Post by theoc71 on Mar 28, 2012 23:25:26 GMT -8
*WARNING* This Contains Spoilers from this week's EMW ShowTime. If you don't want to be spoiled, watch the 03.28.12 edition of EMW ShowTime first then go back to the thread afterwards.
EMW King Of Extreme Report Hosted by April O'Neil
April O'Neil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first EMW King Of Extreme Report, I'm April O'Neil. The King Of Extreme takes place Sunday April 15th LIVE! From the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina. Now last night on EMW ShowTime, the Qualifying Matches for the King Of Extreme Tournament had occurred and in 2 weeks, we will start the First Round Of The King Of Extreme Tournament. Here are the matches that are confirmed for the First Round Of The King Of Extreme Tournament.
April O'Neil: In what has to be the biggest test for both of these men, Duke Nukem faces the 8 Feet tall and over 400 pound Hugo in the first round of the King Of Extreme Tournament. Poison will be at ringside in the corner of Hugo and she may play a huge roll in that one.
April O'Neil: Kenny Powers advanced in the first round defeating Chris Brown and now he moves onto the first round but he will face former EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson!
April O'Neil: An old rivalry has returned in the first round of the King Of Extreme Tournament between two former EMW International Champions as Scott Pilgrim faces "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz.
April O'Neil: And finally, another battle of EMW's Biggest and Baddest as "The Beast Bob Sapp faces the EMW International Champion Goldar in the First Round of the King Of Extreme Tournament!
April O'Neil: In the first round matches, the stipulation for the Round will be announced on the next edition of EMW ShowTime. Now this Friday on Starlets, we will have Qualifying Matches in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament and here are the matches confirmed for this Friday!
April O'Neil: Former EMW World Women's Champion and last year's winner of the Queen Of Extreme Tournament Kelly Bundy hopes to go back to back. But first, she faces the former WWE Women's & Divas Champion Melina in what should be an amazing match.
April O'Neil: Chun-Li is attempting to Qualify in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament, but she has to go through the former WWE Divas Champion Maryse to do so.
April O'Neil: Speaking of Chun-Li, her fellow Street Fighter Sisterhood friend Crimson Viper takes on a member of whatever is left of The Lady Horsemen, former EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn.
April O'Neil: After going through the 3 Stages Of Hell against "Narcissist" Blossom recently, Megan Fox is back in the hunt for the EMW World Women's Championship and hopes to start the journey in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament but first, she has to go through Lady Gaga!
April O'Neil: Avril Lavigne is hoping to make a great first impression now that she is drafted to EMW. She faces former NIWA World Women's Champion Sonya Blade in the Queen Of Extreme Qualifying Match.
April O'Neil: Former EMW World Women's Champion Kim Kardashian takes on the former EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele to determine who will Qualify in the EMW Queen Of Extreme Tournament.
April O'Neil: Speaking of the Starlets title, check this out as the EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze takes on Shaundi, who has been making an impact in the EMW Starlets brand. The Starlets title is NOT on the line in this Qualifying Match.
April O'Neil: And finally, EMW's most celebrated yet most controversial Starlet, Lindsay Lohan tries to Qualify in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament but she faces a great obstacle in Katy Perry. What a great match this is going to be.
April O'Neil: With these great matches, it's difficult to predict which one of these women will be the Queen Of Extreme and earn a shot at the EMW World Women's Championship at Extreme Anniversary from Miami, Florida. Now, on the next King Of Extreme Report, we will confirm the First Round Matches of the Queen Of Extreme Tournament. Until then, this is April O'Neil and this has been a Queen Of Extreme Report!
EMW King Of Extreme Report Hosted by April O'Neil
April O'Neil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first EMW King Of Extreme Report, I'm April O'Neil. The King Of Extreme takes place Sunday April 15th LIVE! From the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina. Now last night on EMW ShowTime, the Qualifying Matches for the King Of Extreme Tournament had occurred and in 2 weeks, we will start the First Round Of The King Of Extreme Tournament. Here are the matches that are confirmed for the First Round Of The King Of Extreme Tournament.
April O'Neil: In what has to be the biggest test for both of these men, Duke Nukem faces the 8 Feet tall and over 400 pound Hugo in the first round of the King Of Extreme Tournament. Poison will be at ringside in the corner of Hugo and she may play a huge roll in that one.
April O'Neil: Kenny Powers advanced in the first round defeating Chris Brown and now he moves onto the first round but he will face former EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson!
April O'Neil: An old rivalry has returned in the first round of the King Of Extreme Tournament between two former EMW International Champions as Scott Pilgrim faces "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz.
April O'Neil: And finally, another battle of EMW's Biggest and Baddest as "The Beast Bob Sapp faces the EMW International Champion Goldar in the First Round of the King Of Extreme Tournament!
April O'Neil: In the first round matches, the stipulation for the Round will be announced on the next edition of EMW ShowTime. Now this Friday on Starlets, we will have Qualifying Matches in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament and here are the matches confirmed for this Friday!
April O'Neil: Former EMW World Women's Champion and last year's winner of the Queen Of Extreme Tournament Kelly Bundy hopes to go back to back. But first, she faces the former WWE Women's & Divas Champion Melina in what should be an amazing match.
April O'Neil: Chun-Li is attempting to Qualify in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament, but she has to go through the former WWE Divas Champion Maryse to do so.
April O'Neil: Speaking of Chun-Li, her fellow Street Fighter Sisterhood friend Crimson Viper takes on a member of whatever is left of The Lady Horsemen, former EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn.
April O'Neil: After going through the 3 Stages Of Hell against "Narcissist" Blossom recently, Megan Fox is back in the hunt for the EMW World Women's Championship and hopes to start the journey in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament but first, she has to go through Lady Gaga!
April O'Neil: Avril Lavigne is hoping to make a great first impression now that she is drafted to EMW. She faces former NIWA World Women's Champion Sonya Blade in the Queen Of Extreme Qualifying Match.
April O'Neil: Former EMW World Women's Champion Kim Kardashian takes on the former EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele to determine who will Qualify in the EMW Queen Of Extreme Tournament.
April O'Neil: Speaking of the Starlets title, check this out as the EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze takes on Shaundi, who has been making an impact in the EMW Starlets brand. The Starlets title is NOT on the line in this Qualifying Match.
April O'Neil: And finally, EMW's most celebrated yet most controversial Starlet, Lindsay Lohan tries to Qualify in the Queen Of Extreme Tournament but she faces a great obstacle in Katy Perry. What a great match this is going to be.
April O'Neil: With these great matches, it's difficult to predict which one of these women will be the Queen Of Extreme and earn a shot at the EMW World Women's Championship at Extreme Anniversary from Miami, Florida. Now, on the next King Of Extreme Report, we will confirm the First Round Matches of the Queen Of Extreme Tournament. Until then, this is April O'Neil and this has been a Queen Of Extreme Report!
