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Glory Road Tour
Desert Sun Stadium
Yuma, Arizona
Monday, November 16th, 2009
The show opens recapping the recent EMW pay-per-view that several NIWA superstars appeared at and ended with "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Human Tornado standing tall.
Camera shows the ring as Break It Down by Chris Warren Band hits. JTH heads out to the ring in a foul mood following the events of November Pain. He gets in the ring with mic in hand.
JTH: You know I could come out here and talk on and on about what happened last night at November Pain, but the fact is I’m too good to talk for that length of period in front of a bunch of fools in a town I ain’t even heard of. *Crowd boos* But there is one person I’m going to talk about and his name is The Human Tornado. *Crowd goes crazy* Tornado I’ve heard you run your mouth long enough about how you’re the number one contender for the EMW World Champion, about how you beat a bunch of EMW and NIWA superstars to earn your title shot; and all I got to say to that is “Give me a damn Break!” *Boos* Yeah it’s easy to become a number one contender for a World Championship when you don’t even have to beat the best in the world to get the damn thing. Human Tornado, you are a fraud because you can’t call yourself a true World Championship contender until you beat JTH, simply because, I’m better than anyone EMW has to offer.
The crowd boos Loudly.
Fatal by RZA suddenly hits and the EMW World Champion heads to the ring. JTH looks confused as Blade makes his way to the ring and gets right in JTH‘s face.
Blade: JTH I heard every word you said and on behalf of everyone in the EMW, the only thing I have to say to you is……you’re absolutely right! *Crowd boos as Blade looks out to the crowd* EMW is the minor leagues compared to the great company like NIWA. *Mixed reaction* And at Megabrawl 3, I’ll prove it when I beat The Human Tornado and retain my World Heavyweight Championship.
Crowd boos and JTH turns to Blade with a interesting look on his face.
JTH: Actually Blade, you need to get your ears cleaned out because as I said, the person that is going to Megabrawl 3 for the EMW World Champion is me, and WHEN I get there, I’m taking that piece of tin off whoever’s shoulder. JTH is walking out the NEW EMW World Champ!
Crowd boos.
Blade: Well why don’t you just try to do it right now then.
Crowd goes crazy as the two lock eyes.
Suddenly One Little Victory by Rush hits and Mr. C.C. comes out from the back and stands on the ramp way.
Mr. C.C.: Hold on there you two. Now JTH as you know you can’t just come out here and make a bunch of empty threats about another promotion, that match you want can only be approved by EMW management and if The Human Tornado even feels he has anything to prove. Blade you maybe the EMW World Champion, but you are also an NIWA superstar, which means I can do something with you as much as I can do it with JTH *Blade looks out at Mr. C.C.* So you two better get on the same page because at Battle For Glory, I am hereby adding Blade to Team JTH for the Battle For Glory tag match. *JTH & Blade stare each other down* So on behalf of everyone here tonight, have fun with that.
Mr. C.C. walks off while JTH and Blade lock eyes.
Chun-Li vs. Sakura Kasugano
Ref: Herb Dean
Sakura Kasugano starts pushing around at Chun-Li which Chun-Li doesn’t take too well. Chun-Li tackles Sakura to the ground and slams Sakura’s head into the mat. Chun-Li picks up Sakura with ease, drops her with a neck breaker, cover, and a two count. Chun-Li just starts slapping Sakura in the back of the head just toying with her, grabs her by the hair, the ref tells her to break to which Chun-Li drops Sakura, she falls face first on the mat, and Chun-Li gets right in the referee’s face. Sakura reverses the Irish Whip, gives Chun-Li a clothesline coming in, sends Chun-Li to the opposite corner, gives a running foot to the gut, than a dropkick to the gut sending Chun-Li down, cover, and a two count. Sakura just starts wailing away at Chun-Li, Chun-Li grabs Sakura pulling her down, and Sakura's neck lands on the bottom rope stunning Sakura. Chun-Li gives Sakura a Super Back Rolling Monkey Flip, makes the cover, and gets the three.
