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EMW Fight For Survival
Sunday February 19th, 2012
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
The show begins with a video package that starts with highlights of past Fight For Survival matches.
Announcer: Tonight...It is about Survival...
Then it shows "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and Ken Shamrock having a staredown.
Announcer: To Survive with being the best....
Then it shows Jill Valentine standing over Jessica Alba...
Announcer: To Survive a Major Threat...
Then it shows footage of past Fight For Survival matches...
Announcer: To Survive as a team...
Then it shown random clips of multiple EMW and NIWA Superstars and Starlets...
Announcer: Who will fight to win...Who will fight...
Then we go to Jessica Alba holding up the EMW World Women's title as Jill Valentine looking on at ringside.
Announcer: TO SURVIVE?!
Screen Fades to black.
Announcer: And now....UFC Undisputed 3 Presents....the 3rd Annual...EMW FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL!!!
Pyro explodes from the entrance stage and the four corners of the ring as the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California as Wade Needham is heard welcoming us to the show.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the sold out Staples Center in Los Angeles, California as we welcome you to the third annual EMW Fight For Survival!!!
Jon Ian: The following is a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match! Now participants can only be eliminated via pinfall, submission, disqualification or count-out. The match continues until all the teammates of one team are eliminated from the match. The remaining participants from the winning team will be the Sole Survivors!!!
Chuck Norris, Drew McIntyre, EMW Cruiserweight Champion "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker, "The Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin & Zangief make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first...Co-Captain DREW McINTYRE!!! (Crowd Cheers)...EMW Cruiserweight Champion "THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC" DOUG WALKER!!! (Crowd cheers)..."THE GOLD STANDARD" SHELTON BENJAMIN!!! (Crowd Cheers)...ZANGIEF (Crowd Cheers)...And finally, the other Co-Captain...CHUCK NORRIS!!! (Crowd Cheers)
The Texas Chosen Ones are in the ring and posed for the crowd as they await their opponents.
Goldar, NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Blitz, "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell, NIWA North American Champion James Bond & "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne) arrive on the entrance stage and makes their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing their opponents...First...Co-Captain GOLDAR!!! (Crowd boos)..."THE ICEMAN" CHUCK LIDDELL!!! (Crowd boos)...The NIWA North American Champion "007" JAMES BOND!!! (Crowd boos), "THE TRENDKILLER" FOZZIE OSBOURNE!!! (Crowd boos)...And finally, the other Co-Captain...the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...BLITZ!!! (Crowd boos)
Gold Blitz entered the ring and the bell rings to start the match.
Goldar (Co-Captain), NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Blitz (Co-Captain), "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell, NIWA North American Champion James Bond & "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne def. Chuck Norris (Co-Captain), Drew McIntyre (co-Captain), EMW Cruiserweight Champion "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker, "The Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin & Zangief in a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Elimination Match with James Bond being the Sole Survivor.
Order of Elimination
-- Fozzie Osbourne eliminated by Shelton Benjamin via pinfall after the PayDirt.
-- Doug Walker eliminated by Goldar via pinfall after the Goldar Bomb.
-- Goldar and Zangief were both counted out as both brawled on the outside and continued all the way to the back.
-- Blitz eliminated by Chuck Norris via pinfall after the Chuck Norris Kick.
-- Shelton Benjamin eliminated by James Bond via submission with the Secret Agent Lock.
-- Chuck Norris eliminated by James Bond after the Super Secret Agent Slam of the top rope.
Backstage, Paula Abdul is standing by with Team Vampire Slayers (The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane), The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach), The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade), Queens Of The Internet (IJustine & Tila Tequila), The Original Socialities (Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian).
Paula Abdul: We are moments away from the 5 Team vs. 5 Team Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match as Legendary Conviction lead one team and they will take on the team that I'm joined by right now lead by The Vampire Slayers. Buffy...Faith...As you know, it was reported on EMW/NIWA Challenge that The Bundys have to step down from the match due to Kelly Bundy's knee injury she suffered at an EMW Live Event in Sacramento, California and stepping in is the Power Rangers, the Pink Ranger & Yellow Ranger. Does that change your strategy in your match?!
