Post by theoc71 on Aug 9, 2014 13:53:57 GMT -8
EMW Saturday Night's Main Event
Saturday August 9th, 2014
Thomas & Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
Backstage, The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) are seen having a discussion.
Michael De Santa: So tonight we face some rejects from Deliverance called The Wyatt Family.
Franklin Clinton: Yeah, I heard of them. Word on the street is that they are strange guys, but they are very dangerous, especially their leader Bray Wyatt.
Trevor Phillips: Strange?! Dangerous?! HA! Wait till they get a load of us! We will make them look like the Brady Bunch in comparison...And tonight...The Wyatts will find that out first hand!
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz approached EMW General Manager "The Daywalker" Blade.
Blitz: You wanted to see me, Blade?
Blade: Yeah. Listen, about last Wednesday...
Blitz: Blade, what happened last Wednesday with the match happened and believe me that son of a bitch Josh Birk will pay at SummerJam.
Blade: Well, that's good. Because both you and Josh will see action tonight.
Blitz: What...we are teaming up?! Listen, I would rather have a dentist appointment with Captain Hook than teaming up with that Hollywood Douche.
Blade: Hold on, Blitz. You two are not teaming up, it seems that you and Birk will have singles matches against WWE Superstars and the thing is that Theo picks your opponent tonight and I choose Birk's opponent tonight.
Blitz: So, who did Theo picked as my opponent?!
Theo Clardy: That is a good question there, Blitz!
EMW Owner Theo Clardy appears and confronts Blitz.
Theo Clardy: Because recently I had a conversation with a certain someone from WWE and we happen to arrange a little deal for tonight. Trust me when I say that you will not be disappointed with who I chose as your opponent...Here's a hint...GAME ON!!!
Clardy then snickers as he leaves as Blitz and Blade looked on then Blitz starts to leave but then stops and goes to Blade.
Blitz: I'm curious...Who did you have lined up as Birk's opponent?!
Blade then whispers the name in Blitz's right ear and then Blitz a bit of a satisfying look on his face.
Blitz: Him?! (Blade Nods His Head) Well...This should be interesting.
Blitz then leaves as Blade looks on.
At the Starlets Locker Room, EMW Starlets Champion "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson is standing by.
Melissa Anderson: Tonight, it's EMW vs. WWE on EMW Saturday Night's Main Event...Big night here in Vegas as EMW Superstars and Starlets take on the Superstars and Divas of the WWE...Tonight, I face Paige one on one. Some may say that this is a dream match of sorts...But Paige, you better believe that this Dream Match...Will be a Nightmare for you!
Backstage, Paul Heyman along with Brock Lesnar is standing by.
Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen...My Name Is Paul Heyman...And I represent the man that at WrestleMania Conquered The Undertaker's Undefeated Streak and the man that will conquer and victimize John Cena and take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at SummerSlam, BRRRRROCK LESNAR!!! We are here along with selected WWE Superstars and Divas as invited guests for this Special Edition of EMW Saturday Night's Main Event but my client here doesn't want to make a visit...No, my client is here to Conquer EMW just like he did when he was an NCAA Champion...When he was the Youngest WWE Champion in History...When he became the UFC Heavyweight Champion and when he ended The Undertaker's Undefeated Streak at WrestleMania...So my client is issuing an Open Challenge to any EMW Superstar that would have the balls to take on The Conqueror and The BEAST INCARNATE...BROOOCK LLLLES...
Suddenly, DUKE NUKEM arrived and then he and Brock went face to face.
Duke Nukem: CHALLENGE...ACCEPTED!!!
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then Johnny Gomez is heard in the background.
Johnny Gomez: Welcome to this special edition of EMW Saturday Night's Main Event and welcome to the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada as tonight here on EMW Saturday Night's Main Event, it's EMW vs. WWE!!!
At the broadcast booth at ringside, Johnny Gomez and April O'Neil are standing by.
Johnny Gomez: Hello folks, I'm Johnny Gomez!
April O'Neil: And this is April O'Neil at ringside!
Johnny Gomez: Tonight, in this one night only Special Event, it's the best from EMW taking on the bet of the WWE in what should be an epic night!
April O'Neil: You are not kidding, Johnny! Some of the matches here tonight can be considered as Dream Matches like the Champion vs. Champion match that pits the EMW World Women's Champion Juliet Starling against the WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee!
