EMW ShowTime (11.26.08) Apr 20, 2012 5:10:17 GMT -8
Post by theoc71 on Apr 20, 2012 5:10:17 GMT -8
Wednesday November 26th, 2008
Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Uniondale, New York
The show began with Torrie Wilson standing in the middle of the ring.
Torrie: Welcome everyone to another edition of EMW ShowTime! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the blockbuster new signee to EMW, Eddie Murphy!
The crowd goes nuts as “Party All The Time” hits and Eddie Murphy makes his way to the ring. Once Murphy enters the ring, Murphy shook Torrie’s hand and Torrie handed Murphy a second microphone.
Torrie: Wow! Listen to this crowd! They are going nuts for you!
Murphy: Well I know that signing to EMW was a good idea, but the crowd ovation really makes it a great idea!
The crowd chanted, “Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!” As Murphy looked on and smiled for the crowd response.
Torrie: Well first off, what makes you want to come to EMW in the first place?!
Murphy: Well, I have been paying attention to what’s been happening in EMW and I have to say, the competition is just up my alley with Superstars like Blade, Terrell Owens, The Rock, “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe and especially the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield. I wanted to take on the best EMW can deliver and this league as that by the truckload! I want to take on the best and EMW has that!
Suddenly, “Fatal” by The RZA hits and out comes Blade to a huge pop from the crowd. Blade arrived to the ring and got out a microphone from his coat and begins to speak.
Blade: Hey, I’m not out here to crash the party or anything, but I just want to personally welcome you to Extreme Madness Wrestling!
Murphy: So you are the Day Walker Blade, the man that’s been the top superstar in EMW since the start of the company. Who would’ve thought that the first ever EMW World heavyweight Champion and the first Slam n’ Jam World Heavyweight Champion appear at the same ring at the same time?! I have been paying attention of what you’ve been doing in EMW and you have grown one heck of a reputation here.
Blade: Eddie, I’ve been paying attention of what you have done back at Slam n’ Jam and you made quite a reputation as well. Plus, I know that you are planning to do the same here in EMW. This brings me to another reason I came out here. You say that you want to compete against the best EMW has to offer?! Well how do you fell about being in a headlining the biggest event in EMW, MegaBrawl 2 against me?!
The crowd popped huge after what Blade has said. Both Murphy and Blade had an intense staredown as Tila looked on.
Murphy: You want to take me on in Tokyo at MegaBrawl 2?!
Blade: I didn’t stutter, did I?!
Murphy: Well, Day Walker, I only got two words to say to you…I ACCEPT!
The crowd pops huge over the announcement as the two men continue the staredown.
Murphy: Good luck at MegaBrawl 2, because you will need it against me.
Murphy then extended his hand to Blade and Blade accepts the handshake but when Murphy tried to walk away, Blade hangs onto the handshake and dragged Murphy back to him.
Blade: No, Eddie! It will be you that will need the luck!
Blade then set up Murphy for the Day Walker DDT but Murphy got out of the way, then Murphy tried for the Beverly Hills Crusher but Blade moved out of the hold and a standoff happened between the two then Blade leaves the ring as Murphy looked on and stared at Blade.
A graphic is shown promoting tonight’s main event between EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield & Al Bundy against Terrell Owens & Barry Bonds.
EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def. The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Christina Aguilera after the AOTC. In the final moments of the match, Christina went to tag Britney in the match but Britney stepped out of the apron which shocked Christina and then when Christina turned around, Olivia hits the AOTC for the win. After the match, Britney helped Christina up to her feet and then hits her with the Womanizer. Britney then got the microphone and then talks down to a fallen Christina Aguilera.
Britney: Bitch, you may have brought me back to EMW, but you need to realize something. I’m the bigger Pop Icon than you will ever be. The real Britney is back, bitch! And this time around, I’m going to be the Queen of the EMW Vixxxens and destroy anyone that gets in my way and it begins with this bottom-feeding piece of Britney wannabe trash!
