Post by jth on Aug 29, 2014 16:17:20 GMT -8


NIWA SUMMER STAMPEDE
Madison Square Garden
New York, New York
(Screen shows a plether of NIWA Superstars walking in a dimmed location)
Announcer: As the summer winds down, NIWA is here to deliever one last Blockbuster in the Summer! And it will be epic!
(Shows clips of Jet Li firing rifles)
Announcer: More extreme than Expendables III...
(Shows Jet Li looking over off camera)
Li: Who are you supposed to be?
(Camera shows "Badass" Bart Simpson in a bunch of heavy gear looking down at himself)
Bart: No idea man...
(Shows a dark, dank sewer with several green creatures about to face off with The Shredder)
Announcer: More gnarly than Ninja Turtles...
The Shredder: Prepare to die...
(Screen then shows "Agent J" dressed up as Leonardo)
"J": Damn!
(Terrell Owens dressed as Michelangelo)
Owens: What the hell am I supposed to be?
("Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH dressed as Donatello)
JTH: Beats me...what do you think Raph?
("Angry Video Game Nerd" dressed as Raphael)
"AVGN": What do I think? I think I look like a walking, talking, bulked up, bloated, bag of dog sh...(Clips gets cut off)
(Screen shows a league of superheroes)
Announcer: And greater than Guardians...
(Shows the NIWA World Heavyweight Shelton Benjamin with the gold over his shoulder)
Shelton: I think it's time to kick some ass around here? What you say Rocket?
(Shows Shadow as Rocket Racoon cocking his gun)
Shadow: Oh...yeah!
(Shows Madison Sqaure Garden in the background)
Announcer: And now...live from The World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Sqaure Garden, it's time for the Biggest Blockbuster of the Summer! Summer Stampede!
(Shows Spiderman land on the top of the arena)
Spidey: Whoa! Wait a minute! Who am I supposed to be? Oh man...why couldn't they have let me be Spiderman? That'd have been cool. Oh well. (Spidey then slings his web and takes off into the camera to end the clip)
(Pyro goes off inside Madison Square Garden where a sold out crowd is ready to see Summer Stampede. Four Titles on the line, but none bigger than "Badass vs. Badass" for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship between Bart Simpson and Shelton Benjamin. The crowd is excited for the first match.)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest of NIWA Summer Stampede...is for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
The Shredder (c) defeated Terrell Owens via pinfall at 12:46 to retain the NIWA North American Championship
(Backstage, Adrenaline A is set for an interview)
AA: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion..."The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin. (Shelton enters with the World Title over his shoulder) Shelton, your match with "Badass" Bart Simpson draws near, now within a matter of hours. The two of you have gone back and forth over the past several weeks, and neither of you have backed down yet. With it all mattering tonight, what do you plan to do to assure that you walk out of Madison Square Garden tonight, still the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion?
Shelton: What do I plan to do? Well lucky for you I'll tell ya. Because just like this city of New York, you people don't know a whole hell of a lot about winning anymore. (Crowd Boos Loudly) I'm gonna take that fake "Badass" Bart Simpson tonight, and I'm gonna kick his head in. And if he gets up, I'm gonna kick it in again. And if he dares try to get up again, I'll do it again...and again...and again...and again. Because that's what a real badass does. And after tonight, nobody is gonna be talking about "Badass" Bart Simpson, only about how bad...I kicked his ass! (Crowd Boos as Shelton leaves)
Finkle: This is a Six Pack Challenge, for the NIWA World Women's Championship!
NIWA World Women's Championship
Six Pack Challenge
Sheik (c) wins the Six Pack Challenge at 12:42 defeating Blossom, Joanna Dark, Molly Holly, Jessica Alba, & Torrie Wilson to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship pinning Jessica Alba. The fellow women are in disgust as Sheik has once again escaped with the NIWA World Women's Championship.
