Post by theoc71 on Nov 7, 2011 21:09:30 GMT -8

EMW Wired
Wednesday May 14th, 2008
Pengrowth Saddledome
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to a special shortened edition of EMW Wired. They hyped up tonight’s six man tag team main event between Bud Bundy, Tommy Vercetti and John McClane vs. Terrell Owens, Al Bundy and Raven.
Bloodrayne with Selene def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champion Vampire Slayer Faith Lehane with Buffy Summers via pinfall after the Blood Spike after Selene tripped up Faith as Faith was going for the Twist Of Faith.
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Agent 47 def. Slash via pinfall after the Code Of Silence. Marsellus Wallace joined Francis and Burgundy for guest commentary and says that Agent 47 is Marsellus’s personal assassin. After the match, Agent 47 starts to beat up on Slash then Wallace entered the ring to join in until The Sandman came from the crowd and cleared out Agent 47 and Marsellus Wallace with the Singapore Cane. Sandman then helped Slash to his feet as Agent 47 and Marsellus Wallace leave to the back.
In the back, Jessica Simpson attacked Christina Aguilera as Christina was making her way to the locker room. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita then arrived to save Christina but was then attacked by Hilary Duff. All four women brawled until security rushes in to separate the four women. EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler arrived and booked a Women’s Tag Team Match later tonight between Lita and Christina Aguilera against Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff.
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In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed The Sandman and Slash who challenge Marsellus Wallace & Agent 47 to an Extreme Rules Tag Team match at Ruthless Intentions.
Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed are in the ring for Rocky’s second “Blast from the Past” Challenge. Then his opponent for the night was introduced…IVAN DRAGO!
Rocky Balboa with Apollo Creed def. Ivan Drago via pinfall after the Widow Maker.
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EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow is in the ring for Sparrow’s second “Blast from the Past” Challenge. Then his opponent for the night was introduced…SUPERMAN!
Superman def. EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow via pinfall after the S5!
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Raven. Raven said about his reasons for targeting Tommy Vercetti the past weeks, “Tommy, I don’t need a reason for my actions the past weeks. The truth is that you’ve had claimed a reputation as the toughest man in EMW, that you are hardcore, but I’m going to expose you for the phony, pathetic human being you are. When it’s over at the Philadelphia Street Fight at Ruthless Intentions and proved to you than you are not as hardcore as you claim to be, I would destroy your pride, your dignity and your career. QUOTE THE RAVEN NEVERMORE!”
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Hilary Duff & Jessica Simpson def. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita & Christina Aguilera via pinfall when Duff pinned Lita after the Unprettier.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Marsellus Wallace and Agent 47. Wallace said that they accept the challenge made by The Sandman & Slash for Ruthless Intentions.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy run down the complete card so far for EMW Ruthless Intentions.
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © with Brooke Adams vs. Winner of The 6 Way Dance
-- EMW United States Championship: Jack Sparrow © vs. Rocky Balboa
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship: Lita © vs. Hilary Duff
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: Vampire Slayers © vs. Bloodlust (Bloodrayne & Selene)
-- Philadelphia Street Fight: Tommy Vercetti vs. Raven
-- John McClane vs. Al Bundy
-- Christina Aguilera vs. Jessica Simpson
-- Extreme Rules Tag Team Match: The Sandman & Slash vs. Marsellus Wallace & Agent 47
-- Rose McGowan’s EMW Return
EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy, Tommy Vercetti & John McClane def. Terrell Owens, Raven & Al Bundy via pinfall when Bud Bundy pinned Al Bundy after the Bundy Stunner. After the match, Raven and Vercetti brawled in the back while McClane is knocked out on the outside and slow to get to his feet. Terrell Owens then hits Bud Bundy with a low blow and then hits the Playmaker. Owens then sees Brooke Adams and then stares at her. Brooke then slaps Owens in the face. Owens felt his cheek and then laughs. Owens then grabbed Brooks by the air and was going for the Playmaker until Bud Bundy and John McClane made the save and Owens escaped out of the ring. Bud and McClane checked on Brooks to see if she’s okay. Brooke was crying and then hugged Bud and thanked him and McClane for saving her as Owens looked on and smiled evilly to end the show for this week.