Backstage Zangief is with NIWA Commissioner Bob Barker.
Zangief: I can’t believe Mr. C.C. would put Blade on the same team with that little roach JTH after what he did last night costing me our match.
Barker: I know… he’s up to something.
Zangief: You think? You realize that I haven’t gotten a World Heavyweight Championship Match since May? I was the World Heavyweight Champion for eight months. So why am I being treated I being this way?
Voice: Maybe it’s because…*The voice is revealed to be “The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne* …you absolutely suck!
Crowd cheers and Zangief gets right in his face.
Zangief: You got a lot of nerve boy coming in here and say a thing like that.
Fozzie: Phew! Dude, get a breath mint, your breath reeks man!
Crowd cheers again and laughs.
Zangief: Any other asinine comment you wish to make before I punch your teeth in?
Fozzie: No… just this!
Fozzie slaps Zangief across the face, than books it as Zangief has a infuriated look on his face.
Eminem vs. Luigi
Ref: Big John McCarthy
The two lock up with neither man able to gain an upper hand. The two break the grapple, quickly lock back up again, Eminem is able to maneuver Luigi back to the corner, Eminem gives a punk slap to Luigi, Luigi takes him down with a double leg takedown, and gives right hands to the face of Eminem. Eminem gets up, Luigi gives him a knee to the gut, goes for a back drop, but Eminem counters out with a Side Russian Leg Sweep, first cover of the match, and a two count. Eminem gets up, Luigi kicks Eminem in the leg, Eminem falls to the mat, Luigi lays Eminem’s leg on the bottom rope, uses the ropes to jump up, and drop the backside on the leg of Eminem. Eminem tries to get to his feet, Luigi gives him a kick to the back of the leg knocking him down again, Luigi lays Eminem’s leg on the rope again, but Eminem pushes Luigi over the ropes with his free leg, and sends Luigi to the outside. When Luigi gets back on the apron, Eminem grabs him by the head, guillotines Luigi’s throat on the top rope, Luigi falls to the mat, rolls in the ring, cover, and a two count. Forearms by Eminem, sends Luigi off the ropes, Luigi punts Eminem in the face as he ducks down, and Eminem falls to the mat. Luigi picks up Eminem, goes for the Spike DDT, but Eminem counters it into a Northern Lights Suplex, Eminem calls for the end, and waits for Luigi to get top her feet. Eminem kicks Luigi in the chest, than rakes Luigi in the face, picks up Luigi, plants Luigi with the 8 Mile Road, makes the cover, and gets the three. Eminem gets the upset win on Luigi.
The titontrons shows the recent Buttercup and Sonya Blade feud. It shows Adrenaline A saving the Women’s Champion from a vicious attack at the November 12th show.
Vanna: Joining me right now is the NIWA World Women’s Champion Buttercup. *Crowd goes crazy* Buttercup we learned that after Adrenaline A saved you from a Sonya Blade attack several days ago, that in “gratitude” of thanks from you to her is a World Women’s Championship match at Battle For Glory. Is this true?
Buttercup: Yeah it’s true. I’m not one that likes to admit that I need help, but it’s real easy to say that I needed help when I was about to get beat down by Sonya. But the fact is she didn’t. Now she must step aside and wait her turn to be number one contender again.
Vanna: Speaking of number one contenders, Joanna Dark made it clear that she wants a title shot very soon as well. Your thoughts?
Buttercup: I’m a two and a half foot five year old that floats with a title over my shoulder, I’m not that hard to find.
Buttercup flies off.
