Post by theoc71 on Nov 21, 2014 22:14:02 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday November 21st, 2014
Toyota Center
Houston, Texas
The show begins with a recap from last week's 8 Woman Tag Team Main Event where Sara Underwood put out a great performance as she pulls off the pinfall wiin for her team.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, April O'Neil & Lara Croft announced that in tonight's Main Event, it will be a Six Woman Tag Team Match as EMW World Women's Champion Juliet Starling teams up with EMW Starlets Champion Shaundi & Black Widow to take on Megan Fox, Xena & Kelly K. Blank. Lara Croft pointed out that those six will be apart of the EMW World Women's Championship Chained Asylum Match this Sunday.
Controversy (Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus & Jenna Jameson) & Paul Heyman in the ring as Heyman has microphone in hand and addresses the crowd.
Paul Heyman: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...(Crowd Boos Loudly) MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN!!! And I am the one behind the one in 21 and 1 and that one is the Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World...BRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LEEEEEEEEEEEEESNAAAAAARRR!!! (Crowd Boos Loudly) And I'm also the one behind the 3 that are dominating the entire Starlets Locker Room and have them running away faster than Dwight Howard & James Harden ran away from the San Antonio Spurs come Playoff Time! (Crowd Boos Louder) I give to you...Lindsay Lohan...Miley Cyrus...Jenna Jameson...CONTROVERSY!!!! (Crowd Boos Louder) Now last week...I gave Sara Underwood a fair offer to be the next Paul Heyman Girl and she turned me down...But later on in the night, she pulled off a lucky pinfall win in the 8 Woman Tag Team Main Event! And despite the defeat, I knew that last week I lit a fire in Sara's Hot Ass...So instead of pushing my offer away...Sara Underwood...The offer is still on the table...All you have to do is get in this ring...Shake my hand and say, "YES, Mr. Heyman!!! I Want To Be A Paul Heyman Girl!"
The crowd gets to their feet as Sara Underwood's music hit but then out comes a blonde woman that dresses as Sara Underwood as she skips to the ring and then boos her, knowing that it is not the REAL Sara Underwood. "Sara" enters the ring with microphone in hand and then she talks to Heyman.
"Sara Underwood" Mr. Heyman...After what happened last week...I just wanted to say is....(Gets on her knees) YOU WERE RIGHT!!!! (Crowd Boos as "Sara" "Cries" and Begs To Heyman) I WAS A SOMEBODY BUT NO I'M A NOBODY!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET MY ASS KICKED BY CONTROVERSY AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!! I WANT TO BE A PAUL HEYMAN GIRL!!!
Heyman laughs along with Controversy then Heyman replies.
Paul Heyman: Well, Sara...That wasn't so hard was i.....
Sara Underwood, Gina Carano & NIWA's Hilary Duff arrived at the entrance stage with Sara holding a microphone and then Sara begins to speak.
Sara Underwood: How pathetic are you, Heyman?! (Crowd Cheers) First of all, you had your three whores put me out of action after SummerJam...Then you cost me my one chance at headlining MegaBrawl after they eliminated me from the Throwdown Royale and then putting me through the broadcast table...Then...Then you have this bimbo dress up as me to mock me. Since you three have shown up...I will give you guys credit...You made the entire Starlets Roster take notice...But at the same time...You have tried to destroy me physically and mentally...But last week...Yeah...You lit a fire in my ass and I took it all out in that 8 Woman Tag Team Match...Then when I got back to the hotel...When I took that shower and then I looked myself in the mirror...I start to come to the conclusion of what Sara Underwood was...Sara Underwood is a fun loving, Sexy and Entertaining Woman...Sara Underwood is a one Sexy Playmate Of The Year...Sara Underwood is one determined woman...And Sara Underwood is a woman that won't back down...So it's with a sad heart that I say...After everything that I had went through since post SummerJam...One thing Sara Underwood is not...Is worthy of teaming up with two great Starlets like Hilary Duff and Gina Carano to take on Controversy this Sunday! (Crowd Boos as Controversy and Heyman smiled in the ring) Because you three are Controversy and have proven to be a dominate force in EMW...The most dominate group in EMW today...And Heyman was right that the fire in me is all but dead...But I think the EMWNation...Gina Carano...And Hilary Duff...Deserve A Substitute in that match this Sunday...And what I'm going to do is announce the substitute...Right...NOW!!! (Sara then takes off her jeans) I think you all know this woman...(Takes off her shirt to reveal that she was wearing her BUSTICE OUTFIT!!! Then Gina hands Sara her Bustice Gloves then Sara takes out the Mask from her cleavage as Heyman & Controversy is in shock and the crowd goes nuts!) AND I THINK YOU KNOW HER DAMN WELL...HER NAME IS BUSTICE!!! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) AND HER FIRST ACT AS A RETURNING STARLET HERE IN EMW...IS FOR HER AND HER FRIENDS TO KICK SOME CONTROVERSY ASS ALL OVER HOUSTON, TEXAS!!!!
Bustice, Carano & Duff then slides in the ring as the fake Sara Underwood made a quick exit along with Heyman and a huge brawl ensues between both teams with Bustice, Carano and Duff having the advantage as the crowd has gone nuts. Carano throws out Jameson as Duff throws out Cyrus. Then the fake Sara Underwood hits Bustice with the chair but then then Bustice turned to the Fake Sara then Bustice attacks her as Lohan makes a quick exit as Bustice keeps attacking the fake Sara. Then both Carano and Duff hold up the Fake Sara then Bustice goes to the top and hits the Fake Sara with the Big Bust to a monster pop as Controversy and Heyman looked on as Bustice grabs the microphone and talks to Controversy and Heyman.
