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EMW Wired
Friday June 13th, 2008
Thomas & Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
From the ringside broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Wired. They announced that tonight’s main event will be an Intergender Tag Team Match between EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy & Rose McGowan against Terrell Owens & EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff.
Avril Lavigne def. Kim Kardashian & Veronica Mars in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Avril pinned Kardashian after the Lavigne Bomb.
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Apollo Creed def. Ace Ventura in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after The Count Of Monte Fisto. After the match, EMW United States Champion Rocky Balboa joined Apollo Creed to celebrate the win.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed the #1 Contender for the EMW United States Championship, Tommy Vercetti who said that he congratulates, Rocky’s friend Apollo Creed in Qualifying for the Money In The Bank Match at Extreme Homecoming and that it will give Rocky no excuse in Vercetti beating him at Extreme Homecoming and become the NEW EMW United States Champion and then Vercetti becoming EMW Internet Champion later in the night.
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Lara Croft def. Paris Hilton with Kim Kardashian via pinfall after the Tomb Raider Drop. After the match, EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff attacked Croft from behind. Rose McGowan then ran in and brawled with Duff. Croft recovered and went for a clothesline but Duff ducked and McGowan hit McGowan. Duff then quickly exits the ring and McGowan hits Croft with the Rose’s Thorn. McGowan then points at Duff and then did the “I Want The Belt” motion.
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John McClane & The Sandman def. Agent 47 & Raven via pinfall when McClane pinned Agent 47 after the Die Hard Driver.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams. Bud said that Terrell Owens has been a thorn in his side throughout the past couple of months, but at Extreme Homecoming, he removes that thorn and at the end of the night he will become the first ever Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
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EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers def. Bloodlust in a non-title match via pinfall when Buffy Summers pinned Selene after the Sunnydale DDT. Before the match, Christina Aguilera joined Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy for guest color commentary for the match. After the match, The Vampire Slayers raises their tag team belts right to the announce booth and Christina looked on.
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EMW United States Champion Rocky Balboa & Tommy Vercetti def. Jack Sparrow & Marsellus Wallace via pinfall when Vercetti pinned Sparrow after Balboa hits Sparrow with the Widow Maker but Vercetti made the pin because he blind tagged Balboa in while Balboa has Sparrow up in position for the Widow Maker.
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Stripperella def. Kelly Bundy in a Women’s Money In The Bank Preview Match via pinfall after the 0069 Driver.
From the broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy ran down the card so far for --- EMW Extreme Homecoming:
Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match: EMW World Heavyweight Champion vs. EMW Universal Champion
-- EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Blade © vs. Michael Jordan
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © vs. Terrell Owens
-- EMW Internet Championship: EMW Intercontinental Champion vs. EMW United States Champion
-- EMW Intercontinental Championship: Bruce Lee © vs. “Angry Video Game” James Rolfe
-- EMW United States Championship: Rocky Balboa © vs. Tommy Vercetti
Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship: EMW Women’s Champion vs. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion
-- EMW Women’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Lindsay Lohan © vs. Carmen Electra vs. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Hilary Duff © vs. Rose McGowan vs. Lara Croft
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship 6 Team Gauntlet Match: The Street Fighters © vs. Jay & Silent Bob vs. The New Gangstas vs. Carlos Mencia & Dave Chappelle vs. Shady Aftermath vs. Jackass
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Vampire Slayers © vs. Christina Aguilera & A Mystery Partner
-- Extreme Rules Match: The Sandman vs. Raven
-- Brand Supremacy Match: Tony Montana (EMW ShowTime) vs. Al Bundy (EMW Wired)
-- Revenge Match: Trish Stratus with Ashlee Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson
-- Men’s Money In The Bank Match: John McClane vs. Agent 47 vs. Apollo Creed vs. Jules Winfield vs. Bobby Lashley vs. The Rock
-- Women’s Money In The Bank Match: Lita vs. Fergie vs. Candy Cane vs. Stripperella vs. Kelly Bundy vs. Avril Lavigne
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EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy & Rose McGowan with Brooke Adams def. Terrell Owens & EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff via pinfall when Rose pinned Duff after the Rose’s Thorn. During the match, Bundy and Owens was outside of the ring brawling and their brawl spilled all the way backstage. After the match, Lara Croft arrived to the ring and gives McGowan the Tomb Raider Drop.
In the parking lot, Bud Bundy and Terrell Owens continue their brawl on the parking lot until a man wearing a Blade Mask arrived and knocked out Bud Bundy with a lead pipe. Owens then grabbed onto Brooke Adams who is crying hysterically over what just happened as the man took off his Blade mask to reveal its Michael Jordan. Jordan then got into the face of Bud Bundy and said, “It looks like you have another thorn on your side. See you on EMW Main Event, buddy!” Owens and Jordan leaves as Fredrick James Francis mentioned the huge tag team main event at EMW’s Main Event this Friday and wonders how Owens will get along with Bundy this Friday.