“Battle For Glory” Match to qualify for Team Chuck Norris
“The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne vs. Peter Pan
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
The two lock up, Peter Pan goes behind that "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne counters behind himself, Pan runs to the ropes, whips Fozzie off him, Fozzie comes off the ropes, Pan gets him with an Arm Drag, Fozzie gets right up, Fozzie gives Pan an double leg takedown, and misses an elbow. Pan misses a front flip, Fozzie gets up, puts Pan in a headlock, Pan pushes Fozzie to the ropes, Fozzie takes Pan down with a Shoulder Block, Fozzie comes off the ropes, Pan gets up, goes for a leapfrog, but Fozzie sees it, and stands his ground. Fozzie drills Pan with a clothesline, makes a cover, and a two count. Fozzie knocks Pan back to the corner, sends Pan to the opposite corner, Fozzie runs in, Pan counters into a Sunset Flip cover, and a two count. Fozzie quickly gets up, Pan gets him with a Huracanrana, and another two count. Pan goes for a Small Package, but Fozzie holds his ground, grabs Pan, picks him up, nails Pan with a Front Slam, makes a cover, and a two count. Fozzie nails Pan several times, sends Pan off the ropes, Pan jumps over the top rope onto the apron bringing Fozzie to him, Pan nails Fozzie with some forearms, grabs Fozzie for a Suplex to the outside, but Fozzie counters it, picks Pan up for a Suplex back in, but he drops Pan’s legs on the ropes, and then turns it into a Slingshot Suplex. Fozzie floats over into a cover and a two count. Fozzie picks up Pan, drills him with a Piledriver, makes another cover, and a two count. Fozzie heads to the top turnbuckle, but Pan is up, dropkicks Fozzie’s legs from underneath him, Fozzie hits groin first on the top turnbuckle, Pan meets him up on top, goes for a Superplex, but Fozzie holds his ground, Fozzie begins to get Pan on his shoulders for the Abyss of Woe, but Pan gets behind him, clubs Fozzie in the back, pushes Fozzie off the top, and Fozzie front flips to the canvas back first. Fozzie gets to his feet, Pan nails a Missile Dropkick from the top, makes the cover, and gets a two count. Pan nails Fozzie back to the corner, Fozzie reverses the Irish Whip, Pan turns it into a Springboard Dropkick, connects, knocks Fozzie down, Pan comes off the ropes with a Rolling Thunder, cover, and a near fall. Fozzie gets up in the corner, Pan heads in, Fozzie counters the Irish Whip, but Pan goes for a Springboard Cross Body, Fozzie ducks, and Pan takes out the referee. Pan looks down at the referee, tries to revive him, turns around, walks right into a Tallywacker, and Pan is out, Fozzie hooks the leg, makes the cover, but the ref is out. Fozzie runs over to try and get the referee up. Zangief starts to walk down to the ring with a cocky look on his face, Fozzie gets a worried lock on his face, Zangief enters the ring, and Fozzie desperately pounds away at Zangief having little effect. Fozzie comes off the ropes, Zangief grabs him, nails the Russian National Slam on Fozzie, than points his finger in Fozzie’s face, and starts talking trash to him. Afterwards Zangief drags Pan over top Fozzie, revives the ref, the ref gets into position, and makes the three. Pan is the victor unaware that it comes thanks to Zangief and Peter Pan qualifies for Team Chuck Norris.
The titontron shows the main event for tonight is a Champion vs. Champion match between Zangief and Terrell Owens.
The titontron shows the downward spiral The Socialites have been in since losing the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship.
The Socialites are backstage when they are approached by Ron Burgundy.
Burgundy: Paris and Nicole, you have been in a downward spiral as of late since losing the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship. How do you plan on changing this?
Paris: Ron, we went undefeated for well over a year. So I doubt getting out of this so-called downward spiral won't be that difficult. After all, we are the first and longest reigning to date NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions. Our luck will reverse in a few moments when we beat The Williams Sisters.
Nicole: We have beaten them before and we will do it again. The Williams Sisters are not even in the same league as us. So it won't be a problem beating them two bitches.
The Socialites leave and head to the ring.
