Post by jth on Nov 2, 2012 13:04:26 GMT -8
Ultimate Ultimatium
Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan
(Screen shows Peter Pan with the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion)
Announcer: How can you prepare...for a battle that cannot be won?
Blitz: The Ultimate Ultimatium...(Echoes)
Announcer: How can you celebrate victory...when you lose something dear?
Blitz: The NIWA World Title...or Chuck Norris' career! (Echoes)
(Screen shows JTH and Shadow staring each other down)
Announcer: How do you survive a war...with nothing to gain?
Blitz: You're going to regret not siding with me! (Echoes as it shows a clip of Shadow Chaos Kicking JTH)
Announcer: That's the price...of the Ultimatium. (Shows clips of destruction) Nothing to gain...everything to lose...This...is the Ultimate Ultimatium!
Blitz: Ultimate Ultimatium...(Screen shows Blitz holding the NIWA World Title as the screen fades to black)
Announcer: And now, NIWA Presents...Ultimate Ultimatium!
(Pyro goes off inside the Joe Louis Arena as the crowd is super excited for the most anticapated supershow in a while as a very unusual main event, a Ladder for not just the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, and the NIWA Future of Chuck Norris)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest for Ultimate Ultimatium, is for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Warios are booed as they head to the ring looking to win the Tag Team Titles again)
(The Marios come out in Black and their respective colors getting lots of cheers)
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
Super Mario Bros. (c) defeated The Warios via Mario pinning Wario at 12:31 to retain the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
(NIWA President Blitz is backstage with Zangief in the President's office)
Zangief: So when do you plan on me coming out and hurting the little fairy?
Blitz: Oh no no Zangief. That's just the thing, you don't have to do anything. Peter Pan can't win...he loses either way. He either loses his title or the contract of his friend. No no, I want Peter Pan to be fully concousis when he has to chose the fate of his future. (Laughs as Zangief joins in as the crowd boos)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This is a Women's Tag Team Match, scheduled for one fall!
(Xena & Gabrielle come out to a hesitent reaction, fans aren't sure whether to boo them or cheer them)
(Buttercup & Blossom come out to a great ovation as they are fired up and is ready for battle)
Xena Warrior Princess & Gabrielle defeated NIWA World Women's Champion Buttercup & Blossom via Xena pinning Buttercup at 11:14 after EMW's Faith Lehane distracted the NIWA World Women's Champion which caused the champion to get nailed with a Xena Spear to a 3 count. Lehane then left the arena without an explanation in anyway as the Powerpuff Girls are totally confused.
(Screen shows a video package for the next NIWA Supershow, NIWA Battle For Glory, set to take place on November 30th, from the Wells Fargo Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Tommy comes out to a good reaction as he is set to try and regain his NIWA North American Championship that he lost after nearly a 5 month reign)
(Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring as the North American Champion and is getting booed)
NIWA North American Championship
Fozzie Osbourne (c) defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 10:25 to retain the NIWA North American Championship
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion who is in his locker room staring down at his championship)
Burgundy: Peter Pan...(Pan looks up and slowly sits up with the title over his shoulder) Tonight is clearly a very unusual night in a very unusual match. Where you could technically win the match, but the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. How do you come up with a plan for this match?
Pan: (Pauses as he looks down) There is no gameplan. I basically have to choose. I either lose a friend, or I lose the thing that I worked four years to gain. I have to pick...and I have to be honest...I don't know what I'm going to do. (Slowly walks off as Burgundy looks off camera)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
(Ganon comes out to a surprising mixed reaction as he makes his way to the ring, the screen shows what transpired last week on SNS with Blitz and Zangief that led to this match being made)
(Zangief comes out booed heavily as he has become viely hated since joining forces with Blitz)
Zangief defeated Ganondorf via pinfall at 12:50 after The Warios came out to the ring while the referee was knocked out looking like they were going to help Ganondorf, Wario hits a low blow on Ganondorf and Waluigi smashes Ganondorf in the back with a steel chair that leds to a Russian National Slam by Zangief leading to the 3 count. While Ganondorf is down, The Warios celebrate with Zangief as it appears that The Warios have joined forces with Zangief and Blitz.
