NIWA Presents: BREAKDOWN '13 Jan 25, 2013 14:55:00 GMT -8
Post by jth on Jan 25, 2013 14:55:00 GMT -8
San Antonio, Texas
(Screen shows a grayscale shot of Blitz holding up Norris' bloody face)
Announcer: Redemption...and honor...
Blitz: (Echoes) Is it worth it to you! ("you" echoes)
Announcer: Courage and sacrafice...
(Screen shows Blitz pummeling Norris in the corner)
Blitz: (Echoes) Is it worth it to you! ("you" echoes)
Announcer: Justice and pride...
(Screen shows Blitz holding up the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship over Chuck Norris)
Blitz: (Echoes) Is it worth it to you! ("you" echoes)
Announcer: A Texas Deathmatch...for the NIWA World Championship!
Norris: "I will do everything I can to become the NIWA World Champion!"
Announcer: You may Breakdown a man's body...
(Screen shows the two men fighting each other viciously)
Announcer: But who will Break, the other's will?
(Screen shows Blitz and Chuck Norris face to face as the screen goes to black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...BREAKDOWN!
(Pyro goes off in the sold out AT&T Center live in San Antonio, Texas as the crowd is set for an action packed night with many matches with high stakes. But none bigger than the Special Attraction Texas Deathmatch for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship as NIWA President is set to defend against the "Texas Ranger" himself, Chuck Norris)
(The Big Russian comes out and flexes to the crowd and is getting a big amount of boos)
(The crowd is pumped for Tommy Vercetti tonight as he enters the ring to settle a score)
Tommy Vercetti defeated Zangief via submission at 11:13
(Camera goes backstage as Ron Burgundy is ready for an interview)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing right outside of the champion's office and whenever he comes out, we will have a... (Door opens and the NIWA World Champion Blitz comes out in a suit with the World Title over his shoulder as he get booed loudly) Excuse me Mr. Blitz, just wanted to get your comments seeing that BREAKDOWN is now here and you set to defend your World Championship against Chuck Norris here tonight in San Antonio. (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Blitz: San Antonio...(Crowd Cheers) The city is always known for The Battle of the Alamo, the battle that lead to the freedom and independence of the Republic of Texas. But the thing that people fail to remember, is that Texas LOST...The Battle of the Alamo. The importance of that battle is that Texas fought, and fought to weaken Santa Anna and the Mexican Army to allow themselves to strengthen their own forces to ultimately...claim victory. So to me it's actually quite funny that we're in San Antonio, because to Chuck Norris...this is The Battle of Alamo. You see all this people here tonight know that Chuck Norris is fighting a battle...that cannot be won. (Crowd Boos) All Chuck Norris is trying to do is hoping to hurt me, injure me to the point that somewhere down the road, someone can finish the job for him. But ultimately, just like The Alamo, Chuck Norris will fail; The Texas Ranger himself...will fail. (Crowd Boos) The only good thing that comes out of this for Chuck Norris tonight, is he won't have run home to his pathetic family, friends, and fans...he can cry and whine right there in the middle of that ring, while I'm walking out of here still the World's Champion! (Crowd Boos) Remember the Alamo indeed people, because history...will soon repeat itself. (Crowd Boos as Blitz walks off)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is a champion versus champion match, scheduled for one fall!
(Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring and gets booed)
(Link comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist to a great amount of cheers while in an all black tunic reverting to his classic NWO days)
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link via pinfall at 10:35 after a low blow undetected by the referee led to a Tallywacker
(Camera is backstage and shows one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, JTH who gets a mixed reaction and then the camera pans back to show Peter Pan looking down as JTH stares at him, Pan gets cheered loudly)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, this...is the Championship Scramble Match, for the NIWA World Women's Championship! Here are the rules, two of the five combatants will start the match, every five minutes another combatant will enter the match, until all five women have entered. There will be a ten minute time period when all combatants are in the ring, pinfalls or submissions may occur at any time during the match. The individual who has obtained the last decision at the end of the time limit will be declared the winner...and the NIWA World Women's Champion!
(Xena comes out to a hot pop and runs to the ring ready for action)
(Blossom makes her way to the ring with the girl's old PPG music to a great reaction)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom defeated Buttercup (c), Molly Holly, Xena Warrior Princess, & EMW's Faith Lehane after the 25:00 time limit expired to become the NEW NIWA World Women's Champion
Order of Entry:
1 - Xena Warrior Princess (Started)
2 - Blossom (Started)
3 - Faith Lehane (5:00)
4 - Molly Holly (10:00)
5 - Buttercup (15:00)
Faith Lehane pinned Xena Warrior Princess at 8:25 to become Transitional Champion
Buttercup pinned Molly Holly at 18:31
Blossom pinned Buttercup with a rollup at 24:51 to become Transitional Champion, match ends 9 seconds later and Blossom becomes the new champion. Buttercup can't believe what just happened as her sister yanked the title away from her. Blossom gives an "Oh well" gesture to her sister as she leaves the ring as Buttercup just sits in the ring stunned at the turn of events.
(Screen shows a video package of the unlikely tandum of JTH & Peter Pan as up next is the Unified Tag Team Championship Match)
Peter Pan: With all due respect JTH, I don't see how this is going to do anything.
JTH: Oh no no no, you made me wear a stupid feathered hat a couple weeks ago and act like you. Now you're...going to act like me.
