Post by theoc71 on Nov 10, 2011 21:39:41 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday November 5th, 2008
Thomas & Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
The show began with Terrell Owens with Brooke Adams already in the ring as the crowd is booing them loudly. A very angry Owens has the microphone and speaks to the crowd.
Owens: Last week, a crime was occurred…Last week, a travesty had occurred…Last week; there was a flat out ROBBERY! Because last week, the EMW World title was stolen from me on the night of the biggest celebration EMW has ever witnessed by that no good criminal Jules Winnfield. We are out here to ask…NO, I AM OUT HERE IN PROTEST OF JULES WINNFIELD BEING THE EMW WORLD CHAMPION! Jules, you know that you don’t deserve to hold that title and you are not worthy of the title! So tonight, me and Brooke are holding the show hostage until Jules Winnfield get out here and hand me the World title. I also ask…NO I DEMAND that Jules apologize to me for ruining the celebration and made my week complete hell!
NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield arrives to a monster pop from the crowd. Jules entered the ring and holds up the EMW World title belt in front of Owens.
Owens: Yeah, very cute! You have some nerve showing up here to my face with my title after you took advantage of me when I was brutalized by Blade. You know that you don’t deserve that title and you are not worthy of that title. So the right thing to do is…
Jules: Please brotha. Quit your damn whining and shut the hell up before I beat the hell out of you and if your bitch gets in the way, I beat her ass too!
The crowd popped at the comment as Owens and Brooke are in disgust over what Jules said.
Jules: After hearing what you just said, you cry more than that press conference after you and the Cowboys choked at last year’s playoffs. If you think you would get any sympathy from me and the fans here in Vegas, you are dumber than you look! Let me give you a little refresher course here, I won the Money In The Bank and therefore I get a chance at the EMW World Heavyweight title anytime, anywhere, anyplace. Last week, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
Owens: Well since you want to talk about opportunity. How about I take an opportunity of my own and challenge you for the title here tonight?!
Just before Jules can say anything, “Fatal” by The RZA hits and Blade makes his way to the ring. Blade arrived to the ring with microphone in hand and starts to speak.
Blade: Well first of all I would like to congratulate Jules Winnfield for being the EMW World Champion last week. Second, what happened last week to you Terrell brings up an old saying, “What goes around, comes around!” and the third thing I want to point out is that I never had my rematch for the belt because Terrell Owens was too scared to face me because he knows he will never defeat me one on one. But instead of challenging Jules for the belt tonight, I’m more interested in kicking you ass tonight, T.O! Then when I’m done with the loud mouth, I’m going to get my title back!
EMW General Manager Ari Gold arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand.
Ari: Guys…guys…Let’s settle things down for a bit. It seems that we have found ourselves a situation that put up some key points. Blade, you were without a doubt screwed out of the EMW World title from Terrell Owens at Throwdown Royale and you never got your rightful rematch for the title. Terrell Owens, eventhough you are mad that Jules took advantage of the Money In The Bank situation, I looked into your contract and see that you do have a rematch clause and from the looks of things, Jules you are always ready for a fight so I have found a solution. Tonight, I’m granting both Blade and T.O. a World title shot as it will be a Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship between the past three EMW World Champions. BOOM!
The crowd goes nuts as Jules, Owens and Blade stared at each other in the middle of ring.
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Friday (Craig Jones & Smokey) (Making Their EMW Debut) def. Ace Ventura & McLovin via pinfall when Craig Jones pinned Ventura after the Samoan Drop.
In the back, Torrie Wilson is interviewing EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft.
Torrie: I am here with the EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft! Tonight Lara, there will be a Fatal Four Way Match between Blaze Fielding, Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and Jessica Simpson to determine who will face you at November Pain in Madison Square Garden in New York City. Now is there’s someone out of the four that you are interested in to challenge you for the title at November Pain?!
Lara: Torrie, I see all four as a major threat to take the Women’s title away from me, but I welcome any challenge that stands in front of me. When I won this title, I promise that I will be a fighting champion and I’m a woman of my word.
Suddenly, Candy Cane arrived and stared at Croft.
Candy Cane: Well since you are a woman of your word, why not you defend the belt against me tonight?!
