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EMW Wired
Wednesday April 23rd, 2008
Quicken Loans Arena
Cleveland, Ohio
Al Bundy arrived to the ring to start off this week’s edition of EMW Wired. Bundy said that he was robbed at becoming the first ever EMW Universal Champion at Gold Quest. Bundy then demanded that tonight he gets a rematch for the EMW Universal title tonight and he is confident that the new EMW Wired General Manager will grant him that title shot. Bundy then asked for the new EMW Wired General Manager to arrive to the ring to make it official. However, Terrell Owens arrived to the ring instead. Owens said that he had defeated Tommy Vercetti and he has proven to be a big name player for the EMW Wired brand. Owens then tells Bundy that he is worthy of getting the first title shot at the Universal title. Then Tommy Vercetti arrived in the ring. Vercetti said that Owens didn’t defeat Vercetti at Gold Quest and that Owens had to have a little help in defeating Vercetti. Vercetti said that he’s a former EMW World Heavyweight Champion and that he wanted the first title shot. Suddenly, Marsellus Wallace arrived to the ring followed by John McClane. Then Raven came from the crowd and attacked Vercetti from behind which ensues a brawl between all six men that are in the ring until EMW Owner Theo Clardy rushed in the ring and demands to break up the fight. Clardy said, “Now I know all six of you wanted to become the first to get a shot at Bud Bundy’s EMW Universal Championship. But that is not my decision to make. It is the decision of the new EMW Wired General Manager. So let me introduce to everyone the NEW EMW Wired General Manager…STACY KEIBLER!!!” Stacy Keibler then makes her way to the ring in her Ms. Hancock business suit she had back in WCW. Stacy shook Theo’s hand and then is handed the microphone from Theo. Stacy then said as her first act as Wired GM is she booked a Six Way Dance Tonight to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW Universal title. The participants are Al Bundy, Tommy Vercetti, Terrell Owens, Marsellus Wallace, John McClane and Raven.
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EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita def. Kim Kardashian with Paris Hilton via pinfall in a non-title match after the LITA DDT. After the match, Hilary Duff rushed to the ring and attacked Lita from behind. Duff then placed the EMW Vixxxen’s title on the ground and then hits the Unprettier on Lita onto the title belt. Duff then leaves the ring smiling as Lita is being checked on by EMTs.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler who is with EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow and the #1 contender for the US Title, Rocky Balboa with Apollo Creed. Keibler announced that in the next three weeks, both Rock and Sparrow will compete in a “Blast From The Past” series which both Sparrow and Rocky’s opponents will be someone from their past.
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Bloodrayne & Selene def. Stripperella & Lara Croft via pinfall when Bloodrayne pinned Stripperella after the Blood Spike.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers about retaining the Women’s Tag Team belts at Gold Quest against The Socialites. After the interview, The Vampire Slayers bumped into Bloodrayne and Selene. The two teams stared down and then brawled afterwards. EMW Officials and security quickly ran in and tried to separate the two teams.
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The Sandman def. Agent 47 via pinfall after the White Russian Leg Sweep after escaping Agent 47’s attempt at the Code Of Silence.
Rose McGowan returns to EMW…At Ruthless Intentions!
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In the back, EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler approached Hilary Duff about what she did earlier tonight and said that she was going to give Hilary the shot at the EMW Vixxxen’s title against Lita at Ruthless Intentions but that was until Hilary’s attack on Lita earlier tonight. Stacy then said that instead of giving Duff the title shot, Duff would have to earn it. Stacy then booked a match between Hilary Duff and an opponent of Lita’s choice next week in an EMW Vixxxen’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match. Keibler then leaves as Duff is throwing a tantrum.
Jessica Simpson def. Veronica Mars via pinfall after the Simpson Kick. After the match, Jessica said that she is the dominant Vixxxen in EMW and there’s no woman in the EMW Roster that will tell her different. Suddenly, Christina arrived on the entrance stage and tells Jessica, “Well I think I have to be the woman that will tell you different.” Christina then challenges Jessica to a match for Ruthless Intentions to prove who’s the more dominant. Jessica accepts and Christina said, “Why not we have a little sneak peak, right here and right now!” Christina ran to the ring but just as she entered the ring, Jessica quickly exits the ring and heads to the back.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy announced that the official theme song for EMW Ruthless Intentions is “Run” by Gnarls Barkley from their hit album “The Odd Couple” available now. They also said that the album will be seen after tonight’s main event. They then run down the complete card so far for EMW Ruthless Intentions.
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © with Brooke Adams vs. Winner of The 6 Way Dance
-- EMW United States Championship: Jack Sparrow © vs. Rocky Balboa
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship: Lita © vs. Winner of Duff/Mystery Opponent Match Next Week
-- Christina Aguilera vs. Jessica Simpson
-- Rose McGowan’s EMW Return
After Francis and Burgundy ran down the card, EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy and Brooke Adams arrive to the booth to join Francis and Burgundy for guest commentary for tonight’s main event up next.
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Terrell Owens def. Tommy Vercetti, Al Bundy, John McClane, Marsellus Wallace and Raven in a Six Way Dance to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Universal Championship.
Order Of Elimination
-- Marsellus Wallace eliminated by Tommy Vercetti via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher.
-- Al Bundy eliminated by John McClane after the Die Hard Driver after McClane escaped Bundy’s attempt at the Bundy Slam.
-- John McClane eliminated by Raven after the Evenflow DDT after Al Bundy hits McClane’s back with the steel chair.
-- Raven eliminated by Tommy Vercetti via pinfall a small package that countered Raven’s attempt at the Evenflow DDT. After Raven got eliminated, Raven hits Vercetti with the Evenflow DDT before he left the ring.
-- Tommy Vercetti eliminated by Terrell Owens via pinfall after the Playmaker. After the match, Owens looks at Bundy and pointed to the Universal title and saying, “It’s mine!” Owens then celebrated in the ring to end the show.