Buffy Summers: Are you kidding me?! It doesn't change our strategy one bit. As a matter of fact, this match will be a cake walk. I mean look at our team, we have been ready from the very start. So what if one team replaces the other because of injury. This is a team lead by the Greatest and Most Celebrated Women's Tag Team in either EMW or the NIWA. This team is destined for success.
Faith Lehane: We are not scared and we are not intiminated. We have the keys to win and Legendary Conviction's team is in for a beating of their lives!
Team Vampire Slayers then leave as they make their way to the ring for the next match.
Leeann Tweeden: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Traditional 5 Team vs. 5 Team Fight For Survival Elimination Match! In this match, one one person gets eliminated via pinfall, submission, count-out or disqualification, that person & the tag team partner are also eliminated from the match. The match continues until all the teams of one team are eliminated from the match. The remaining teams from the winning team will be the Sole Survivors!!!
The Original Socialities (Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian), The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach), The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) and Queens Of The Internet (IJustine & Tila Tequila) arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: Introducing team number one, first at a combined weight of 240 pounds...PARIS HILTON...KIM KARDASHIAN...THE ORIGINAL SOCIALITES!!! From The Mushroom Kingdom and representing NintenDOOM...Princess Peach...Princess Daisy...THE PRINCESSES!!! Here are The QUEENS OF THE INTERNET...IJUSTINE & TILA TEQUILA!!! And from Outworld, at a combined weight of 258 pounds...KITANA...JADE...THE OUTWORLD VIOLATORS!!!
The Original Socialities (Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian), The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach), The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) and Queens Of The Internet (IJustine & Tila Tequila) then entered the ring and then await their captains.
The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) arrive on the entrance stage and then make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: And now introducing the Team Captains, representing The Lady Horsemen, from Sunnydale, at a combined weight of 228 pounds...BUFFY SUMMERS...FAITH LEHANE...THE VAMPIRE SLAYERS!
The Vampire Slayers entered the ring as we go to Kate Upton standing by with Team Legendary Conviction (Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Legendary Conviction (Gina Carano & "The Future Legend" Melissa Anderson) (Captains), Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler, Tequila Sunrise (Dixie Clemets & Reiko Hinomoto), Catherine Bell & Sandra Bullock & The Power Rangers (Pink Ranger & Yellow Ranger) backstage as they are getting pumped up for the match.
Kate Upton: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with a team that many say will win this match. That team is the group lead by Legendary Conviction alongside the likes of Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler, former VWF Tag Team Champions Tequila Sunrise, Catherine Bell & Sandra Bullock and the team replacing The Bundys tonight, the Power Rangers of Pink Ranger and the Yellow Ranger. Gina Carano, your opponents are already in the ring, they look ready and it seems hat your team is ready as well.
Gina Carano: You got that right, Kate. You see, our opponents have egos the size of the Staples Center and almost all of Los Angeles. But this team right here, this team works as one. We lost one team earlier in the weekend, but we got one hell of a pickup with The Power Rangers and tonight we don't care which one of us are the last team standing because our team will win tonight!
Kate Upton: Melissa Anderson, is there any special last minute strategy heading into this match?!
Melissa Anderson: Our strategy is very simple, we stay as onr unit and work as a team and no one will stop us. Our blood is running red hot, we are ready for a fight and we will Survive!!!
Team Legendary Conviction then leave as they make their way to the ring as in the ring, Team Vampire Slayers wait for their arrival.
The Power Rangers (Pink Ranger & Yellow Ranger), Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler, Tequila Sunrise (Dixie Clemets & Reiko Hinomoto) and Catherine Bell & Sandra Bullock arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: Introducing their opponents...First, from Angel Grove...PINK RANGER...YELLOW RANGER...THE POWER RANGERS!!! Introducing from Boise, Idaho and Baltimore, Maryland respectively at a combined weight of 269 pounds...The team of TORRIE WILSON & STACY KEIBLER!!! Introducing from Dallas, Texas and Japan respectively...DIXIE CLEMETS...REIKO HINOMOTO...TEQUILA SUNRISE!!! Introducing the team of CATHERINE BELL & SANDRA BULLOCK!!!