Bustice: HEYMAN...CONTROVERSY...THIS SUNDAY...NEW ORLEANS...ALL OF YOU WILL BE BUSTED!!!!
Bustice's music hits as Bustice, Carano & Duff celebrated in the ring as Controversy and Heyman are shocked at the entrance stage.
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Back from break, a replay is shown of the Bustice reveal as she will be teaming up with Gina Carano & Hilary Duff to take on Controversy at Chained Asylum this Sunday.
Unified World Women's Tag Team Champions The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) with Ari Gold def. NIWA's The Williams Sisters (Serena & Venus Williams) in a Non-Title Match when Jenna Haze pinned Venus Williams after Double Penetration. Before the match, The Vampire Slayers & NEW's California Gurlz are seen at ringside, scouting the match.
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A recap is shown from the past couple of week os Sonya Blade's recent actions as of late.
Carmen Electra def. Sonya Blade via pinfall with a Schoolgirl Rollup as she escapes Sonya's attempt at the Kiss Of Death. After the match, Electra makes a quick exit and celebrates at ringside as Sonya Blade is in shock over what just happened.
Backstage, Megan Fox is seen warming up and then Kelly K. Blank arrives.
Kelly K. Blank: Mega, I know that we are friends but this Sunday...I'm getting the EMW World Women's Championship. But tonight, we have to get along in the Six Woman Tag Team Match.
Megan Fox: Kelly...I never once consider you as a friend...Just a woman I can tolerate...But I agree that we need to get along tonight...(Whispers to Kelly) But what about her? (Points off screen then the camera pans to that direction to see it's Xena then Xena approaches her partners for the night)
Xena: You know I can hear you...But don't worry...We will get along for tonight...But when the match is over... (Gets in Kelly and Megan's faces) ALL BETS ARE OFF!!!
Xena then leaves with Megan and Kelly looking on with a bit of concern on their faces.
Backstage, "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson is seen making her way to the ring alongside Ari Gold. Coming up next, Melissa Anderson is in action against Melina.
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"Future Legend" Melissa Anderson with Ari Gold def. Melina via pinfall after the Kudo Driver. The match was basically a squash match as Anderson dominated most of the match with Melina getting in little bits of offense. After the match, Melissa Anderson grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.
Melissa Anderson: To all those that are going to be in the EMW World Women's Championship Chained Asylum Match...I hope you are watching...To whoever is the NIWA World Women's Champion...I hope she is watching...Because this Sunday, I will announce which championship I'm going after at MegaBrawl because no matter what title I choose, the result will be the same...I will walk out of MegaBrawl...WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...That's not a threat...Not a Promise...It's DESTINY!!!
Melissa and Ari then picks up Melina and hits another Kudo Driver and then she and Gold leave the ring, getting a monster ovation of boos from the crowd.
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Miss Golden Destiny Kate Upton with Pyra def. Lady Gaga via pinfall after the Bikini Covershoot Neckbreaker. After the match, Kate Upton ask a cameraperson to enter the ring and take pictures on Upton. Then Upton lays down on a fallen Lady Gaga then poses with the Golden Destiny Briefcase as Pyra looked on as the cameraperson is taking pictures of Upton.
Backstage, EMW World Women's Champion Juliet Starling, EMW Starlets Champion Shaundi & Black Widow make their way to the ring. Coming up next, they will face Megan Fox, Xena & Kelly K. Blank in a Chained Asylum Preview 6 Woman Tag Team Main Event.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, April O'Neil & Lara Croft ran down the complete card for this Sunday's Chained Asylum Mega Event.
Kickoff
NEW's "T-Dawg" Tyrone Daniels & Austin Juhaz vs. NIWA's "Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin & Drew Galloway
Road To MegaBrawl Unified World Women's Tag Team Championship Best Of Three Series Match #1
Winner Gets To Decide Stipulation For Match #2
Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) (c) vs. NEW's California Gurlz (Sara Sheppard-Daniels & Angel Cortez) vs. The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane)
Unified World Tag Team Championship
The Bayside Blondes (AC Slater & Zack Morris) (c) with Kelly Kapowski vs. NIWA's The Dudley Nephewz (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley)
Bustice, Gina Carano & NIWA's Hilary Duff with EMW Owner Theo Clardy
Vs.
Controversy (Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus & Jenna Jameson) with Paul Heyman
EMW International Championship
Jay Lethal (c) with Ari Gold vs. NEW's The Brave One with Sidney Prescott
EMW World Women's Championship
Chained Asylum Match
Juliet Starling (c) vs. Megan Fox vs. EMW Starlets Champion Shaundi vs. Xena vs. Black Widow vs. Kelly K. Blank
EMW World Heavyweight Championship
Chained Asylum Match
Duke Nukem (c) vs. Blitz vs. Josh Birk vs. Johnny Gat vs. Zangief vs. Franklin Clinton
Megan Fox, Xena & Kelly K. Blank def. EMW World Women's Champion Juliet Starling, EMW Starlets Champion Shaundi & Black Widow via pinfall when Megan Fox pinned Shaundi after the Rolling Hex Suplex. After the match, Fox gets to her feet and then Xena lays out Megan Fox with a Vicious Spear. Xena then goes outside the ring and snatches the EMW World Women's Championship belt then she hold up the title belt over the fallen bodies of the remaining participants in the match. Will Xena fulfill her destiny and become the EMW World Women's Champion and headline MegaBrawl this Sunday?