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA A Change of Seasons. Set to take place on Friday, October 3rd, live from the Verizon Center in Washington, DC)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is a Triple Threat Match...for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
Triple Threat Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH (c) defeated "Angry Video Game Nerd" & Tommy Vercetti via pinning Tommy Vercetti at 15:13 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
(Backstage, Kevin Pereia is ready for an interview)
Kevin: Joining me right now...is New York's own. "The Amazing" Spiderman! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Spidey jumps into the picture) Spiderman, tonight you have a very important match in your career as you face Link. A man who have a lot of history with, and a man who cost you the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Fight at the Fair 6. How will you be able to keep your emotions in tact as you head into this match with your former friend, Link?
Spidey: How I'll be able to keep my emotions in check...is because this is Madison Sqaure Garden! (Crowd Cheers) New York City! I've had the odds stacked against many times over when I've tried to protect this great city, just a quick swing across the river over in Forestville. (Crowd Cheers) I know I won't lose my cool, just like I know I won't lose this match. Tonight, you can chalk up another victory, for your "Friendly Neighborhood" Spiderman! (Crowd Cheers as Spidey jumps away from the interview)
(Screen shows a video package that shows the recent events between Shadow the Hedgehog and Drew Galloway that has led to this heated encounter here tonight at Summer Stampede)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall!
Drew Galloway defeated Shadow the Hedgehog via pinfall at 14:43 after giving Shadow a powerbomb into an exposed turnbuckle that led into a Future Shock DDT for the 3.
(Screen shows a video package for the Grudge Match between Spiderman and Link, showing all the history the two have had. Leading up to this match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall!
Grudge Match
Spiderman defeated Link via pinfall at 15:52
(Screen shows a live shot of outside Madison Sqaure Garden and all the bright lights of Time Square in the heart of New York City. Camera then shows three teams in the ring for a special bonus match here tonight for Summer Stampede)
Finkle: This bonus contest, is a Triangle Tag Team Match, to determine the number one contender's for the EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Championships!
Number One Contender's Match for NIWA/EMW Unifed Tag Team Championships
Hugo & NIWA Venue Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated EMW's Chase Brothers & Agent J & Carlton Banks via Hugo pinning Carlton Banks at 10:23 to become the number one contenders for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships.
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match between James Bond and Ganondorf, which all started when James Bond lost the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall!
(An evil laugh is heard on the speakers and then the arena goes black. After several seconds, the titantron shows Ganondorf lighting the torch in his hand...)
Ganondorf: James Bond...your future...(Looks at the camera) ...is dark! (Puts the fire out with his hand)
Ganondorf defeated James Bond via Ganon Claw submission at 8:32
(Screen shows a video package promoting the main event for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. "Badass" vs. "Badass". Benjamin vs. Bart Simpson)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event of the evening! (Crowd Cheers) This contest...is "Badass versus Badass"...for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship!!! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
"Badass" vs. "Badass"
"Badass" Bart Simpson defeated "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin (c) via DQ at 20:20 after Shelton low blowed Bart as he attempted the Simpson Stunner causing the disqualification, fans boo loudly as the DQ means Shelton Benjamin will retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. As Shelton is mocking for the DQ finish, Shelton turns around right into a Simpson Stunner and taking Shelton down to a cheer of the crowd as Bart lays on the ropes in disgust with the turn of events. Just then...
Money in the Bank winner Goldar runs out to the ring with a referee and begins to hands the referee the briefcase, but as the referee begins to take case, Bart kicks Goldar and gives him a Simpson Stunner making Goldar loopy, and then gives him a second one taking the Money in the Bank winner out of the ring with no official cash-in. Bart sees Shelton crawling up the rampway trying to escape, but Bart has other plans as he grabs a steel chair from ringside and begins to run up the rampway and begins clobbering Shelton with the chair in the back. This continues until Shelton on the edge of the ramp, pleading with Bart to stop, but Bart just flips him off and when Shelton gets to his feet, a final chair shot to the head, Shelton falls backwards off the ramp and stage and crashes into four tables set up ten feet below. Bart then drops the chair off the ramp onto Shelton adding insult to injury and screaming "This is over to son of a b****!" The crowd cheers loudly, while Bart has not won the NIWA World Title, he showed Shelton Benjamin that he is much more a "Badass" than Shelton Benjamin could ever imagine!