kick on Jordan. Blade and Booker then stand over the fallen bodies of Tornado and Jordan as the fans booed them loudly and trash is thrown to the ring as the show ends for the night.
"Sick Bubblegum" by Rob Zombie from his latest album Hellbilly Deluxe 2 Available February 2nd is the official theme song of EMW Winter Mayhem. Winter Mayhem takes place Sunday February 21st from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri