Post by theoc71 on Nov 8, 2011 21:07:15 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday May 29th, 2008
Madison Square Garden
New York City, New York
The show began with EMW Owner Theo Clardy arriving to the ring. Clardy announced that not only EMW Extreme Homecoming will be the last Mega Event in the Brand Extension; it will be the last event in a text-based format. Clardy announced that EMW will start the transition of being a CAW League. Clardy also announced that there will be title unification matches at EMW Extreme Homecoming. Clardy then announced that tonight will have a Four Way Dance to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. Clardy then said, “The Six Way match will be The Rock versus Michael Jordan versus ‘The Alpha Male’ Marcus Cor Von versus Bobby Lashley! The winner of the main event match for tonight will be facing the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade at Extreme Homecoming with the winner of that match facing the EMW Universal Champion later in the night to determine the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion!”
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“Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Alyssa Milano and Fergie in an EMW Women’s Championship Qualifying Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Blaze pinned Fergie after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash. It was announced before the match that at Extreme Homecoming Lindsay Lohan will defend the EMW Women’s Championship against two women in a Three Way Dance and Hilary Duff defends the Vixxxen’s Title against two women in a Three Way Dance as well with the winners of those matches facing each other to determine the Undisputed EMW Women’s Champion.
In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Michael Jordan about the Four Way Dance tonight. Jordan said that he never lost the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and it was stolen from him. Jordan then said that he’ll win the Four Way Dance and get the EMW World title back at Extreme Homecoming and then make history at the same night as he’ll become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
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EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters, Jackass & The New Gangstas def. Jay & Silent Bob, Shady Aftermath (with Vida Guerra) & Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia in a 12 Man Tag Team Match when Bam Margera pinned Carlos Mencia after the BAMsault. It was announced before the start of the match that it will be a 6 Team Gauntlet Match at Extreme Homecoming for the EMW World Tag Team Championship involving those same 6 Teams.
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In the back, Christina Aguilera approached EMW Owner Theo Clardy and told him that she was left out in next week’s card for EMW Wired. Clardy then looked over and found out that he did and told her that she add her in a match against Vampire Slayer Buffy Summers and to add on to that, if Christina wins, she gets to pick a partner to take on The Vampire Slayers for the Women’s Tag Team Championship at Extreme Homecoming. Christina thanked Theo and then walked away.
Bruce Lee def. EMW Intercontinental Champion Jules Winfield via pinfall after the Dragon DDT to become the NEW EMW Intercontinental Champion.
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Carmen Electra def. Candy Cane & Tila Tequila in an EMW Women’s Championship Qualifying Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Carmen pinned Cane after the Electra Kick.
In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed NEW EMW Intercontinental Champion Bruce Lee who said that he is proud to become a champion in EMW and will be a fighting champion against anyone that gets in his way. “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe attacked Lee from behind. Rolfe continues to attack Lee until Security arrived to pull Rolfe away from Lee as Rolfe screamed, “I’m coming for your belt, muthaf**er!”
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In the back, Michael Jordan is talking to Bobby Lashley about the Four Way Dance. Jordan told Lashley to take care of Cor Von and Jordan will take out The Rock and when it comes down to him and Lashley. Lashley will lay down for Jordan so he’ll get the title shot. Lashley then got in Jordan’s face and said, “Hey, eventhough we are in the same group, that doesn’t mean I have to be your bitch! When it comes to the World Heavyweight Championship, friendships and alliances are checked at the door. I have been a World Champion before and I know what it takes to get there. If you think for one second, you are going to play be for a muscle-bound idiot, you will find out tonight that you made the biggest mistake of your life! See you out there.” Lashley then leaves as Jordan looked on with a concerned look on his face.
EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan def. Chun-Li via pinfall after the LiLoKO to retain the EMW Women’s Championship.
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From the ringside Broadcast Booth, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade announced that the 2nd Theme Song for EMW Extreme Homecoming is “Hammerheads” by The Offspring from their latest album “Rise and Fall, Rage & Grace” in stores June 17th. The song will be played at the end of tonight’s main event match.
In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Human Tornado who is in crutches due to his leg injury that will put him out for at least a year. Tornado said that he’s disappointed that he will not be part of EMW’s Extreme Homecoming but he will be back and will be back in the hunt for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
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Michael Jordan def. The Rock, Bobby Lashley & “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von in a Four Way Dance to become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Marcus Cor Von eliminated by Bobby Lashley via pinfall after the Dominator.
-- Bobby Lashley eliminated by The Rock via pinfall after the Rock Bottom.
-- The Rock eliminated by Michael Jordan via pinfall after the 23 Kick after escaping Rock’s attempt at the Rock Bottom.
After the match, Jordan celebrates the win but then the lights go out in the arena and then EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade appears in the ring. Jordan went to attack him but the lights go off again and when they came back on. Blade’s on the entrance ramp. Blade points at Jordan and gives him the cut throat motion as Jordan watches on as the show ends.
