NIWA Presents: Christmas Catastrophe Dec 28, 2012 15:23:06 GMT -8
Post by jth on Dec 28, 2012 15:23:06 GMT -8
NIWA Christmas Catastrophe
Colonial Life Arena
Columbia, South Carolina
(Show begins showing footage of eariler in the evening when Chuck Norris arrived at the arena and shaking hands with numerous NIWA Superstars, he faces NIWA World Champion and President Blitz, but can he do what is feared to be impossible?
(The Nutcracker plays as the screen shows the inside of a house as Santa comes down the chimney)
Santa: Ho Ho Ho...
Announcer: Christmas maybe the season of giving... (Santa stops and looks straight ahead)
(Screen then shows JTH, "Las Vegas" Link, and Ganondorf)
Announcer: But these men are only here to give beatings...
Santa: Ho oh...
(JTH pounds his fists together as the three men come forward and then the screen shows clips leading up to the event)
Announcer: Good fights that we bring, to you, from me. (Screen then shows JTH giving a Wrestlemania Kick into the view of the camera, "From Santa's eyes" and then shows Santa on the ground with JTH posing over him with Ganondorf and Link standing atop him.) Good fights for Christmas...Catastrophe...and a happy...new year...
Announcer: And now...NIWA Presents...Christmas Catastrophe!
(Pyro goes off as a sold out Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina goes crazy as they prepare for NIWA Christmas Catastrophe, Five titles to be decided including Chuck Norris vs. Blitz for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest, is a Triple Threat Match, for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Spiderman makes his way to the ring slapping hands with the crowd as he looks to become the NIWA North American Champion)
(Jackie Chan heads out to a great ovation)
(Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring none to happy at what he is faced with)
NIWA North American Championship
Fozzie Osbourne (c) defeated Jackie Chan and Spiderman via pinning Spiderman at 15:12 to retain the NIWA North American Championship. The finish is Spiderman hitting the Spidey Splash on Chan and going for the cover, but Chan getting his foot on the rope before the 3. Spidey thinking he won the match gets in a verbal dispute with the referee which he then turns around into a Tallywacker from Fozzie and the 3 count.
(Backstage a limo pulls up, and when the door opens it is the NIWA World Champion and President Blitz who is booed by the sold out crowd as also Zangief comes out. Ron Burgundy approaches to try for an interview)
Burgundy: Excuse me Blitz but I would....(Blitz cuts him off)
Blitz: Excuse me?! That's President Blitz to you Ron.
Burgundy: My apoligies, President Blitz. Tonight is without question a difficult task for you, you defend the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship against Chuck Norris tonight.
Blitz: Yes...The challenger that was picked upon by the NIWA fans. These fans should be happy that I'm not Santa Claus, because if I was, for that decision; I would have given each and every one of them a big, fat, middle finger with a nice big glass of "Go Screw Yourselves". But then again, we're in Gamecock, South Carolina, so they probably do that in their free time anyway. (Crowd Boos) I said from the start, I'm not going to give these people what they want. These people want Chuck Norris to beat me tonight? (Crowd Cheers) Well then I cannot wait to see the pure disappointment on all of their faces, when all their Christmas Wishes are...DENIED! (Walks off and the crowd boos)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Molly Holly makes her way to the ring, she has picked impressive wins over the past couple of weeks, but will it translate to a victory and the NIWA World Women's Championship?)
(Buttercup comes out to a great ovation as she is fired up and is ready for battle)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Buttercup (c) defeated Molly Holly via pinfall at 10:42 to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship
(Backstage is shown, JTH is sitting on a locker room bench looking down at the floor who gets a mixed reaction as he sets up with Peter Pan standing over him with a smile who gets a great ovation)
JTH: Well, seeing as I didn't anticipate anything of the sorts, I might as well try to remember this moment for what it's worth.
Peter Pan: Well I'm glad you're finally embracing it.
JTH: Now that we got that out of the way, let's get down to the facts. We're a total combined weight of 290 pounds, we have teamed together...for one match, and I never even agreed to want to do this in the first place. So bottom line is; we're not friends, we're lighter than air, no chemistry with one another, and we're facing the best tag team in both EMW and NIWA. Explain to me again how we will do this?
Peter Pan: Why will do this? Because I believe...(Crowd Cheers) Because deep down...you believe. And most importantly...because they believe. (Points to the universe of NIWA fans which the crowd begins cheering and begins once again a series of "YES" Chants which they look out to the non-visual crowd which JTH then nods to)
JTH: Alright......I'll believe...when I see it. (Walks off leaving Pan there)
Peter Pan: Seeing truely is believing. (Screen fades to black)
(Screen shows a video package for the next NIWA Supershow, NIWA BREAKDOWN, to take place Friday, January 25th, from the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas)
(Camera now shows a contract hanging above the ring)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, this...is a Four Corners Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tag Team Match. The winning team will be next in line for a title shot against NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships!
