Post by theoc71 on Mar 31, 2011 13:53:07 GMT -8
EMW NUX
Thursday March 31st, 2011
Xcel Energy Center
St. Paul, Minnesota
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Bobby Spade welcome everyone to the show.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the inaugural edition of EMW NUX as we are LIVE! From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota! Who will be EMW's next breakout star?! Who will be EMW's Next Breakout Starlet?! Hello everyone, Erin Andrews from EMW Starlets here alongside the controversal Bobby Spade from EMW ShowTime at ringside and I'm excited to be apart of this new concept for EMW.
Spade: You got that right, Erin! You got to be wondering what's going on through the heads of the NUX Rookies as all of them have a chance to make it to the big time!
Andrews: This is a big night as we go to the Hosts of EMW NUX, Carson Daly and Jessica Chobot!
In the ring, Carson Daly and Jessica Chobot is seen both with microphone in hand as Carson begins to speak.
Daly: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to first edition of EMW NUX! (Crowd Cheers) We are the Hosts of EMW NUX! I'm Carson Daly!
Chobot: And I'm Jessica Chobot and I have to say when this oppritunity happened I just want to jump at this chance because it will be so cool to inside the personalities of the NUX Rookies as they go after the chance to be apart of the EMW Roster.
Daly: I couldn't agree with you more, Jess. On that note, lets introduce the NUX Rookies alongside their EMW Pros!
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH anad Matt Hazard arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Daly: Matt Hazard and his EMW Superstar Pro, "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH!
JTH gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Hazard makes his way to the ring.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Sasha Grey and Candy Suxx arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Chobot: Candy Suxx alongside her EMW Starlet Pro, one half of the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions, Lady Horsemen Member Sasha Grey!
Grey heads to her seat at the right of the Entrance Stage as Candy Suxx makes her way to the ring.
Adam Sessler anad Kevin Pereira arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of boos from the crowd.
Daly: Kevin Pereria and his EMW Superstar Pro, Adam Sessler!
Sessler gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Pereria makes his way to the ring.
Hilary Duff and Claire Bennet arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Chobot: Claire Bennet alongside her EMW Starlet Pro, Hilary Duff!
Duff heads to her seat at the right of the Entrance Stage as Bennet makes her way to the ring.
"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and Angry Joe arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Daly: Angry Joe and his EMW Superstar Pro, "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe!
Rolfe gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Joe makes his way to the ring.
Dark Queen and Bella Swan arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Chobot: Bella Swan alongside her EMW Starlet Pro, Dark Queen!
Dark Queen heads to her seat at the right of the Entrance Stage as Swan makes her way to the ring.
John Dorian and Frodo Baggins arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of boos from the crowd.
Daly: Frodo Baggins and his EMW Superstar Pro, John Dorian!
Dorian gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Frodo makes his way to the ring.
Jenna Haze and Riley Steele arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Chobot: Riley Steele and her EMW Starlet Pro, Jenna Haze !
Haze gets to her seat on the right of the entrance stage as Steele makes his way to the ring.
*HELLO I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITC, I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO*
EMW Cruiserweight Champion "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker and Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Daly: Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler and his EMW Superstar Pro, the EMW Cruiserweight Champion "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker!
Walker gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Spoony makes his way to the ring.
EMW Starlets Champion Black Cat and X-23 arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Chobot: X-23 and her EMW Starlet Pro, the EMW Starlets Champion Black Cat!
Black Cat gets to her seat on the right of the entrance stage as X-23 makes her way to the ring.
Speed Racer and Sam Witwicky arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Daly: Sam Witwickyand his EMW Superstar Pro, Speed Racer!
Speed gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Witwicky makes his way to the ring.
Scorpina and Ke$ha Antwiler arrive on the entrance stage as they are greeted with a great ovation of boos from the crowd.
Chobot: And finally, Ke$ha and her EMW Superstar Pro, Scorpina!
Scorpina gets to his seat on the right of the entrance stage as Ke$ha makes her way to the ring.
Once all the NUX Rookies are in the ring, Daly continues.
Daly: Ladies and gentlemen, your NUX Rookies and EMW Pros! (Crowd Cheers) Now Rookies, the concept of EMW NUX is simply put that you guys not only have to impress the EMW Pros, but to impress the EMWNation as well! Now your fate will be determined by the EMW Pros as they will vote on who will stay and who will go, but their is a twist. A Pro can't vote for or against his or her own rookie. In the end, one Male Rookie and One Female Rookie will win EMW NUX Season 1, be EMW's Next Breakout Star and Starlet and will earn an EMW Title shot at an EMW Mega Event.
Chobot: Now there will be a 2 Hour Elimination Week where one Male Rookie and One Female Rookie will be eliminated from the competition!
Daly: But now that we got the rules out of the way, it's time to prove yourselves as coming up next, it will be X-23 taking on Ke$ha!
The rest of the Rookies began to leave the ring alongside Daly and Chobot as X-23 vs. Ke$ha will happen after the commercial break.
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X-23 with Black Cat def. Ke$ha with Scorpina via submission with The Iron Claw after a miscommunication between Ke$ha and Scorpina. After the match, Ke$ha and Scorpina had a brief argument before Ke$ha leaves the ring and head to the back as Scorpina looks on disapprovingly.
A graphic appears promoting tonight's tag team main event as "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe & Angry Joe vs. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker and "The Spoony One" Noah Antwiler later tonight.
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Kevin Pereira with Adam Sessler def. Sam Witwicky with Speed Racer via pinfall after the Portuguese Piledriver (Cradle Piledriver).
Backstage, Ke$ha was approached by Scorpina, who is not in a good mood after what happened in Ke$ha's match.
Scorpina: What was that all about?!
Ke$ha: Hey, you are not the boss of me, sister! I had the match won until you messed it up.
Scorpina: Me?! ME?! Listen! Just so you know, I am your pro. You listen to me if you want to become EMW's Next Breakout Starlet, haven't you forgoten that?!
Ke$ha: I know that you are my pro, but you will never be the boss of me. I will win NUX Season 1 with or without you!
Just as Ke$ha turned around, Scorpina hits Ke$ha with a Scorpina Death Drop then goes down to Ke$ha and speaks.
Scorpina: Take that as your first lesson....And learn how to say your name right!
Scorpina then leaves as Ke$ha is recovering from the Scorpina Death Drop.
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A video recap is shown from last week's EMW ShowTime where it shows video clips of the Qualifying Matches for the Hell's Playground Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
Candy Suxx with Sasha Grey def. Riley Steele with Jenna Haze via pinfall with a schoolgirl rollup with her feet on the ropes.
A graphic appears promoting tonight's tag team main event as "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe & Angry Joe vs. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker and "The Spoony One" Noah Antwiler up next.
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"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe & Angry Joe def. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker and "The Spoony One" Noah Antwiler when James Angry Joe pinned Spoony after the Angry Driver (Reverse Death Valley Driver). Rolfe and Joe then celebrated the win as the show concludes.
"Burn" by Papa Roach from their album "Time For Annihilation Available Now is the official theme song for EMW Hell's Playground.