The Williams Sisters w/Mike Gundy vs. The Socialites
Ref: Herb Dean
The four women are beating the living daylights out of each other. Serena Williams knocks Nicole Richie through the ropes, Serena and Venus Williams team up on Paris Hilton sending her to the corner, they both give chops to the chest of Hilton, a Double Hair Mare, cover, and a two count. Nicole gets in the ring, takes down Serena, Paris gets up, and knocks down Venus. Nicole and Hilton give a simultaneous Body Slam, both get on the middle ropes, Serena moves out of the way of the elbow drop by Nicole, and Venus puts her knees up with Hilton’s Body Splash. Serena and Venus start to work on Nicole, double Irish Whip, a Double Clothesline, Hilton runs in, a double kick by Serena and Venus, a Double Suplex. Nicole blindsides Venus, Hilton blindside Venus afterward while Serena is taken down shortly after being distracted, and they hit the So Cal Crusher on Venus. Paris Hilton pins Venus, but Serena breaks up the count, attacks Paris, throws her out of the ring, Venus and Serena team up on Nicole, Venus gives a big shot to the face of Nicole who walks right into a Fisherman DDT, Serena makes the cover, and gets the three. The Williams Sisters are the winners and The Socialites are still on the losing end slide after losing their tag team titles.
Luigi is ready to lave the arena along with Mario and The Princesses when they are stopped by Link.
Link: You know the three of us have had a long history, but I gotta say I’ve never seen you two so pathetic before in my life. *Points to Mario* Your losing to a bald headed bastard *Points to Luigi* and your losing to a white rapper. All I got to say is…*Ganondorf jumps the NIWA World Tag Team Champions from behind, Link and Ganondorf start to attack the champions, leave them motionless out back, and Link just lays right next to them staring them down* You guys are more pathetic than I thought, I think we should just do everyone a favor and take those titles off of you two very soon, and then if you still think you can beat us, then find some tag team partners and meet us in one those stupid “Battle For Glory” matches that idiot Mr. C.C. came up with, than we’ll finish the job.
Link takes one more stomp on Mario for good measures as Link and Ganondorf leave as The Princesses run to find help.
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief
Ref: Big John McCarthy
Terrell Owens jumps on top of Zangief early, pounds away with right hands to the face of Zangief, Zangief pushes Owens away, Owens comes back in, Zangief boots Owens in the face, and Owens is drawn back. Zangief misses the clothesline, Owens again pounds Zangief with rights hands knocking Zangief back to the corner, Zangief reverses the Irish Whip to the opposite corner, Zangief runs in at full speed, connects with Owens in the corner, Owens falls to the mat, Zangief makes the cover and, a two count. Zangief chokes away at Owens on the mat, breaks on four, stomps away at the chest of Owens, Zangief comes off the ropes for a big elbow, drop but misses. Owens gives shots to the body and face, a kick to the gut, comes off the ropes for a Cross Body, but Zangief catches him, lifts him up, but Owens drops down behind him clubs Zangief in the back, comes off the ropes, gives a big knee to the back of Zangief taking the big man down to a knee, Owens comes off the ropes again, but this time is caught, Zangief picks up Owens, drops him with a one armed chokeslam, and Zangief calls for the end. Zangief picks up Owens going for the Russian National Slam when The Abyss Of Woe by Gwar hits, Zangief turns around, throws Owens down to the mat, "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne starts to walk down the entrance way, and stops at ringside, but doesn’t enter the ring. Zangief laughs at his empty threat, turns around, walks right into a Football Tackle by Owens, and Owens calls for the end. Owens comes off the ropes, nails the T.O. Elbow, gets the three. Fozzie is laughing like crazy on the outside at Zangief who is out like a light in the ring as Owens gets up and poses over top Zangief as the show ends.
Quick Results
Chun-Li defeated Sakura Kasugano via pinfall
Eminem defeated Luigi via pinfall
Peter Pan defeated “The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall to qualify for Team Chuck Norris after Zangief took out Fozzie with a Russian National Slam
The Williams Sisters defeated The Socialites via Serena pinning Nicole Richie
Terrell Owens defeated Zangief via pinfall in a Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match after Fozzie Osbourne distracted Zangief on the outside
Desert Sun Stadium
Yuma, Arizona
Monday, November 16th, 2009
The show opens recapping the recent EMW pay-per-view that several NIWA superstars appeared at and ended with "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Human Tornado standing tall.
