Post by theoc71 on Nov 10, 2011 22:32:40 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Thursday November 13th, 2008
American Airlines Arena
Miami, Florida
The show begins with The Franchise attacking Al Bundy in the backstage area. Bud Bundy ran in to help his father but the numbers game was too much as he was getting beat down by The Franchise. Then EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield ran in to event the odds. The Bundys recovered and it turned into a braw between The Bundys & Winnfield and The Franchise which spilled to the ring. They continue to brawl until officials and security arrived to break up the fight. EMW General Manager Ari Gold arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand.
Gold: Okay, if you guys are so determined to fight each other, save it till later tonight because it will be Jules Winnfield, Al Bundy and Bud Bundy taking on The Franchise and just to add some more sizzle to the steak it will be an EXTREME RULES MATCH!
Ari Gold leaves as security and officials still try to separate the two teams.
From the broadcast table, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade discussed what just happened.
Wade: Well that was an interesting way to start EMW ShowTime.
Spade: Yeah, but we have one jillyjacker of a main event match because of it and if that’s the way to kick off the show, imagine what the rest of the night will be like.
Wade: You’re not kidding; it seems that the situation has cleared up now enough to have the first match of the night to start so let’s go to Michael Buffer for the introductions of the first match of the night.
“Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Kim Kardashian with Carmen Electra via pinfall after the Blaze of Glory Frog Splash. After the match, Carmen attacked Blaze from behind. Carmen joined in on the attack until EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft ran in to save Blaze. Both Blaze and Croft got the upperhand of the fight and sent Kardashian and Electra to the outside. Afterwards, Croft and Fielding had a staredown before they shook hands in the middle of the ring and left the ring together.
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Stripperella & Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def. Avril Lavigne & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Morgan Webb pined Christina Aguilera after the X-Play (X-Factor).
In the back, Russell Brand interviews The Franchise.
Brand: I am here with The Franchise along with Brooke Adams! As you know tonight, after the fight that happened at the start of the show, you three will face the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield, Al Bundy and Bud Bundy in an Extreme Rules Match. Do…
Terrell Owens then takes the microphone from Brand.
Owens: Yeah, yeah we get the point, dumbass! The truth is simply this, at November Pain justice will be served and the rightful champion reclaim the title that was stolen from him. Jules, your days as a paper champion is coming to an end. Enjoy your days as a phony champion as long as you can because I will prove to you and to the world the joke that you really are. As for the Six Man Tag Team match tonight, The Franchise will prove to the whole world that we are the strongest group not only in EMW but in this business today. Better than The Four Horsemen, better than the now, better than Evolution, better than any group going today. Blade and the loser Bundys will find out that fact tonight.
Brand then takes the microphone back.
Brand: You know what you did was disrespectful.
Owens: That’s not disrespectful…This on the other hand is.
Barry Bonds then lays out Russell Brand with a hard clothesline which knocked out Brand as The Franchise laughed before they left.
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EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti def. 50 Cent via disqualification in a non title match when “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe interfered and knocked out Vercetti with the title belt. After the match, Rolfe placed the Internet title on the mat and then hits the Vice City Crusher to Vercetti on the title belt. Rolfe then looked at an unconscious Tommy Vercetti and has a grin on his face before leaving the ring.
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Friday def. Ace Ventura & McLovin and Code Monkeys in a Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Smokey pinned McLovin after the Flipping Neckbreaker to Qualify for next week’s EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contendership Match.
In the back, The Vampire Slayers are making their way to the ring. They will take on The Duff Sisters up next.
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The Vampire Slayers were making their way to the ring to face The Duff Sisters but then Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson attacked The Vampire Slayers on the rampway. Lohan hits Buffy Summers with the LiLoKO on the steel and Jessica hits Faith Lehane with the Simpson Effect on the steel. Security ran in and separate Lohan and Simpson from the Vampire Slayers
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In the back, Torrie Wilson approaches Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson for an explanation over what has happened moments ago.
Torrie: Lindsay…Jessica…Can you two describe to me and the world what your purpose was behind the attack on The Vampire Slayers.
Lindsay: Torrie, me and Jessica are the two biggest names in EMW and we haven’t been getting the respect that we deserve and earned.
Jessica: We have joined a common cause in EMW. If everyone in EMW doesn’t give us respect, we’ll demand respect by any mean necessary. The Vampire Slayers are examples of our point. The fans respect them. EMW respects them and their accomplishments while we are being left behind. So what we do is to take out The Vampire Slayers and EMW, its superstars and its fans will have no choice but to respect us, if they like it or not!
Lindsay and Jessica then leave as Torrie looked on with a disgusted look on her face at both Lindsay and Jessica.
Jay & Silent Bob def. Rocky Balboa & Apollo Creed and Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia via pinfall in a Triple Threat match via pinfall when Silent Bob pinned Carlos Mencia after the Bluntman Bomb to Qualify for next week’s EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contendership Match and will face Friday next week.
In the back, Blade is making his way to the ring until he was approached by 50 Cent.
50 Cent: Well, if it isn’t the EMW poster boy, The Day Walker Blade. You used to be the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Now you are at the outside looking in. You know, you not as tough that you claim to be, man. You can’t hang onto the gold at Throwdown Royale and you didn’t have what it takes last week to be #1 Contender. Maybe it’s time that you should start thinking about stepping down and let the young dogs like me take over in EMW.
Blade then smiled and said.
Blade: You see that would be nice but there’s one problem…
Suddenly, Blade hits 50 Cent with a right hand which knocks 50 Cent down.
Blade: I’m not ready to step down yet!
Blade then walks away as 50 Cent is felling his jaw after he was rocked by Blade’s right hand.
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Blade def. Tony Montana via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT. After the match, 50 Cent attacked Blade from behind but Blade fought back and a brawl ensues between the two men and then security arrived to break up the two men.
In the back, The Franchise (Terrell Owens, Barry Bonds & Michael Jordan with Brooke Adams) are making their way to the ring. Meanwhile, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield, Al Bundy & Bud Bundy are seen loading some weapons into a grocery cart for the Extreme Rules 6 Man Tag Team Match up next.
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The Franchise (Terrell Owens, Barry Bonds & Michael Jordan) with Brooke Adams def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield, Al Bundy & Bud Bundy in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall when Terrell Owens pinned Winnfield after the Playmaker after Brooke blinded Jules with perfume as Jules went for the Inglewood Jack. After the match, The Franchise celebrates the win on the outside as The Bundys check on Winnfield to end the show for this week.
