NIWA Saturday Night Showdown - November 22nd, 2014 Nov 22, 2014 14:10:02 GMT -8
Post by jth on Nov 22, 2014 14:10:02 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Bon Secours Wellness Arena
Greenville, South Carolina
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS that saw in a set of Beat the Clock matches, Goldar win the chance to become the head of NIWA and has the ability to take charge of tonight's show, what could that mean for his three opponents at Battle For Glory with the NIWA World Title on the line?)
(Camera starts and it shows ironically enough, all three opponents of Goldar at Battle For Glory in the ring, "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin, "Badass" Bart Simpson, and NIWA World Champion James Bond. Bart and Shelton are leaned back in opposite corners while Bond holds strong in the center of the ring. None of the three know why they're are in the ring right now, until a laughing in the arena and the arena goes black)
(The titantron then shows "The King of Evil" Ganondorf on screen along with Link and Shadow the Hedgehog behind him, as he lights a torch on screen)
Ganondorf: (Laughs) Your futures...(Looks in the camera) Are DARK! (Blows out the torch to pitch black)
(The Dark Alliance begins to make their way to the ring, but stop at the ringside when the lights come back on, the three in the ring are still there, but still puzzled as to what is going on. Then suddenly there is another laughter heard, then sure enough. NIWA Head Goldar appears on the titantron, with a huge smirk on his face)
Goldar: Greetings my pretties. Bart, Shelton, Bond. You must be so excited for tonight's show. And if you're not shame on you, because I promise you this will be a night that NIWA fans don't forget for a long time to come. And I say, what better way to kick off a show, than with an amazing Six Man Tag Match! (Crowd Cheers) Ooh, see they like it a lot. That tag match will consist of the three of you in the ring right now...against The Dark Alliance. (Crowd Boos as Goldar laughs, Ganondorf smiles as well from ringside) Boys...have at it! (Laughs and the titantron goes off, as Goldar first act as NIWA Head of Action is this huge 6 Man Tag Match starting right now!)
6 Man Tag Match
The Dark Alliance ("The King of Evil" Ganondorf, Link, & Shadow the Hedgehog) defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond, "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin, & "Badass" Bart Simpson via Shadow pinning Bart Simpson at 20:24. After the match, and the three losing members prepare to exit...tonight's man in charge appears on the titantron screen to a chorus of boos.
Goldar: (Laughs) Awe...what's the matter you three? Feeling tired? Well I'm afraid there's something that you should know...I'm afraid you're night's not over just yet. Because now you three...are going to fight each other. (Crowd Cheers) And that's not all my friends...in case you're wondering where you'll be fighting it out, look above your heads...
(The three men look up and the camera pans up to show A STEEL CAGE HANGING ABOVE THE ARENA)
Goldar: (Laughs) That's right my friends...you three will be destorying each other inside of that steel cage...(Laughs) Enjoy...(More Laughter as the three just stare over top the ring. After competing in a Brutal 6 Man Tag Match, Bart Simpson, Shelton Benjamin, and James Bond will now have to face one another in a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match. Can this night get any crazier!?)
(The camera goes right back to Goldar in his office after making the announcement and then turns around and has a big smile on his face.)
Goldar: Just the two men I wanted to see... (Laughs as the camera pans out and shows The Warios looking very uncomfortable) So...which one of you morons is Waluigi...
(Walugi slowly steps forward)
Waluigi: (Clears throat) Yeah...yeah
Goldar: Well first and foremost...(Goldar slaps Waluigi's hands and shakes it wildly) Thank you very much for making this possible Waluigi...I couldn't have done this without you.
Waluigi: Why...thank you?
Goldar: Yes. And to reward you for this...I going to give you a chance to win the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships right here tonight.
Wario: Uh...but we already have a title match at Battle For Glory?