Camera shows the ring as Break It Down by Chris Warren Band hits. JTH heads out to the ring in a foul mood following the events of November Pain. He gets in the ring with mic in hand.
JTH: You know I could come out here and talk on and on about what happened last night at November Pain, but the fact is I’m too good to talk for that length of period in front of a bunch of fools in a town I ain’t even heard of. *Crowd boos* But there is one person I’m going to talk about and his name is The Human Tornado. *Crowd goes crazy* Tornado I’ve heard you run your mouth long enough about how you’re the number one contender for the EMW World Champion, about how you beat a bunch of EMW and NIWA superstars to earn your title shot; and all I got to say to that is “Give me a damn Break!” *Boos* Yeah it’s easy to become a number one contender for a World Championship when you don’t even have to beat the best in the world to get the damn thing. Human Tornado, you are a fraud because you can’t call yourself a true World Championship contender until you beat JTH, simply because, I’m better than anyone EMW has to offer.
The crowd boos Loudly.
Fatal by RZA suddenly hits and the EMW World Champion heads to the ring. JTH looks confused as Blade makes his way to the ring and gets right in JTH‘s face.
Blade: JTH I heard every word you said and on behalf of everyone in the EMW, the only thing I have to say to you is……you’re absolutely right! *Crowd boos as Blade looks out to the crowd* EMW is the minor leagues compared to the great company like NIWA. *Mixed reaction* And at Megabrawl 3, I’ll prove it when I beat The Human Tornado and retain my World Heavyweight Championship.
Crowd boos and JTH turns to Blade with a interesting look on his face.
JTH: Actually Blade, you need to get your ears cleaned out because as I said, the person that is going to Megabrawl 3 for the EMW World Champion is me, and WHEN I get there, I’m taking that piece of tin off whoever’s shoulder. JTH is walking out the NEW EMW World Champ!
Crowd boos.
Blade: Well why don’t you just try to do it right now then.
Crowd goes crazy as the two lock eyes.
Suddenly One Little Victory by Rush hits and Mr. C.C. comes out from the back and stands on the ramp way.
Mr. C.C.: Hold on there you two. Now JTH as you know you can’t just come out here and make a bunch of empty threats about another promotion, that match you want can only be approved by EMW management and if The Human Tornado even feels he has anything to prove. Blade you maybe the EMW World Champion, but you are also an NIWA superstar, which means I can do something with you as much as I can do it with JTH *Blade looks out at Mr. C.C.* So you two better get on the same page because at Battle For Glory, I am hereby adding Blade to Team JTH for the Battle For Glory tag match. *JTH & Blade stare each other down* So on behalf of everyone here tonight, have fun with that.
Mr. C.C. walks off while JTH and Blade lock eyes.
Chun-Li vs. Sakura Kasugano
Ref: Herb Dean
Sakura Kasugano starts pushing around at Chun-Li which Chun-Li doesn’t take too well. Chun-Li tackles Sakura to the ground and slams Sakura’s head into the mat. Chun-Li picks up Sakura with ease, drops her with a neck breaker, cover, and a two count. Chun-Li just starts slapping Sakura in the back of the head just toying with her, grabs her by the hair, the ref tells her to break to which Chun-Li drops Sakura, she falls face first on the mat, and Chun-Li gets right in the referee’s face. Sakura reverses the Irish Whip, gives Chun-Li a clothesline coming in, sends Chun-Li to the opposite corner, gives a running foot to the gut, than a dropkick to the gut sending Chun-Li down, cover, and a two count. Sakura just starts wailing away at Chun-Li, Chun-Li grabs Sakura pulling her down, and Sakura's neck lands on the bottom rope stunning Sakura. Chun-Li gives Sakura a Super Back Rolling Monkey Flip, makes the cover, and gets the three.