The Power Rangers (Pink Ranger & Yellow Ranger), Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler, Tequila Sunrise (Dixie Clemets & Reiko Hinomoto) and Catherine Bell & Sandra Bullock are in the ring as they await their captains.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion "The Future Legend" Melissa Anderson arrived on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd and then she awaits her partner.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Gina Carano arrives on the entrance stage to join Anderson as they make their way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: Introducing the captains of the team...From Dallas, Texas and San Francisco, California respectively...At a combined weight of 285 pounds...They are the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions...GINA "CONVICTION" CARANO..."THE FUTURE LEGEND" MELISSA ANDERSON...LEGENDARY CONVICTION!!!
Legendary Convicition then enters the ring and joined their teammates and then the bell rings to start the match.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Legendary Conviction (Gina Carano & "The Future Legend" Melissa Anderson), Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler, Tequila Sunrise (Dixie Clemets & Reiko Hinomoto), Catherine Bell & Sandra Bullock & The Power Rangers (Pink Ranger & Yellow Ranger) def. Team Vampire Slayers (The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane), The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach), The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade), Queens Of The Internet (IJustine & Tila Tequila), The Original Socialities (Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian) in a 5 Team vs. 5 Team Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match with The Power Rangers & Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson being the Sole Survivors.
Order of Elimination
-- The Original Socialites eliminated by Legendary Convition via submission when Gina Carano made Paris Hilton with the Triangle Choke.
-- Tequila Sunrise eliminated by The Queens Of The Internet via pinfall when IJustine pinned Dixie Clemets after The Download.
-- The Queens Of The Internet eliminated by Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler via pinfall when Torrie Wilson pinned Tila Tequila after the Nose Job.
-- Legendary Conviction elimianted by The Vampire Slayers via pinfall when Buffy Summers pinned Melissa Anderson with a Small Package Rollup.
-- Catherine Bell & Sandra Bullock eliminated by The Outworld Violators via pinfall when Kitana pinned Catherine Bell after the Kiss Of Doom.
-- The Princesses eliminated by Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler when Stacy Keibler pinned Princess Peach after the Standing Spin Kick.
-- The Vampire Slayers eliminated by The Power Rangers via pinfall when th Yellow Ranger pinned Faith Lehane after the Flying Spin Kick off the top rope.
-- The Outworld Violators eliminated by Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler via pinfall when the Torrie Wilson pinned Jade after the Nose Job after Pink Ranger and Yellow Ranger hit Jade with a Double Dropkick.
Backstage, EMW World Women''s Champion Jessica Alba is seen warming up for her EMW World Women's title defense against Jill Valentine later tonight.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Traditional 5 Team vs. 5 Team Fight For Survival Elimination Match! In this match, one one person gets eliminated via pinfall, submission, count-out or disqualification, that person & the tag team partner are also eliminated from the match. The match continues until all the teams of one team are eliminated from the match. The remaining teams from the winning team will be the Sole Survivors!!!
Team Dudley Nephews (The Dudley Nephews (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley), The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi), Saved By The Bell (Zack Morris & AC Slater), The Wario Brothers (Wario & Waluigi) & The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) arrive on the entrance stage and then make their way to the ring to a great ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing The captains, from Dudleyville...TED DUDLEY...ACE DUDLEY...THE DUDLEY NEPHEWS!!! Representing NintenDOOM, from the Mushroom Kingdom...MARIO...LUIGI...THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!!! Alson representing NintenDOOM and from the Mushroom Kingdom...WARIO...WALUIGI...THE WARIO BROTHERS!!! From Grove Street in Idlewood, San Andreas...CARL "CJ" JOHNSON & SEAN "SWEET" JOHNSON...THE GROVE STREET GANG!!! And finally, from Bayside...ZACK MORRIS...A.C. SLATER...SAVED BY THE BELL!!!
