EMW ShowTime (11.19.08) Nov 10, 2011 23:01:51 GMT -8
Post by theoc71 on Nov 10, 2011 23:01:51 GMT -8
Wednesday November 19th, 2008
The show began with Terrell Owens & Brooke Adams in Theo Clardy’s office talking to Theo Clardy.
Owens: Is Ari serious?! He actually made a stipulation for my match against Jules Winnfield at November Pain to be that all outside parties are BANNED from ringside. That’s unfair and unjust and it’s a conspiracy in EMW to prevent The Franchise the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and I know that you are a fair man and the fact that Ari’s in Los Angeles doing some business deals for EMW. So I suggest you overrule Ari’s decision like you did two weeks ago when you changed the main event that Ari had announced.
Clardy: First off, I only changed the match because both you and Blade came off losses in your last matches and as usual the title shots have to be earned here in EMW. I’ve talked about that issue to Ari and he completely understood the situation. When Ari told me about the stipulation for the match at November Pain, I loved the idea because we all want to know who the better man was between you and Jules Winnfield and who’s really worthy of becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. So as far as your request goes, I’m not overruling it and if you and your posse aren’t cool with it, then that’s too damn bad. As for tonight, T.O., you and Jules will be in action in singles matches. Jules will pick your opponent and you will pick Jules’s opponent.
Owens: I see how it is, well maybe I’ll even go higher up and call the EMW Board Of Directors and they will see things my way and overrule Ari’s decision.
Clardy: Well I don’t think it’s a safe idea because their offices close around this time and they don’t take any calls from home during the show!
Terrell Owens & Brooke Adams then stormed out of the office and then made their way down to the ring. T.O. & Brooke then arrived on the entrance stage with Owens having microphone in hand as they go to the ring.
Owens: This is a conspiracy here in EMW. This stipulation puts an unfair advantage to Jules Winnfield and will prevent me from becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the second time. You see I need The Franchise and especially Brooke Adams at my side for moral support and nothing else. So I’m giving this message to Ari Gold who I know is watching in LA. Please reconsider this unfair stipulation or you’ll be making the biggest mistake of your life?!
Blade makes his way to the ring. When he arrived to the ring, he grabbed the microphone from his coat and then speaks.
Blade: Terrell, I have to be honest with you, when I heard about the stipulation, I was mixed about it. At first, I was disappointed because I couldn’t wait to show up when the time is right and make your night a living like you and your boys did with me at Throwdown Royale. But then I thought about it and realized if there is anyone that wants to rip you in half more than me, it’s the World Champion Jules Winnfield. I personally hope that Jules beat the crap out of you so bad that you won’t be playing any games for the Dallas Cowboys for a long, long time! But you know what, I won’t have Jules have all the fun because I’m going to do what every hardcore football fan would dream of doing to you.
Blade then decked Owens with a right hand and a brawl ensues between Blade and Owens with Blade getting the upperhand and then Blade threw Owens out of the ring. Brooke then tried to attack Blade from behind but Blade stared at her and Brooke was scared and was chased off the ring. The rest of The Franchise (Barry Bonds and Michael Jordan) arrived to help Owens to his feet. Owens then got the microphone and spoke.
Owens: You know what, I made my decision on who Jules Winnfield will face tonight…it will be “THE DAY WALKER” BLADE!
Blade just stands in the middle of the ring and stares at The Franchise as we go to commercial.
Friday def. Jay & Silent Bob via pinfall when Smokey pinned Jay after the Flipping Neckbreaker to become the #1 Contenders for the EMW World Tag Team Championship. Before the match, EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary for the match.
In the back, Torrie Wilson is interviewing EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield.
Torrie: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield. Tonight Jules you will face the opponent that was chosen by Terrell Owens, “The day Walker” Blade.
Jules: I have a lot of respect for Blade. He and I go way back, he’s one tough man. But tonight, I’m not going to back down from anyone and if he thinks for one second he’s going to take me out before my title defense against T.O. at November Pain, I’m going to beat him to the punch! Count on that!
Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson def. Tila Tequila & Veronica Mars via pinfall when Lohan pinned Mars after the LiLoKO. After the match, The Vampire Slayers ran in and attacked Lohan and Simpson. A brawl ensues between the two women and it spilled backstage where officials try to break up the four women.
In the back, Russell Brand interviewed The Vampire Slayers.
Brand: Vampire Slayers, I want to get your comments on what happened moments ago.
Buffy: Lindsay…Jessica…You want to make an example out of us?! You want to make us into stepping stones?! Well you better step hard because well be damn if you re going to that at our expense.
