Post by theoc71 on Nov 7, 2011 1:37:45 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Thursday April 17th, 2008
St. Pete Times Forum
Tampa, Florida
From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to EMW ShowTime. They announced a huge double main event tonight as The Rock takes on “The Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe in a Valentine Vengeance rematch and Blade & Human Tornado team up for the first time against Michael Jordan & Bobby Lashley.
Hilary Duff, Fergie & Candy Cane def. EMW Women’s Champion Blaze Fielding, Trish Stratus & Tila Tequila via pinfall when Duff pinned Fielding after the Unprettier after Stratus accidently hits the Chick Kick on Fielding. Trish then went to apologize but was thrown to the outside by Fergie. Duff then hits the Unprettier on Fielding for the win. After the match, Fielding was arguing with Trish about the miscalculation earlier in the match. They were about to fight but was separated by Tila Tequila. Then Alyssa Milano and Stacy Keibler ran in to help Tila break up Trish and Blaze from fighting as Hilary Duff, Fergie and Candy Cane looked on laughing from the entrance stage.
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In the back, a black hummer limousine arrived at the parking lot, when the door opened out came EMW Owner Theo Clardy and he’s walking to the arena. From the announce booth, Needham said, “The Owner of EMW is here. But what do you think his purpose is for tonight?!” Spade replied, “Well he’s the owner of EMW. So the answer is whatever the hell he wants!”
Tony Montana def. “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von, Bruce Lee and Simon Cowell in a Fatal Four Way Match via pinfall when Montana pinned Cor Von after the Scarface Stabber to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Intercontinental Championship. Before the match, EMW Intercontinental Champion Jules Winfield joined Wade and Spade for guest commentary for the match.
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In the back, EMW Owner Theo Clardy was approached by Mary Elizabeth Winstead and asked why Theo is on ShowTime this week. Theo replied, “Well Mary, I was informed by EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold that he was going to be away on emergency business. So from now until after Vicious Intent, I will become the Interim ShowTime General Manager until Ari’s return. Now my first order as EMW ShowTime General Manager is to make the main event match between Blade & Human Tornado against Michael Jordan & Bobby Lashley a Hardcore match. Plus the match between The Rock and “The Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe will be an Extreme Rules match.”
EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters with Chun Li def. Jackass in a non-title match via pinfall when Ryu Hoshi pinned Johnny Knoxville after the 450 Splash from the top rope. After the match, Jay and Silent Bob attacked The Street Fighters from behind as they were celebrating the win. Chun Li entered the ring and fought off Jay & Silent Bob until a masked woman arrived from the crowd and knocked out Chun Li with a lead pipe. Just as The Street Fighters were back to their feet, the masked woman, Jay & Silent Bob then quickly exit the ring and rushed to the back as The Street Fighters check on Chun Li’s condition.
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In the ring, Emma Frost is in the ring as she’s about to make her EMW debut tonight against Dawn Summers. Frost has the microphone and said, “Fans of EMW and all over the world, the name is Emma Frost. I am a former XWD Diva Champion and I will become the next EMW Women’s Champion. Because I, Emma Frost, am the perfect combination of beauty, skill and sex appeal. Because of the men want to be with me and all the woman would kill to be just like me and I will prove it here in EMW starting tonight!”
Emma Frost (Making her EMW debut) def. Dawn Summers via pinfall after the Frost Chop (Brain Chop). After the match, Frost chose a male from the audience to enter the ring. Frost then kissed the man right on the lips and asked the man to get on his knees and beg. The man then got on his knees and begged for Frost. Frost then laughed and said, “You see, what I say is the truth and one day I will be the EMW Women’s Champion, sooner than later.” Frost then leaves the ring as the male follows her like a puppy dog.