Team Dudleyz arrived to the ring and then they await their opponents
Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Wayans Brothers (Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans) (Captains), The Avengers (Captain America & Iron Man) accompanied by Tony Stark, The X-Men (Wolverine & Cyclops), The Vice Squad (Tommy Vercetti & Lance Vance) & The Detroit Mavericks (Eddie Murphy & Eminem) arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Their opponents...First, the captains...From New York City, New York...They are the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions...MARLON WAYANS...SHAWN WAYANS...THE WAYANS BROTHERS!!! Accompanied by Tony Stark, here are THE AVENGERS...CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE MIGHTY THOR!!! Introducing next...WOLVERINE...CYCLOPS...THE X-MEN!!! From Vice City...TOMMY VERCETTI...LANCE VANCE...THE VICE SQUAD...And finally, from Detroit, Michigan...EDDIE MURPHY...EMINEM...DETRIOT MAVERICKS!!!!
Team Wayans Brothers arrived in the ring and stared at Team Dudleyz as the bell sounds to start the match.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Wayans Brothers (Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans) (Captains), The Avengers (Captain America & Iron Man), The X-Men (Wolverine & Cyclops), The Vice Squad (Tommy Vercetti & Lance Vance) & The Detroit Mavericks (Eddie Murphy & Eminem) def. The Dudley Nephews (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) (Captains), The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi), Saved By The Bell (Zack Morris & AC Slater), The Wario Brothers (Wario & Waluigi) & The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) in a 5 Team vs. 5 Team Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match with The Avengers being the Sole Survivors.
Order of Elimination
-- Saved By The Bell eliminated by The Vice Squad via pinfall when Tommy Vercetti pinned A.C. Slater after the Vice City Crusher.
-- The Detroit Mavericks eliminated by The Dudley Nephews via pinfall when Ace Dudley pinned Eminem after the Dudley Death Drop.
-- Vice Squad & The Grove Street Gang were disqualified after both teams brawled in the ring and then Vercetti and Carl Johnson shoved the referee.
-- The X-Men eliminated by The Mario Brothers via pinfall when Mario pinned Cyclops after the Mushroom Surprise.
-- The Wario Brothers eliminated by The Wayans Brothers via pinfall when Shawn Wayans pinned Waluigi after the STO.
-- The Wayans Brothers eliminated by The Dudley Nephews via pinfall when Ace Dudley pinned Shawn Wayans after the Dudley Death Drop.
-- The Dudley Nephews eliminated by The Avengers via pinfall when Captain America pinned Ted Dudley after the Stars n' Stripes.
-- The Mario Brothers eliminated by The Avengers via pinfall when Thor pinned Luigi after the Hammer Of Thor.
A commercial airs promoting that in two weeks, it's the 2012 EMW/NIWA Draft on a Special Edition of EMW ShowTime.
Jon Ian: The following is a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match!
"The Day Walker" Blade, Shadow The Hedgehog, EMW International Champion Scott Pilgrim, Link & Kenny Powers arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing the first team...First of all, co-Captain "THE DAY WALKER" BLADE!!! EMW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION...SCOTT PILGRIM!!! "THE HERO OF TIME" LINK!!! And finally, Co-Captain...SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Blade, Shadow, Pilgrim, Link & Powers all entered the ring and they await their opponents.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Luis Lopez (with Tony Prince) , "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz, Ganondorf & Chris Brown arrive on the entrance stage and then make their way to the ring and get a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Their opponents...First of all, Co-Captain QUINTION "RAMPAGE" JACKSON!!! "THE HUNTINGTON BEACH BAD BOY" TITO ORTIZ!!! "THE GREAT KING OF EVIL" GANONDORF!!! CHRIS BROWN!!! And finally, acompanied to the ring by Tony Prince, the other Co-Captain...LUIS LOPEX!!!