Faith: Last week, you attacked us from behind. This week, we returned the favor. So during the break, we went to Theo Clardy’s office and now at November Pain, you two bitches will face us. At November Pain you’ll find out that it’s not wise to use us as stepping stones.
EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft & “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Carmen Electra & Kim Kardashian via pinfall when Fielding pinned Kardashian after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash after she blind tagged herself in after Croft hits Kardashian with the Tomb Raider Drop. After the match, Blaze went to Croft and said, “One step ahead” before she leaves the ring smiling. Croft looked angry at first but then had a grin on her face over realizing what has happened.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade is in the ring for their one-on-one non title match. But then EMW Owner Theo Clardy appears on Extreme-Vision.
Clardy: Hold on! Now before this match got started. As per request of Terrell Owens, he has been allowed to name the stipulation for this match. The match is now a Lumberjack Match with the Lumberjack personally chosen by Terrell Owens.
The theme for EMW ShowTime, “All Nightmare Long” by Metallica hits as Owens’s chosen Lumberjack make their way to the ring. The lumberjacks are: Barry Bonds, Michael Jordan, Tony Montana, 50 Cent, Jay & Silent Bob, Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield vs. Blade in a Lumberjack Match ended in a No Contest when the Lumberjack interfere and attacked both Winnfield and Blade. After the match, Blade and Winnfield cleaned house on all of the Lumberjacks. Afterwards, both Blade and Winnfield stared at each other before they shook hands. Both Blade and Winnfield then leave the ring together.
In the ring, Theo Clardy is shown with microphone in hand.
Clardy: As everyone knows, November Pain is this Sunday night and it will take place at the legendary Madison Square Garden in New York City. Well I’m happy to announce that I’ve got two more matches confirmed for the show. We will have The Road To MegaBrawl 2 Battle Royal for both Men’s and Women’s. For the Men’s Battle Royal, the winner will earn an EMW Internet Title match at MegaBrawl 2, but the runner up will get a consolation prize as he will be awarded an EMW World Tag Team title match at MegaBrawl and will choose whoever partner he wants. Now for the winner of the Women’s Battle Royal will earn an EMW Women’s Championship match at MegaBrawl 2. As for the Runner-Up, she will earn an EMW Women’s Tag Team title match at MegaBrawl 2 and will choose her own partner for the match.
The crowd cheers loudly at the announcement and then Clardy continued.
Clardy: Not only that, but as you noticed Ari Gold is not here tonight because he has a huge meeting in Los Angeles. Well there is a purpose for that meeting and if things go well, I will have a huge announcement that involves that meeting at November Pain! Thank you very much!
Theo Clardy then leaves and heads to the back.
In the back, Tommy Vercetti & Team G4 is seen making their way to the ring. They will take on “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe & The Pop Icons up next.
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) def. EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti & Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) in an Intergender Six Woman Tag Team Match via pinfall when Rolfe pinned Vercetti after the Codebreaker.
Terrell Owens makes his way to the ring along with Brooke Adams. Once they arrived to the ring, they await T.O.’s opponent and it was revealed to be…AL BUNDY!
Before the match can get underway, EMW Owner Theo Clardy appears on Extreme-Vision.
Clardy: Hang on, before this match can begin, as per request of Jules Winnfield, he has been allowed to name the stipulation for this match. The match will now have a Special Guest Referee!
Then EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield is seen with a referee’s shirt on next to Theo smiling. Owens is in shock while Bundy was laughing about the announcement.
Al Bundy def. Terrell Owens with Brooke Adams with Special Guest Referee EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield via pinfall after the Bundy Slam. In the final moments of the match, Owens hit Bundy with the Playmaker and covers Bundy but Winnfield gave Owens a very slow two count. Owens was livid and argued with Winfield. Owens then turned around and Jules hit Owens with a Low Blow. Bundy then followed it up with the Bundy Slam and then Jules counted the fall and the pinfall win for Bundy.
In the parking lot, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is heading to his limo while talking to Ari Gold on his cell-phone.
Clardy: So, the deal is official…Awesome! I’m heading to LA right now to make it official! I’ll see you there, Ari! You are the man!
Clardy then hanged up his phone as he entered the limousine and then the limo driver faced Theo.
Limo Driver: Where to, Mr. Clardy?!
Clardy: The airport, I got a private jet ready to take me to LA. I got some business to take care of.
Limo Driver: What kind of business, Mr. Clardy?!
Clardy: Well all I can say is at November Pain, we are going to PARTY ALL THE TIME!
Clardy then did a laugh like Eddie Murphy and then the camera shows the limo leaving the arena as the show concludes for this week.