Post by jth on Nov 3, 2012 12:31:06 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Dow Event Center
Saginaw, Michigan
(Show begins recapping an emotional Ultimate Ultimatium that saw Peter Pan save Chuck Norris' job who was in the front row of the arena for the event, but however saw Blitz as a result become the NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion)
(After the recap, the theme of the NIWA President and the NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Blitz comes down to the ring with Zangief and the crowd boos him loudly as he gets in the ring)
Blitz: As I told each and every one of you, Peter Pan had no chance of making out of Ultimate Ultimatium with any way to redeem himself. I took the one thing that he worked four years to gain, with the snap of a finger. And Peter Pan, just so that you regret your desicion even more...NO...REMATCH! (Laughs as the crowd boos) However, with all the good news came some slight bad news...Chuck Norris is back in NIWA. (Crowd Cheers Loudly) And luckily for him, by coming back he has immunity per statement of the executives of NIWA, as they continue to try to overthrow me...failing I might add. But Chuck Norris you clearly didn't waste anytime trying to get back on my bad side, here is what I purpose. At the next NIWA Supershow, Battle For Glory, you and I have a 10 Man Battle For Glory Elimination Match. For intense, I will already name Zangief on my team Norris, and you may have...(Snickers) Peter Pan on your team. We just find three more superstars on each side and boom...we got a match. And just to sprinkle a bit more on the mix, should your team beat my team, I will personally give you a fair...one on one...World Heavyweight Championship Match, against me whenever you see fit.
(Just then on the titantron, Chuck Norris, Peter Pan, as well as NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean appear on the screen)
Mr. Clean: Interesting proposal that you have, it's embarrassing quite frankly that it took you that long to have a good decision as NIWA President. But I as NIWA Commissioner have allowed Chuck Norris and Peter Pan to make the decision to accept this match.
Chuck Norris: On behalf of Peter Pan and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean...we accept your match Blitz. (Crowd Cheers as Blitz has a sly smile on his face)
Blitz: Well that's good to know, now as for you tonight Chuck Norris, I hope you kept your old, aging body fit during your little vacation, because you're going to be competing here tonight against my main man Zangief. And just to make sure you don't try to back out of this match, I am personally making this...a Lumberjack Match. (Crows Boos as Chuck Norris looks on) So best of luck tonight Chuck...(Blitz and Zangief laugh as the crowd boos as it will be Chuck Norris vs. Zangief in a Lumberjack Match on the road to Battle For Glory)
(Screen shows that coming up next is a match-up for the covented NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship as Champion and NWO Leader "Las Vegas" Link will face challenge and long time rival James Bond. NEXT!)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
James Bond defeated "Las Vegas" Link (c) via pinfall at 13:24 to become the NEW NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion after The Warios interfered and piled a distraction allowing Bond to nail a Secret Agent Slam
(Backstage, Chuck Norris and Peter Pan are looking on the TV screen of what has just transpired.)
Pan: I can't believe what's going on.
Norris: Me neither, but let Link know when gets back here. He wants to join our Battle For Glory team, there's a spot ready and able him.
Pan: Sure thing. (Pan heads off to go find Link as Norris looks back at the TV amazed)
(Camera is looking at two black shoes dancing their way to the ring, which can only mean as the camera pans up, the NIWA Venue Champion Agent J is making his way to the ring as he is set to face EMW competition next)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Agent J defeated EMW's Chris Brown via pinfall at 7:25
(Screen shows a Video Package for NIWA's next Supershow, NIWA Battle for Glory, to take place on November 30th, 2012 at the Well Fargo Arena from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
(Adrenaline A is in the ring set to face Molly Holly, but suddenly a camera goes backstage and sees that Molly Holly was been attacked as the camera runs into the direction of the arena entrance and catches a glimpse of who appeared to be once again EMW's Faith Lehane who cost the NIWA World Women's Champion Buttercup in a Tag Team Match last night, Lehane comes out to the ring and points to AA in the ring and it appears that Faith has thrown herself into this match with Adrenaline A)
EMW's Faith Lehane defeated Adrenaline A via pinfall at 4:52. After the match, Faith grabs a mike.
Faith: As of right now...I am hereby challenging your NIWA World Women's Champion to match for her title. (Crowd Boos) NIWA and EMW had better start working on a deal done, because I'm ready to show everyone here in NIWA that the women of EMW are far better and superior to all these NIWA women that all your lame champions will bow to me. (Crowd Boos as EMW's Faith Lehane has issued the challenge to NIWA)
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: I am standing by with "Las Vegas" Link, obviously utter disgust must be going through your as you were just cost the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship by The Warios who now for some reason seem to be in it with NIWA President Blitz. With the 10 Man Battle For Glory Match to take place between Team Norris and Team Blitz, are you throwing your name into the hat for Team Norris.
Link: You're damn right I am. Blitz and his flunkies...time they be taught a lesson. And "Las Vegas" Link loves teaching lessons to those who are desprate to learn them.
Burgundy: There you have it. "Las Vegas" Link, in for Team Norris.
Spiderman defeated Zac Efron via pinfall at 7:11
(Screen recaps last night's Supershow that saw Tommy Vercetti fail to regain the NIWA North American Championship against Fozzie Osbourne who continues to stay hot in NIWA)
NIWA North American Champion Tommy Vercetti & The Crow defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Johnny Bravo & Tommy Vercetti via Fozzie pinning Tommy Vercetti at 14:42
(Camera shows a slew of NIWA Superstars who are making their way to the ring for the Lumberjack Match between Zangief and the returning Chuck Norris)
Lumberjack Match
Chuck Norris vs. Zangief ends in a no contest at 15:21 after lumberjacks started brawling in the ring and out of the ring which led to all insanity. Blitz runs while on the outside, gets in the ring and takes advantage during the melee and drills Norris in the back of the head with the NIWA World Title taking him down and Blitz then bolts out of the ring. As he walks backwards and looks at his achivement, Shadow the Hedgehog walks right up behind Blitz as the champion bumps into him as he knows who it is as he starts getting terrified as the look on his face says it all as the show ends in mystery of what will take place next week.