(The Warios come down to the ring as signal for their powerful partner to enter)
(The Dudley Nephews make their way to the ring getting booed)
(EMW's Waynes Brothers make their way to the ring also getting booed)
(The Marios come out in their original Green/Blue & Red/Blue attires wearing NWO shirts over top)
Four Corners TLC Match
Number One Contender's Match
The Warios defeated The Super Mario Bros., EMW's The Waynes Brothers, & The Dudley Nephews at 24:52 to become the number one contender's for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
(Screen shows the history between "Las Vegas" Link and James Bond feuding over the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Champion James Bond makes his way to the ring very confident as he is booed loudly)
(Link comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist to a great amount of cheers while in an all black tunic reverting to his classic NWO days as he is set to defend the title)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link defeated James Bond (c) via submission at 18:17 to become the NEW NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion.
(Screen shows a video package setting up the massive encounter between Ganondorf and Shadow the Hedgehog)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall.
(Ganondorf comes out getting cheers as he is looking to settle a score)
(The arena gets darks and a mixed reaction for Shadow as he comes through the smoke and darkness to the ring)
Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Ganondorf fought to a Double DQ at 12:31 when both ignored the referee's instructions and continued attacking each other. The two continued their assaults on each other long after the match was thrown out.
(Camera backstage shows the EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Champions, EMW's Grove Street Gang thuggin' and rappin' their way to the ring)
(Screen then shows Peter Pan making his way proudly to the ring, and then way in the distance, JTH brings up the rear shaking his head as the "YES" chants begin again)
JTH: Dear god, what have I got myself into...(Walks off camera)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
(The EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team make their way to the ring, beaten and battered after a brutal Street Fight less than one week ago at MegaBrawl VI, will they be able to recover to defend their titles?)
(Peter Pan comes out to a great ovation as the crowd looks to be very excited for this match)
(JTH comes out in his white/black attire and does his posing with pyro as the "YES" Chants begin again)
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
Peter Pan & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated EMW's Grove Street Gang (c) via JTH making "CJ" submit to the Wrestlemania Lock at 12:31 after prior injuries were exploted. JTH & Peter Pan become the NEW NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions.
(Side Note: By winning the Tag Team Championships, Peter Pan becomes only the second NIWA Superstar to become a Grand Slam Champion in his NIWA career, joining James Bond who was a World Champion, Junior Heavyweight Champion, North American Champion, and Brass Knuckles Champion)[/i]
(Screen shows a video package hyping up the main vent of the evening for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship between Chuck Norris and Blitz)
(Screen shows Howard Finkle and another man in the ring)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening...and now, here to give our introduction of our main event, world famous ring announcer, welcome back...Micheal...Buffer! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Finkle hands the mike to Buffer who both nod in acceptance)
(Bell Slowly Rings Three Times) Buffer: Laaaaaaaadies and gentlemen, welcome to the capital of South Carolina here in the sold out Colonial Life Arena here in Columbia. NIWA Christmas Catastrophe is now proud to present to you, the main event of the evening. Tonight, the owner and president of this very company will face argubly...the greatest superstar...in NIWA...history. For the NIWA Heavyweight...Championship...of the World! Are you ready!? (Crowd Cheers Loudly) Columbia, South Carolina...are you...reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeady!? (Crowd Cheers Louder) For the thousands in attendence...and the millions watching around the world...ladies and gentlemen, LEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
(A Huge Pop erupts at the sound of Norris' theme hitting as he makes his way to the ring)
Buffer: Making his way to the ring at this time...is the challenger. Fighting out of Ryan, Oklahoma. He weighs in at 185 pounds. He is considered by many, to be...the most decorated, and greatest superstar in NIWA...history. Ladies and gentlemen, he is "The Living Legend", the one, the only... CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOORRIIIIIIIIIS. (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Buffer: And now...making his way to the ring...is the most powerful man in NIWA. Fighting by way of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He weighs in at 215 pounds. A man with a lethal and cunning ability to find a way to victory. Ladies and gentlemen, he is...the reigning...defending...NIWA Heavyweight...Champion of the WOOORLD! PRESIDENNNNNNNNNNNNT BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZ! (Crowd Boos Loudly)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Blitz (c) defeated Chuck Norris via pinfall at 26:42 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion in a match which ended in contraversey. Zangief interfered on multiple occassions trying to get Blitz disqualified by referee Mario Yamasaki refused to call for the bell. NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean then came out and tried to eliminate Zangief from ringside and the two soon distracted Referee Yamasaki, during the confusion, Norris looked to have the victory until Blitz rolled to the outside and grabbed the NIWA World Title and nailed Norris in the face stunning him and then nailing the All Out Blitz, Blitz then goes for a cover and Referee Yamasaki makes the count, and although Chuck Norris gets his right foot on the bottom rope, it goes undetected by the referee and makes the 3, which right afterwards Zangief shoves Norris' foot off the rope giving no evidence of such. Zangief and Blitz celebrate as they leave the ring as Mr. Clean tries to get an explanation of what just happened. The multiple mayhem and confusion on both sides has ultimately cost Chuck Norris the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship as the show ends with Zangief helping Blitz to the rampway and Blitz blows all in the ring a kiss as the crowd boos at the contraversey surrounding the main event.