Backstage Zangief is with NIWA Commissioner Bob Barker.
Zangief: I can’t believe Mr. C.C. would put Blade on the same team with that little roach JTH after what he did last night costing me our match.
Barker: I know… he’s up to something.
Zangief: You think? You realize that I haven’t gotten a World Heavyweight Championship Match since May? I was the World Heavyweight Champion for eight months. So why am I being treated I being this way?
Voice: Maybe it’s because…*The voice is revealed to be “The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne* …you absolutely suck!
Crowd cheers and Zangief gets right in his face.
Zangief: You got a lot of nerve boy coming in here and say a thing like that.
Fozzie: Phew! Dude, get a breath mint, your breath reeks man!
Crowd cheers again and laughs.
Zangief: Any other asinine comment you wish to make before I punch your teeth in?
Fozzie: No… just this!
Fozzie slaps Zangief across the face, than books it as Zangief has a infuriated look on his face.
Eminem vs. Luigi
Ref: Big John McCarthy
The two lock up with neither man able to gain an upper hand. The two break the grapple, quickly lock back up again, Eminem is able to maneuver Luigi back to the corner, Eminem gives a punk slap to Luigi, Luigi takes him down with a double leg takedown, and gives right hands to the face of Eminem. Eminem gets up, Luigi gives him a knee to the gut, goes for a back drop, but Eminem counters out with a Side Russian Leg Sweep, first cover of the match, and a two count. Eminem gets up, Luigi kicks Eminem in the leg, Eminem falls to the mat, Luigi lays Eminem’s leg on the bottom rope, uses the ropes to jump up, and drop the backside on the leg of Eminem. Eminem tries to get to his feet, Luigi gives him a kick to the back of the leg knocking him down again, Luigi lays Eminem’s leg on the rope again, but Eminem pushes Luigi over the ropes with his free leg, and sends Luigi to the outside. When Luigi gets back on the apron, Eminem grabs him by the head, guillotines Luigi’s throat on the top rope, Luigi falls to the mat, rolls in the ring, cover, and a two count. Forearms by Eminem, sends Luigi off the ropes, Luigi punts Eminem in the face as he ducks down, and Eminem falls to the mat. Luigi picks up Eminem, goes for the Spike DDT, but Eminem counters it into a Northern Lights Suplex, Eminem calls for the end, and waits for Luigi to get top her feet. Eminem kicks Luigi in the chest, than rakes Luigi in the face, picks up Luigi, plants Luigi with the 8 Mile Road, makes the cover, and gets the three. Eminem gets the upset win on Luigi.
The titontrons shows the recent Buttercup and Sonya Blade feud. It shows Adrenaline A saving the Women’s Champion from a vicious attack at the November 12th show.
Vanna: Joining me right now is the NIWA World Women’s Champion Buttercup. *Crowd goes crazy* Buttercup we learned that after Adrenaline A saved you from a Sonya Blade attack several days ago, that in “gratitude” of thanks from you to her is a World Women’s Championship match at Battle For Glory. Is this true?
Buttercup: Yeah it’s true. I’m not one that likes to admit that I need help, but it’s real easy to say that I needed help when I was about to get beat down by Sonya. But the fact is she didn’t. Now she must step aside and wait her turn to be number one contender again.
Vanna: Speaking of number one contenders, Joanna Dark made it clear that she wants a title shot very soon as well. Your thoughts?
Buttercup: I’m a two and a half foot five year old that floats with a title over my shoulder, I’m not that hard to find.
Buttercup flies off.