In the back, The Dynasty entered Theo Clardy’s office and asked Theo why the changes in their matches. Clardy explained that the changes were necessary because it would bring interest towards the Hell’s Playground Match. Jordan asked Theo to reconsider the decision or they will walk out and there won’t be a double main event tonight. Clardy said, “Well if you guys do that, I’ll strip Jordan of the EMW World Heavyweight title and then fire the Dynasty all before the night is over. Now, if we all understand each other, Jordan…Lashley, you have a Hardcore Tag Team Match to prepare and James, your match with The Rock is next!” The Dynasty then leave the office in obvious angry moods as Theo went on with his business.
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“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. The Rock in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall when EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan ran in and hits the 23 Kick while The Rock was going for the People’s Elbow. Jordan then placed Rolfe on top of Rock and ordered the referee to make the count and the referee then made the three count and the win for Rolfe.
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In the back, EMW Owner and Interim EMW ShowTime General Manager Theo Clardy approached The Dynasty and told them that in the Extreme Rules Tag Team Main that if Bobby Lashley interferes in the match, he’ll fire all the members of The Dynasty and strip Jordan of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. Clardy leaves as The Dynasty protested Theo’s decision.
Clerks def. Shady Aftermath via disqualification when Eminem hits Dante Hicks with a low blow. After the match, both teams brawled in the ring until “Natural Born Killaz” hit and The New Gangstas arrived with trashcans of weapons to join in the fight. All three teams continue to brawl in the ring until referees and officials ran in to break up the three teams.
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In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed EMW Owner and Interim EMW ShowTime General Manager Theo Clardy. Theo announced that he added three more matches for EMW Vicious Intent:
-- Tila Tequila vs. Candy Cane
-- Triple Threat To Determine The #1 Contender For The EMW Intercontinental Championship: Bruce Lee vs. Simon Cowell vs. “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von
-- Six Woman Battle Royal To Determine The #1 Contender For The EMW Women’s Championship
-- Debut Match: Ash Williams vs. John McClane
From the broadcast booth at ringside Wade Needham and Bobby Spade ran down the confirmed matches announced so far for Vicious Intent:
-- Hell’s Playground Match For The EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Michael Jordan © vs. Blade vs. Bobby Lashley vs. The Rock vs. “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe vs. Human Tornado
-- EMW Intercontinental Championship: Jules Winfield vs. Either Tony Montana, Marcus Cor Von, Bruce Lee or Simon Cowell
-- EMW Women’s Championship Triple Threat Match: “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding © vs. Hilary Duff vs. Trish Stratus
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship: The Street Fighters © with Chun Li vs. Jay & Silent Bob
-- Hardcore Three Way dance to determine the #1 Contenders for the EMW World Tag Team Championship: The New Gangstas with Vida Guerra vs. Shady Aftermath vs. Clerks
-- Triple Threat To Determine The #1 Contender For The EMW Intercontinental Championship: Bruce Lee vs. Simon Cowell vs. “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von
-- Six Woman Battle Royal To Determine The #1 Contender For The EMW Women’s Championship
-- Tila Tequila vs. Candy Cane
-- Debut Match: Ash Williams vs. John McClane
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Blade & The Human Tornado def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan & Bobby Lashley in an Extreme Rules match when Blade pinned Lashley after the Blade Cutter. After the match, “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe ran in and attacked Blade from behind. All three members of The Dynasty then started to beat up on Blade until The Rock ran in for the save. The Rock then gave Rolfe the Rock Bottom. But after that, Lashley speared The Rock. Human Tornado then got to his feet and hits Lashley with a low blow and then hits a standing DDT. But then Jordan surprised Tornado with the Buzzer Beater. Blade then got to his feet and then he and Jordan brawled in the middle of the ring. Rolfe then recovered from the Rock Bottom tried to spear Blade but Blade dodged it and then hits the Day Walker DDT on Rolfe. But when Blade turned around, Jordan hits the 23 Kick on Blade. Jordan then looked down on the fallen bodies in the ring and then grabs the EMW World Heavyweight title and raised it high for all to see as the show ends for this week.