Goldar: Oh no no no. I didn't say "we"...I said "you" (Points to Waluigi) To reward you Waluigi, "you" will face the Bayside Blondes tonight with the Unified Tag Team Championships on the line...in a Handicap Match! (Crowd Boos, The Warios begin to leave, but Goldar stops them) Oh and one more thing, don't even think about being out at ringside Wario, because should you be out there tonight, I have the authority and right to take away your Tag Title Match at Battle For Glory as well. (Crowd Boos again as Wario tries to attack Goldar, but Waluigi pulls him away as Goldar continues to laugh)
Sheik & Joanna Dark defeated Torrie Wilson & Molly Holly via Sheik pinning Torrie Wilson at 6:31
(Waluigi is shown making his way through the backarena very slowly, he must go it alone against The Bayside Blondes with the Tag Titles on the line. NEXT!)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, is a Handicap Match, for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
Bayside Blondes (c) defeated Waluigi to retain the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships via AC Slater pinning Waluigi at 7:45
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Battle For Glory-Deadly Thanks, set to take place on Friday, November 28th, from the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tennessee)
Hugo w/Poison & The Shredder defeated Agent J & Carlton Banks via Hugo pinning Carlton Banks at 9:32
(Adrenaline A is standing by with tonight's head of NIWA Goldar.)
AA: I'm standing by with Goldar, eariler tonight both Sheik and Joanna Dark fought for the chance to prove to you tonight that they both deserved a shot at Blossom's NIWA World Women's Championship at Battle For Glory. Have you made a decision as to who will face Blossom?
Goldar: Yes I have my little girl. (Flips AA's hair) The woman who will face Ms. Blossom at Battle For Glory is...no one. (AA looks confused) I don't believe either of them deserves a title shot, so instead. At Battle For Glory, those two, Sheik and Joanna Dark are going to fight each other. And then the winner of that match will face Blossom for the Women's Title at a later date. I hope...(Cracks his knuckles) ...niether has a problem with that.
AA: I guess not...I also heard that you have another announcement to make for tonight?
Goldar: Indeed I do. I saw that The Dark Alliance is scheduled to face the team of "Angry Video Game Nerd", The Crow, and Spiderman at Battle For Glory.
AA: Yes, that is correct...
Goldar: Well...since I scheduled The Dark Alliance to compete here tonight, I believe it would be completely unfair to have one side compete tonight and not the other. Correct?
AA: I guess so.
Goldar: Well then, to level the playing field, all three of those men will take part in a match tonight. Here tonight, I'm going to have "Angry Video Game Nerd", he will go one on one with.........Spiderman! (Crowd Boos as AA looks on in confusion)
AA: But...why would you do that, they're partners this coming Friday?
Goldar: Because I can little lady remember? So, it WILL be "Angry Video Game Nerd" versus Spiderman...and I'm going to make a Special Guest Referee tonight, to make sure that there is indeed a clear winner, and that referee will be...their partner The Crow. And by the way, those boys have five minutes to get to the ring...because that match...is NEXT! Enjoy the show everyone! (Laughs as the shocking announcements have been made. It's "AVGN" vs. Spiderman, Guest Referee: The Crow, these men team up at Battle For Glory, how will this forced matchup affect their team?)
(The camera shows Spiderman and "AVGN" making their way to the ring, then camera shows The Crow putting on a referee's uniform as this bizarre matchup is up NEXT!!!)
Special Gust Referee: NIWA North American Champion The Crow
Spiderman defeated "Angry Video Game Nerd" via roll-up at 12:35
(Screen shows all three men, who have already competed here tonight, Bart Simpson, Shelton Benjamin, and NIWA World Champion James Bond making their way back to the ring. All three bandaged up, but can they survive one more brutal match before their main event at Battle For Glory?)
Non-Title Triple Threat
Steel Cage Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond vs. "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin vs. "Badass" Bart Simpson ended in a no-contest at 21:32 after interim NIWA Head in Charge Goldar came into the ring while at ringside and attacked all three men down in the ring, using the cage to take out all three. Tonight's Head of NIWA Goldar has taken out all three of his opponents at Battle For Glory, but will he be able to eliminate all three in their Fatal Four Way Match for the gold this Friday Night?