Britney then went outside the ring and got out two steel chairs and slid them in the ring. Britney then placed Christina’s head on one of the chairs and then Britney gives Christina a one woman conchairto. Britney then looked at her handy work and laughed as she exits the ring as EMTs arrive to check on Christina.
In the back, Britney Spears is at the parking lot and was getting to her car as Torrie Wilson tried to approach Britney for an interview but Britney shoves Torrie to the ground before she got into her car and drove out of the arena.
Tommy Vercetti def. Ace Ventura in a Men’s Money in the Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after The Vice City Crusher.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield has arrived to the arena and makes his way to his locker room as we go to Commercial.
Hilary Duff with Haylie Duff def. Rose McGowan in a Women’s Money in the Bank Match via pinfall after the Unprettier.
In the back, The Vampire Slayers make their way to the ring for their match up next. They will take on Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson in a rematch from November Pain with the stipulation being if The Vampire Slayers win, they will be added into the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship match at MegaBrawl 2.
The Vampire Slayers def. Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson via reverse decision. Originally, Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson won the match via pinfall when Lohan pinned Faith Lehane after Lohan used brass knuckles to knock out Lehane but EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 arrived and told the referee about the brass knuckles. Lohan then took a swing at Morgan Webb with the Brass Knuckles but Morgan ducked and held onto Lohan’s arm and showed the referee the brass knuckles. The referee then reversed the decision and awarded the win via disqualification to The Vampire Slayers. After that, EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand.
Clardy: Okay, our EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship match is now a Triple Threat Match. But you know, a Triple Threat Match just doesn’t have the sizzle that I wanted in a MegaBrawl match. So I’m going to add something that no one would even think of doing. At MegaBrawl it will be Team G4 defending the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship against Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson and The Vampire Slayers in the first ever 15 Minute IronTeam Match! The rules are simple, the first team that scores the most decisions under the 15 Minute Time Limit will win the match and become the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions. Furthermore, if we end in a tie, the teams that are tied will battle under Sudden Death Rules meaning the first to a decision will win the match and the titles!
The crowd pops huge over the announcement as Theo Clardy leaves as we go to commercial
Jessica Alba def. Kim Kardashian with Carmen Electra in a Women’s Money in the Bank Qualifying match via pinfall after the Dark Angel’s Wings.
In the back, Torrie Wilson interviews Tony Montana.
Torrie: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tony Montana. Tony, last Sunday you came close to earning an EMW International title shot, but came up short. Now at EMW MegaBrawl, you will have a shot at the EMW World Tag Team titles. But the question is who will be your tag team partner?!
Montana: Torrie, when I realized that I now have a shot at the EMW World Tag Team Championship, I started to think that no one from the EMW Roster is going to trust me and I’m not going to trust them. So during the week, I went and found someone I know I can trust and I know can get the job done at MegaBrawl 2.
Torrie: Well can you reveal on who the man is, Tony?!
Montana: You and everyone else will have to wait till next week to find out who this man is. But I’m going to warn Friday something. You shine those belts real nice because at MegaBrawl, they are coming to me and my secret weapon and we will rule the world…AND EVERYTHING IN IT!
Montana then leaves as we go to commercial.
50 Cent def. The Sandman in a Men’s Money in the Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Running Powerslam.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield and Terrell Owens are making their way to the ring. Then we see Terrell Owens and Barry Bonds with Brooke Adams making their way to the ring out of The Franchise’s Locker Room. The Tag Team Main Event is up next.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield & Al Bundy def. Terrell Owens & Barry Bonds with Brooke Adams via pinfall when Bundy pinned Owens after the Bundy Slam. After the match, Barry Bonds attacked Winnfield & Bundy. Bonds then hits Winnfield with the Grand Slam Triple Powerbomb and then did the same to Al Bundy. Bonds then picked up the EMW World title belt and looked at it for a moment before dropping the belt on Winnfield’s chest. Bonds, Owens and Brooks leave the ring and celebrated on the rampway to end the show for this week.