Lara: Well I have no problem taking you on tonight for the title. It’s fitting that you are wearing a schoolgirl outfit of sorts. Because tonight…SCHOOL’S IN SESSION!
Croft then leaves and Candy Cane looked on with a scowl on her face.
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Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def. The Duff Sisters (Hilary & Haylie Duff), The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) and Carmen Electra & Kim Kardashian in a Four Team Gauntlet Match to become the #1 Contenders for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Carmen Electra & Kim Kardashian eliminated by The Duff Sisters via pinfall when Hilary Duff pinned Kim Kardashian after the Unprettier.
-- The Duff Sisters eliminated by The Vampire Slayers via pinfall when Faith Lehane pinned Haylie Duff after the Twist Of Faith.
-- The Vampire Slayers eliminated by Team G4 via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Buffy Summers with a Small Package rollup to counter the Sunnydale DDT.
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EMW World Tag Team Champion Ken Masters with Ryu Hoshi def. Dave Chappelle with Carlos Mencia via pinfall after the “Hadoken” 450 Splash after Mencia accidently hit Chappelle with one of the World Tag Team belts while the referee was telling Ryu to get out of the ring.
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“Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and Jessica Simpson in a Four Fatal Four Way Match via pinfall when Fielding pinned Jessica Simpson after the “Blaze Of Glory” to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Women’s Championship
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Barry Bonds with Brooke Adams def. Apollo Creed via pinfall after the “Grand Slam” Triple Powerbomb. After the match, Bonds continue to attack Creed until Rocky Balboa ran in and try to make the save but Brooke hits Rocky with a low blow from behind and then Bonds hit Rocky with the Grand Slam. Suddenly, Al Bundy ran in and both he and Bonds had an intense staredown. Bundy then invited Bonds to fight him but Bonds smiled and then left the ring and then Bundy checked on the condition of Balboa and Creed.
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In the back, Russell Brand interviewed Al Bundy.
Brand: Al Bundy, moments ago you confronted the winner of the 2008 Throwdown Royale Barry Bonds. You two had an intense staredown but Bonds backed away at the last minute.
Bundy: The reason is that he’s scared of me. He’s scared that out of all of the stars in EMW, he can’t beat me on my worst day. If Barry wants to prove me wrong, well we got November Pain coming up and my schedule is free. So how about it, Barry?! You and me at November Pain, but I want what you got…An EMW World title shot at MegaBrawl 2. Barry, if you are as tough that you think you are, you would accept and when that match does happen, I hope you have your dancing shoes on because you my friend are GOING TO TAP!
Bundy then leaves and heads to the locker room area.
EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft def. Candy Cane via pinfall after the Tomb Raider Driver to retain the EMW Women’s Championship.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield, Terrell Owens and Blade arrived to the ring for the Triple Threat Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. Then EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived on the entrance stage and addresses the three men.
Clardy: Hold on, hold on! With all due respect to EMW General Manager Ari Gold, there’s something about this match that just doesn’t feel right. Now I know that everyone here in Vegas is looking forward to an EMW World title match tonight, but this whole match just doesn’t feel right. No offense either man but I just don’t think that Blade and Terrell Owens are worthy of getting another shot at the title because Blade, you lost the title at Throwdown Royale no matter how it was lost and the same thing to Terrell Owens for what happened last week on ShowTime. So I’m afraid to say this, but I have to live up to the meaning of people earning their title shots that this match will NOT happen tonight!
The crowd booed loudly at Theo.
Clardy: Bare with me for a bit, everyone. I know the disappointment but if we are going to have things done, we would have to do the right thing here and both Blade and Terrell Owens earn the title shot. So coming up next will be a Fatal Four Way #1 Contendership Match that will determine who will face Jules Winnfield at November Pain. It will be Blade versus Terrell Owens versus the man that eliminated Jules from the Throwdown Royale match, Michael Jordan and the man that Jules took the Money in the Bank from, John McClane.
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Terrell Owens def. Blade, Michael Jordan and John McClane in a Fatal Four Way Match when Owens pinned McClane after the Playmaker to become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. After the match, Owens stared at Jules Winnfield, who was at the broadcast table doing guest commentary with Wade & Spade. Owens then said, “The belt is coming back to me!” as Jules looked on with a grin on his face to end the show for this week.