(Screen shows a video package for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link)
(After the video package plays, people in the crowd begin to notice someone in heading down the stairway, and a majority of the fans notice it is none other than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris begins heading down the stairs and comes down to the front row of the Joe Louis Arena. Soon afterwards, Ron Burgundy runs down to the ringside to look to get an interview with Chuck Norris)
Burgundy: Mr. Norris, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here tonight?
Norris: Well, surprisingly, I was invited here by our NIWA President Blitz. (Crowd Boos) He said he wanted me to see first hand what my fate will be with NIWA.
Burgundy: Also, the champion, Peter Pan...he's gone on record that he truely doesn't know what to do tonight. If you could give him any advice tonight, what would it be?
Norris: I honestly can't say. Obviously I'm not a young buck anymore, so even if Peter Pan saves my job, I won't be around much longer anyway. So all I can tell him is do what you feel you have to do.
Burgundy: Well said Mr. Norris...thank you.
Norris: Thank you, (Crowd Cheers as a "Norris" Chant starts which Chuck Norris acknowledges)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Zac Efron comes out getting mainly boos but gets a girlish cheer from the girls in the crowd)
(Link comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist to a great amount of cheers while in an all black tunic reverting to his classic NWO days as he is set to defend the title)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link defeated Zac Efron via submission at 10:04 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match between Shadow the Hedgehog and JTH)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
(JTH comes out in a red/black attire and does his posing with pyro, when he finishes, he notices Chuck Norris in the front row from in the ring and the two make eye contact several times)
(Shadow comes out to a monster ovation coming out looking to fight JTH, Shadow locks eyes upon seeing Chuck Norris in the crowd and gets right up in his face, the man that cost him no longer holding the NIWA World Title, but he gets in the ring and is ready to face JTH)
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Shadow the Hedgehog via pinfall at 24:59. After being on the outside Shadow seems to be distracted by Chuck Norris in the front and takes his mind off the match as he still recalls Chuck Norris being the reason he lost the NIWA World Heavyweight Title, after Shadow reentered the ring upon being distracted, Shadow walks into a direct hit by a Wrestlemania Kick by JTH who gets the 3. Shadow as he rolls out of the ring gives Norris a stare as he almost holds Chuck Norris responsible for his loss.
(Screen shows a video package for the main event between Blitz and NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan, the Ladder Match)
(Camera shows Chuck Norris in the front row as he front row as he and a lot of fans look up at not one, but two objects hanging above the ring)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Ultimate Ultimatium...Ladder Match! (Crowd Cheers) Here are the rules: Both the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship and the contract of Chuck Norris hang high above the ring on two serperate rungs. The Match is over when one of the particapants assends a ladder and must choose to remove...only one of the objects, obtaining both would result in losing both. By rule, the obtained object will go to the combatant it is obtained by, and the object not obtained will go to the adversary. Thus...the Ultimate Ultimatium.
(Blitz comes out booed like crazy in his black jeans, with a new wrestling shirt that says "Power is Good" in front and in the back it says "Just Ask Me!" as he has all cards in place to have his way. He gives a mock wave to Norris in the crowd as he prepares for this match)
(Peter Pan heads out to a great ovation, faced with an terrible dilema, with Chuck Norris at ringside which he spots, Peter Pan is set to face Blitz in this first time ever, Ultimate Ultimatium Ladder Match)
Ultimate Ultimatium Ladder Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship & NIWA Contract of Chuck Norris
Peter Pan ends the Ultimate Ultimatium Ladder Match against NIWA President Blitz at 25:10 when he chooses to grab The Contract of Chuck Norris. As a result, Chuck Norris is once again a member of the NIWA Roster. However, as a result, NIWA President Blitz has become the NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. After the match, Chuck Norris jumps the barricade and drills the new champion with a Chuck Norris Kick as a welcome back present, then the former champion, Peter Pan climbs to the top and nails Blitz with You Can Fly. So Blitz wins the battle and becomes the new World Champion, but Peter Pan "and" Chuck Norris can focus on winning the war!