Rampage, Lopez, Ortiz, Ganondorf & Brown entered the ring and then talks trash to the other team and then the bell sounds to start the match.
"The Day Walker" Blade, Shadow The Hedgehog, EMW International Champion Scott Pilgrim, Link & Kenny Powers def. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Luis Lopez, "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz, Ganondorf & Chris Brown in a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match with "The Day Walker" Blade & Shadow The Hedgehog being the Sole Survivors.
Order of Elimination
-- Chris Brown eliminated by Link via pinfall after the ZDT.
-- Kenny Powers eliminated by Luis Lopez via pinfall after the Dowtown Shot.
-- Scott Pilgrim eliminated by Quinton "Rampage" Jackson via pinfall after the Rampage Slam.
-- Tito Ortiz eliminated by "The Day Walker" Blade via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT.
-- Gannondorf eliminated by Shadow The Hedgehog after the Chaos Spear.
-- Link eliminated by Luis Lopz via pinfall after the lights went out as Link went for the ZDT to Lopez and on ExtremeVision there is static and the words "Game Over" the same way Duke Nukem was knocked out last week on EMW ShowTime.
-- Luis Lopez eliminated by Blade via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT.
Backstage, Noah Antwiler is standing by with EMW World Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe.
Noah Antwiler: James, later tonight you will be in for what has to be the biggest test in your reign as champion as you face a man who is not only a former WWE Intercontinental Champion and a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion. But he is known as "The World's Most Dangerous Man"...Ken Shamrock. Not only that, but you have to be aware of that Ankle Lock Submission. Something that you know first hand. What must be going through your head right now?!
James Rolfe: Noah, I think of every time I have the EMW World Heavyweight title in my hands or around my waist, it might be the last time I hold onto the title. It's what every champion thinks and those who don't think that way are lying their asses off. I also kept on thinking about that Ankle Lock Submission and how much pain that move can have on me. But I also think about keeping this title for a very long time and that's what I'm planning to do. Ken Shamrock, you may be tough but tonight, I'm going to be tougher and leave LA as the EMW World Heavyweight Champion!
Rolfe then leaves as we get to the next match.
Leeann Tweeden: The following is a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match!
Olivia Munn, Blaze Fielding, Jenna Haze, Black Cat & Melina arrived on the entrance stage and then they make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: Introducing team number one, first of all...From Los Angeles, California, Co-Captain...OLIVIA MUNN!!! From Fullerton, California...JENNA HAZE!!! From New York City...BLACK CAT!!! From Hollywood, California...MELINA!!! And finally, from the Streets Of Rage, Co-Captain...BLAZE FIELDING!!!
Munn, Fielding, Haze, Cat & Melina arrived at the ring and then they await their opponents.
NIWA World Women's Champion Xena, Warrior Princess, Bustice, EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele, Gabrielle & Shaundi arrive on the entrance stage and then make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: Their opponents...Introducing first, from Amphipolis, Greece...Co-Captain and the NIWA World Women's Champion...THE WARRIOR PRINCESS...XENA!!! From San Diego, California, she is the EMW Starlets Champion...RILEY STEELE!!! From Amphipolis, Greece...GABRIELLE!! From Stillwater...SHAUNDI!!! And finally, from Portland, Oregon...Co-Captain BUSTICE!!!
Xena, Steele, Gabrielle, Shaundi & Bustice entered the ring and stared at their opponents and then the bell sounds to start the match.
Olivia Munn, Blaze Fielding, Jenna Haze, Black Cat & Melina def. NIWA World Women's Champion Xena, Warrior Princess, Bustice, EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele, Gabrielle & Shaundi in a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Elimination Match with Olivia Munn being the Sole Survivor.
Order of Elimination
-- Melina eliminated by Bustice via pinfall after the Big Bust off the top rope.
-- Gabrielle eliminated by Olivia Munn via pinfall after the A.O.T.C..
-- Black Cat eliminated by Xena via pinfall after the Xena Spear.