Peter Pan: Alright...seems fair.
JTH: Good, now the first step, is speech. You have to talk like me, now I want you to say the following word.........Ass! (Crowd Cheers as Pan looks stunned)
Peter Pan: Seriously? You want me to say that?
JTH: Maybe? Do you people want him to say that? (Crowd Starts a "YES" Chants) There's your answer.
Peter Pan: (Takes a few deep breaths) A...A......A-a...A...A-assssssssss! (Crowd Cheers)
JTH: Yay! Okay not bad...now...next word. Hell!
Peter Pan: (Gulps) Uh...Hel...Hell! (Crowd Cheers as Peter Pan looks down in shame and looks back to JTH) You think this is funny?
JTH: Pretty damn funny as a matter of fact. Now last but not least, it's about being confident and cocky. Showing everyone that you're better than someon else. Now prove to these peoplle that you're better than...me let's say.
Peter Pan: Well, every chance you've had to one up me, you've failed. I've been World Heavyweight Champion more recent than you, and have beaten you on multiple occassions, so...yeah, I would say I'm better than you. (JTH just stares at Pan as Pan smiles)
JTH: You're catching on fast...and that we got that out of the way, forget about our differences and focus on the matter at hand. Beating the Warios here tonight, and whether I like or not. Remain the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions! (Crowd Cheers)
Peter Pan: Wait...are saying you made me say all those things for nothing?
JTH: Pretty much yeah...(Laughing as he walks off leaving Pan in the room himself)
Peter Pan: (Sighs) Damn! (Crowd Cheers loudly as Pan walks off too)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Unified Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Warios come down to the ring, not well liked)
(Peter Pan comes out to a great ovation as the crowd looks to be very excited for this match as he stops on the ramp way and waits for his partner)
(JTH comes out in his navy/gray attire and does his posing with pyro as the "YES" Chants begin again)
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
Peter Pan & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH (c) defeated The Warios via Peter Pan pinning Waluigi at 13:42 to retain the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
(Screen shows a video package building up the Falls Count Anywhere Match between Ganondorf and Shadow the Hedgehog)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is a Falls Count Anywhere Match! (Crowd Cheers) There are no disqualifications, no countouts, and pinfalls or submissions can occur anywhere in the arena!
(Ganondorf comes out getting cheers as he is looking to settle a score)
(The arena gets darks and a mixed reaction for Shadow as he comes through the smoke and darkness to the ring)
Falls Count Anywhere
Ganondorf defeated Shadow the Hedgehog via pinfall at 19:31 after two chokeslams. One on the rampway, the second off the rampway through a table 10 feet below.
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA's next Supershow, NIWA Night of Death, to take place Friday, March 1st, 2013 to take plac at the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Champion James Bond makes his way to the ring very confident as he is booed loudly)
(As Bond enters the ring, screen shows last week's SNS action where Bond defeated NIWA Venue Champion Agent J)
(J comes out dancing and having a good time with the NIWA Venue Championship)
NIWA Venue Championship
James Bond defeated Agent J (c) via pinfall at 9:32 to become the NEW NIWA Venue Champion
(Screen shows a dramatic video package hyping up the main event, a brutal Texas Deathmatch for the covited NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
Finkle: Ladies ands gentlemen, this...is the Texas Deathmatch! For the NIWA...World...Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) The rules go as followed. There are no countouts and no disqualifications. Combantants must obtain a pinfall or submission. Any individual that takes a decision, must respond to a referee's ten count and be to his feet, in order for the match to continue. The individual who gains a decision, and is able to keep his opponent down for a ten count, will be the winner, and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion!
(A Huge Pop erupts at the sound of Norris' theme hitting and "Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris comes out in a cowboy hat and trench coat)
(Heavy boos come over the NIWA World Champion as Blitz comes out to the ring and holds up the title in Norris' face as he gets in the ring. The tension is very thick.)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris defeated NIWA President Blitz (c) at 25:25 to become the NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. During the match, Zangief attempted to help Chuck Norris get the win, but Chuck Norris refused to stay down for the 10 count after several pinfalls Blitz obtained. Zangief had then brought the steel steps into the ring and Blitz and Zangief nail Norris with a vicious Spike Piledriver on the steps busting Norris. But just as Blitz is trying to gain the pin...
Drew McIntyre appears on the rampway and the crowd goes wild as Drew runs down to the ring with a steel pipe. Drew fights off Zangief and Blitz nailing Zangief in the ribs taking him to the outside and then nails Blitz in the ribs also. Drew then observes the steel steps and gives the thumbs down to Blitz. McIntyre grabs Blitz and then nails a Future Shock DDT on the steps to Blitz taking him out. McIntyre then leaves the ring and heads to the back as Norris then obtains the pinfall on Blitz who is out on the steps. Norris is able to get to his feet and the referee signals a 10 count to Blitz out on the steps and the match is over. CHUCK NORRIS is once again the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and as he struggles to the rampway, he is greeted by many NIWA Superstars who then lift the blooded Chuck Norris on their shoulders as Norris holds the World Heavyweight Championship high above to a monsterous ovation. Blitz has been dethroned as the World Champion, but being still the NIWA President, what consequences will arise to Chuck Norris, Drew McIntyre, or perhaps the NIWA as a whole. Find out tomorrow night!!!