“Battle For Glory” Match to qualify for Team Chuck Norris
“The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne vs. Peter Pan
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
The two lock up, Peter Pan goes behind that "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne counters behind himself, Pan runs to the ropes, whips Fozzie off him, Fozzie comes off the ropes, Pan gets him with an Arm Drag, Fozzie gets right up, Fozzie gives Pan an double leg takedown, and misses an elbow. Pan misses a front flip, Fozzie gets up, puts Pan in a headlock, Pan pushes Fozzie to the ropes, Fozzie takes Pan down with a Shoulder Block, Fozzie comes off the ropes, Pan gets up, goes for a leapfrog, but Fozzie sees it, and stands his ground. Fozzie drills Pan with a clothesline, makes a cover, and a two count. Fozzie knocks Pan back to the corner, sends Pan to the opposite corner, Fozzie runs in, Pan counters into a Sunset Flip cover, and a two count. Fozzie quickly gets up, Pan gets him with a Huracanrana, and another two count. Pan goes for a Small Package, but Fozzie holds his ground, grabs Pan, picks him up, nails Pan with a Front Slam, makes a cover, and a two count. Fozzie nails Pan several times, sends Pan off the ropes, Pan jumps over the top rope onto the apron bringing Fozzie to him, Pan nails Fozzie with some forearms, grabs Fozzie for a Suplex to the outside, but Fozzie counters it, picks Pan up for a Suplex back in, but he drops Pan’s legs on the ropes, and then turns it into a Slingshot Suplex. Fozzie floats over into a cover and a two count. Fozzie picks up Pan, drills him with a Piledriver, makes another cover, and a two count. Fozzie heads to the top turnbuckle, but Pan is up, dropkicks Fozzie’s legs from underneath him, Fozzie hits groin first on the top turnbuckle, Pan meets him up on top, goes for a Superplex, but Fozzie holds his ground, Fozzie begins to get Pan on his shoulders for the Abyss of Woe, but Pan gets behind him, clubs Fozzie in the back, pushes Fozzie off the top, and Fozzie front flips to the canvas back first. Fozzie gets to his feet, Pan nails a Missile Dropkick from the top, makes the cover, and gets a two count. Pan nails Fozzie back to the corner, Fozzie reverses the Irish Whip, Pan turns it into a Springboard Dropkick, connects, knocks Fozzie down, Pan comes off the ropes with a Rolling Thunder, cover, and a near fall. Fozzie gets up in the corner, Pan heads in, Fozzie counters the Irish Whip, but Pan goes for a Springboard Cross Body, Fozzie ducks, and Pan takes out the referee. Pan looks down at the referee, tries to revive him, turns around, walks right into a Tallywacker, and Pan is out, Fozzie hooks the leg, makes the cover, but the ref is out. Fozzie runs over to try and get the referee up. Zangief starts to walk down to the ring with a cocky look on his face, Fozzie gets a worried lock on his face, Zangief enters the ring, and Fozzie desperately pounds away at Zangief having little effect. Fozzie comes off the ropes, Zangief grabs him, nails the Russian National Slam on Fozzie, than points his finger in Fozzie’s face, and starts talking trash to him. Afterwards Zangief drags Pan over top Fozzie, revives the ref, the ref gets into position, and makes the three. Pan is the victor unaware that it comes thanks to Zangief and Peter Pan qualifies for Team Chuck Norris.
The titontron shows the main event for tonight is a Champion vs. Champion match between Zangief and Terrell Owens.
The titontron shows the downward spiral The Socialites have been in since losing the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship.
The Socialites are backstage when they are approached by Ron Burgundy.
Burgundy: Paris and Nicole, you have been in a downward spiral as of late since losing the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship. How do you plan on changing this?
Paris: Ron, we went undefeated for well over a year. So I doubt getting out of this so-called downward spiral won't be that difficult. After all, we are the first and longest reigning to date NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions. Our luck will reverse in a few moments when we beat The Williams Sisters.
Nicole: We have beaten them before and we will do it again. The Williams Sisters are not even in the same league as us. So it won't be a problem beating them two bitches.
The Socialites leave and head to the ring.