-- Riley Steele eliminated by Jenna Haze via pinfall with a schoolgirl rollup while hanging onto Steeles pants for leverage without the refeee looking.
-- Blaze Fielding, Jenna Haze, Xena, Bustice and Shaundi were all disqualified for brawling in the ring. Olivia Munn was thrown to the outside by Bustice and was not involved in the fight and therefor not disqualified.
Wade Needham: Coming up next is the final Fight For Survival Match of the evening and it is a big one.
Erin Andrews: Tonight marks the return of Megan Fox since being seriously injured back at MegaBrawl 5 at the hands of Narcissist Blossom after Megan Fox defeated Blossom in their No Holds Barred match. Lets take a look at this horrific footage and it is not safe to see for younger viewers.
A replay is shown of the highlights of the Megan Fox vs. "Narcissist" Blossom No Holds barred Match at MegaBrawl 5 and the aftermath where Blossom hits Fox hard in the face with the Shovel and then Fox being knocked out cold.
Leeann Tweeden: The following is a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match!
Sonya Blade, Dark Queen, Dasha Fedorovich & Katy Perry arrive on the entrance stage and then they make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: Introducing team number one, first of all, representing The Lady Horsemen, from The United States Special Forces...Co-Captain...SONYA BLADE!!! Introducing THE DARK QUEEN!!! From Russia...DASHA FEDOROVICH!!! And from Santa Barbara, California...KATY PERRY!!!
Sonya, Dark Queen, Dasha and Katy entered the ring and then they await their other co-captain.
A "Elegant B" is shown on the entrance stage and then "Narcissist" Blossom comes from under the stage and then makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: And now introducing, from Townsville, USA...Co-Captain..."NARCISSIST" BLOSSOM!!!
Blossom then enters the ring and is joined by her teammates as the await their opponents.
Buttercup, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Dark & Sasha Grey arrive on the entrance stage and then make their way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: And now introducing the opponents...First of all, from Townsville, USA...Co-Captain...BUTTERCUP!!! From New York City, New York...LINDSAY LOHAN!!! From Chicago, Illinois...JOANNA DARK!!! And from North Highlands, California...SASHA GREY!!!
Buttercup, Lohan, Dark & Grey arrived in the ring and then they await the other co-captain of the team.
The lights go out and then we see a spotlight on the entrance stage and then we see Megan Fox under the spotlight but she is sporting a clear protective mask for her face. Fox then stares a hole right through Blossom as Blossom looked on and is in complete shock as now two of her mortal enimies are now gunning for her. Fox then makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Leeann Tweeden: And finally, from Oak Ridge, Tennessee..Co-Captain...MEGAN FOX!!!!
Fox then storms into the ring and then joins her teammates as the bell sounds to start the match.
Megan Fox, Buttercup, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Dark & Sasha Grey def. "Narcissist" Blossom, Sonya Blade, Dark Queen, Dasha Fedorovich & Katy Perry in a Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Elimination Match with Fox, Buttercup, Lohan, Dark and Grey as the Sole Survivors.
Order of Elimination
-- Katy Perry eliminated by Lindsay Lohan via pinfall after the LiLoKO.
-- Dark Queen eliminated by Buttercup via pinfall after the Chemical Xplosion (Canadian Destroyer).
-- Dasha Fedorovich eliminated by Megan Fox via submission with the Megan's Vice.
-- Sonya Blade eliminated by Joanna Dark via pinfall after the Perfect Dark.
-- "Narcissist" Blossom was Counted Out after Megan Fox hits Blossom with the Transformer then rolled out of the ring and then decided to walk out to the back and take the count-out.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next is the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match as "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe defends the title against "The World's Most Dangerous Man". Lets take a look back at how Shamrock got the chance at the EMW World Heavyweight title tonight.
A video package is shown highlighting Kan Shamrock winning the Lethal Lottery Tournament to earn an EMW World Heavyweight Championship match at Fight For Survival. The video continues as it shows the events leading to the World title match tonight.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, WE AAAAAARRRRRRREEEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEEE!!! This is the Co-Main Event of the evening and it is a one fall match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship!!!
