Post by theoc71 on Nov 7, 2011 21:28:56 GMT -8
EMW Wired
Thursday May 22nd, 2008
TD Banknorth Garden
Boston, Massachusetts
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Wired and discussed the triple main event tonight Tommy Vercetti taking on Al Bundy, John McClane taking on Terrell Owens and EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy will face Raven in a non-title match.
Jessica Simpson & Bloodlust (Bloodrayne & Selene) def. Christina Aguilera & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers via pinfall when Selene pinned Buffy Summers after the Underworld Driver.
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In the back, Brooke Adams went to EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy and said that she’s scared to be in his corner tonight and at Ruthless Intentions. Bud said that what happened last week was a way for Owens to play mind games on him before Ruthless Intentions and insured Brooke that he’ll do whatever it takes to still be champion and to be sure Brooke is safe. Brooke smiled at Bud and then they kissed.
EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow is in the ring for Sparrow’s third “Blast from the Past” Challenge. Then his opponent for the night was introduced…THE TERMINATOR!
The Terminator def. EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow via disqualification after Sparrow hits Terminator with a low blow in front of the referee.
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The Socialites (Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian) are in the ring for the “One Night In Paris” interview segment. Paris and Kim then introduced their guest, Stripperella & Lara Croft. Paris and Kim began to degrade Stripperella and Croft. Then, Stripperella slapped Paris and Kim start to attack Stripperella. The four women then began to brawl until Hilary Duff ran in to help The Socialites, then EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita arrived to help Stripperella & Croft. Lita threw Duff to the outside then Paris was thrown out by Stripperella and then Croft did the same to Kardashian. EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler then arrived and announced a Six Woman tag team match between Lita, Stripperella & Lara Croft against Hilary Duff & the Socialites to begin immediately after the “One Night In Paris” set gets dismantled. The show then went to commercial just when the crew was clearing up the set.
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EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita, Stripperella & Lara Croft def. Hilary Duff & The Socialites via pinfall when Stripperella pinned Paris Hilton after the Lap Dance.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Rocky Balboa about who his third opponent will be in the “Blast from the Past” series. Suddenly, EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow arrived and said that he convinced EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Kiebler to choose whose Rocky facing up next and then he said that Rocky’s opponent is…APOLLO CREED!
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Rocky Balboa vs. Apollo Creed ended in a no contest when EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow interfered and attacked both Rocky and Apollo. Rocky and Apollo fought back and then threw Sparrow to the outside. Rocky and Apollo then shook hands and celebrated in the ring.
In the back, a spilt screen is shown of Terrell Owens and John McClane making their way to the ring through different sections of the backstage area. T.O. vs. John McClane is up next!
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Terrell Owens def. John McClane via pinfall after the Playmaker after hitting McClane with a low blow after escaping McClane attempt of the Die Hard Driver behind the referee’s back. After the match, T.O. gets the microphone and “apologized” for his actions towards Brooke Adams last week but warns Brooke that if she gets in his way again, he’ll won’t be sorry for what he’ll do next. T.O. then smiled evilly and he leaves the ring.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy run down the complete card so far for EMW Ruthless Intentions.
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © with Brooke Adams vs. Terrell Owens
-- EMW United States Championship: Jack Sparrow © vs. Rocky Balboa
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship: Lita © vs. Hilary Duff
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: Vampire Slayers © vs. Bloodlust
-- Philadelphia Street Fight: Tommy Vercetti vs. Raven
-- John McClane vs. Al Bundy
-- Christina Aguilera vs. Jessica Simpson
-- Extreme Rules Tag Team Match: The Sandman & Slash vs. Marsellus Wallace & Agent 47
-- Rose McGowan’s EMW Return
-- *Just Announced* Stripperella & Lara Croft vs. The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian)
Al Bundy def. Tommy Vercetti via pinfall when Raven interfered and hits the Evenflow DDT on Vercetti while the referee was knocked down just moments before. Raven exit through the crowd and Al Bundy pinned Vercetti and the referee slowly recovered and made the three count.
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EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams def. Raven in a non-title match via disqualification when Terrell Owens interfered and attacked Bud. Raven joined in on the attack until Tommy Vercetti ran in to save Bud Bundy. There was a brawl between the four men in the ring until EMW Security and Officials ran in to separate the four men but they continued fighting to end the show for this week.