The Williams Sisters w/Mike Gundy vs. The Socialites
Ref: Herb Dean
The four women are beating the living daylights out of each other. Serena Williams knocks Nicole Richie through the ropes, Serena and Venus Williams team up on Paris Hilton sending her to the corner, they both give chops to the chest of Hilton, a Double Hair Mare, cover, and a two count. Nicole gets in the ring, takes down Serena, Paris gets up, and knocks down Venus. Nicole and Hilton give a simultaneous Body Slam, both get on the middle ropes, Serena moves out of the way of the elbow drop by Nicole, and Venus puts her knees up with Hilton’s Body Splash. Serena and Venus start to work on Nicole, double Irish Whip, a Double Clothesline, Hilton runs in, a double kick by Serena and Venus, a Double Suplex. Nicole blindsides Venus, Hilton blindside Venus afterward while Serena is taken down shortly after being distracted, and they hit the So Cal Crusher on Venus. Paris Hilton pins Venus, but Serena breaks up the count, attacks Paris, throws her out of the ring, Venus and Serena team up on Nicole, Venus gives a big shot to the face of Nicole who walks right into a Fisherman DDT, Serena makes the cover, and gets the three. The Williams Sisters are the winners and The Socialites are still on the losing end slide after losing their tag team titles.
Luigi is ready to lave the arena along with Mario and The Princesses when they are stopped by Link.
Link: You know the three of us have had a long history, but I gotta say I’ve never seen you two so pathetic before in my life. *Points to Mario* Your losing to a bald headed bastard *Points to Luigi* and your losing to a white rapper. All I got to say is…*Ganondorf jumps the NIWA World Tag Team Champions from behind, Link and Ganondorf start to attack the champions, leave them motionless out back, and Link just lays right next to them staring them down* You guys are more pathetic than I thought, I think we should just do everyone a favor and take those titles off of you two very soon, and then if you still think you can beat us, then find some tag team partners and meet us in one those stupid “Battle For Glory” matches that idiot Mr. C.C. came up with, than we’ll finish the job.
Link takes one more stomp on Mario for good measures as Link and Ganondorf leave as The Princesses run to find help.
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief
Ref: Big John McCarthy
Terrell Owens jumps on top of Zangief early, pounds away with right hands to the face of Zangief, Zangief pushes Owens away, Owens comes back in, Zangief boots Owens in the face, and Owens is drawn back. Zangief misses the clothesline, Owens again pounds Zangief with rights hands knocking Zangief back to the corner, Zangief reverses the Irish Whip to the opposite corner, Zangief runs in at full speed, connects with Owens in the corner, Owens falls to the mat, Zangief makes the cover and, a two count. Zangief chokes away at Owens on the mat, breaks on four, stomps away at the chest of Owens, Zangief comes off the ropes for a big elbow, drop but misses. Owens gives shots to the body and face, a kick to the gut, comes off the ropes for a Cross Body, but Zangief catches him, lifts him up, but Owens drops down behind him clubs Zangief in the back, comes off the ropes, gives a big knee to the back of Zangief taking the big man down to a knee, Owens comes off the ropes again, but this time is caught, Zangief picks up Owens, drops him with a one armed chokeslam, and Zangief calls for the end. Zangief picks up Owens going for the Russian National Slam when The Abyss Of Woe by Gwar hits, Zangief turns around, throws Owens down to the mat, "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne starts to walk down the entrance way, and stops at ringside, but doesn’t enter the ring. Zangief laughs at his empty threat, turns around, walks right into a Football Tackle by Owens, and Owens calls for the end. Owens comes off the ropes, nails the T.O. Elbow, gets the three. Fozzie is laughing like crazy on the outside at Zangief who is out like a light in the ring as Owens gets up and poses over top Zangief as the show ends.
Quick Results
Chun-Li defeated Sakura Kasugano via pinfall
Eminem defeated Luigi via pinfall
Peter Pan defeated “The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall to qualify for Team Chuck Norris after Zangief took out Fozzie with a Russian National Slam
The Williams Sisters defeated The Socialites via Serena pinning Nicole Richie
Terrell Owens defeated Zangief via pinfall in a Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match after Fozzie Osbourne distracted Zangief on the outside