"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock arrives on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd. Shamrock stands on the middle of the ring sets and then gets himself focused then punches himself and lets out a scream then enters the ring. Shamrock then begins to warm up as he awaits his opponent.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe arrived on the entrance stage and holds up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt and then holds it over his shoulder as he heads to the ring to a good pop from the crowd. Rolfe then climbs up the top rope and then holds up the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt and then climbs down to the ring as Bruce Buffer matkes the introductions.
Bruce Buffer: Introducing first...(points to Shamrock) He Represents MMA Incorporated...He stands 6 feet tall, weighs in tonight at 215 pounds...And comes to us from Reno, Nevada...Here is the former NWA World Heavyweight Champion, former WWE Intercontinental Champion and is known as "The World's Most Dangerous Man"...KEN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMROOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!! (Shamrock stares at Rolfe as the crowd boos him loudly). And his opponent, he stands 5 feet, 11 inches tall and weighs in at 174 pounds and comes to us from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...Here is the Current, Reigning and Defending EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION..."THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD"...JAMES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (Rolfe holds up the title belt as the crowd cheers) And when the bell sounds, your referee for the match is NICK PATRICK!
Rolfe hands the title belt to EMW Senior Referee Nick Patrick. Patrick then shows the title belt to Shamrockholds up the title belt and then hands it to the ringside assistant. Patrick then calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe def. "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock via pinfall after the Codebreaker after countering out of Shamrock's Ankle Lock and sending him to the corner.
Wade Needham: Coming up next, it's the EMW World Women's Championship on the line and for Jessica Alba, it's her toughest test to date. Lets take a look at how we got to this match here tonight.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's EMW World Women's Championship match between the champion Jessica Alba and the challenger and former EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen,this is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! This match is a one fall matchup for the EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW...LIVE! From the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jill Valentine appears to the entrance stage and is covered in the same hooded coat she had oat Resident Evil 5. Jill then takes off the coat and she is in her purple battle outfit as she makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd. Jill enters the ring and then stares at the entrance stage as she awaits her opponent.
EMW World Women's Champion Jessica Alba arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd and then makes her way to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans as the crowd cheers her loudly. Alba enters the ring and then takes off the title belt and holds it high over her head and then Bruce Buffer continues the introductions.
Bruce Buffer: Introducing first, (points to Valentine) the challenger! She stands 5 feet 8 inches tall, weighs in this evening at 123 pounds and comes to us from Racoon City! Ladies and gentlemen, here is the #1 Contender to the World Women's Championship...JILL VAAAAAAAAALENTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Jill stares at Alba as the crowd continues to boo her) Her opponent, she stands 5 feet, 6 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 127 pounds and comes to us from Pomona, California weighing in at 127 pounds...She is the Current, reigning and defendjnEMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLBAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Alba holds up the title belt to a great ovation of cheers) And when the bell sounds, your referee is KIM WINSLOW!!!
Alba hands the title belt to Kim Winslow and then Winslow shows the title belt to Jill Valentine then holds up the title belt and then hands it to the ringside official. Winslow then calls for the bell to start the match.
Jill Valentine def. EMW World Women's Champion Jill Valentine via pinfall after two straight Racoon City Drops to become the NEW EMW World Women's Champion!!! After the match, Jill Valentine gets out a steel chair and then drapes it around the neck of Jessica Alba as Alba is motionless after the two Racoon City Drops then Jill goes to the top rope but then Lindsay Lohan and Bustice runs in and goes to stop this. Jill stares at both women and then climbs down then continues to look at them as Jill picks up her newly won World Women's Championship belt and then leaves the ring and then walks to the back smiling over what she did as the crowd boos her loudly. Lohan and Bustice then check on Alba and then Lohan puts up an X to signal for the EMTs and then they rush in to check on Alba who is still motionless in the ring as the show concludes.