Johnny Gomez: Lets not forget the huge bombshell match that was just confirmed as Brock Lesnar goes one on one against the EMW Hall Of Famer himself, Duke Nukem! Will Brock Conquer Another Legend here tonight?! Not if Duke has his say!
April O'Neil: Not only that...
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper & Erik Rowan) arrive and make their trademark entrance to the ring and get a very mixed reaction from the crowd.
The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) make their way to the ring through the crowd to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) def. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper & Erik Rowan) in 14:01 via pinfall when Franklin Clinton pinned Erik Rowan after the Vinewood Drive-By (Running Knee Followed By A Spear Off The Ropes).
Still To Come!
Up Next!!!!
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Backstage, EMW Owner Theo Clardy and Kate Upton are having a discussion and then they hear a knock at the door.
Theo Clardy: It's Open!
The camera then pans to the door to reveal STEPHANIE MCMAHON arriving and approaching Clardy and Upton.
Theo Clardy: Stephanie McMahon...Great to see you!
Stephanie McMahon: Likewise, Theo. My husband and I have been really impressed with tonight's show and most of all with your work as of late. You business sense, kind of reminds me of myself and my husband...Though it's mostly video game, tv characters and such. You have shown to the world what you are doing here in EMW is What's Best For Business.
Theo Clardy: It's great to hear that from you, but I must ask why you are coming up and talking to me.
Stephanie McMahon: I just want to thank you for having a certain someone being chosen as Blitz's opponent tonight. You see, the WWE's cooperation with anyone doesn't come cheap...But in this case, I'll make an exception.
Theo Clardy: Care to explain on this matter?!
Stephanie McMahon: I can...(Then she looks to the camera) But not in front of the cameras.
Clardy then look to the cameras and signaled to cut them off and then it fades to black.
(Bell Rings)
Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 Minute Time Limit!
EMW Starlets Champion "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson makes her way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Anderson then enters the ring and then she awaits for her opponent.
Paige makes her way to the ring and gets a great ovation of boos from the crowd.
Paige def. EMW Starlets Champion "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson in a Non-Title Match in 11:19 via pinfall after the Paige Turner after Katy Perry tripped Anderson as she was coming off the ropes as the referee was distracted by "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey making her way to the ring, but Gina Carano cuts her off then the two brawled at the entrance ramp.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz is seen making his way to the ring for his non-title match against a WWE Superstar chosen by EMW Owner Theo Clardy Up Next!
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(Bell Rings)
Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 Minute Time Limit!
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd. Blitz then enters the ring holds up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt and then and waits for his opponent chosen by EMW Owner Theo Clardy.
TRIPLE H makes his usual entrance to the ring alongside Stephanie McMahon to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz def. Triple H with Stephanie McMahon in 11:10 via Disqualification when Josh Birk ran in and attacked Blitz as he was setting HHH up for the All Out Blitz. Blitz then fights back against Birk but then Blitz turns right to Triple H who gives him a Pedigree. Triple H then leaves the ring and then Josh Birk grabs the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and stands over Blitz. Birk then holds up the title belt and acts like he beat up Blitz by himself as the crowd boos him loudly.
Backstage, Ron Burgundy is standing by with Duke Nukem.
Ron Burgundy: I am here with the man that will take on Brock Lesnar up next, Duke Nukem! (Crowd Cheers) Duke, why did you accept Brock's open challenge?!
Duke Nukem: You want to know, Ron...Because I felt like it!
Duke then leaves as Ron Burgundy looks on.
Nick Diamond: Short and to the point!
Johnny Gomez: The EMW/WWE Dream Match...Duke Nukem vs. Brock Lesnar...UP NEXT ON EMW SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT!!!
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(Bell Rings)
Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...And by the request of both men...This match will be NO HOLDS BARRED!!! (Crowd Cheers)
Brock Lesnar makes his way to the ring alongside Paul Heyman and gets a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Duke Nukem makes his usual entrance to the ring and gets a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd as Duke stares a hole right through Brock Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar with Paul Heyman def. Duke Nukem in a No Holds Barred Match in 17:19 via pinfall with the second F5 in the match onto the steel chair in what was described as a brutal and bloody match between both men.
A replay is shown highlighting Josh Birk's involvement in the Blitz/Triple H match from earlier tonight. Coming up next, Birk will face a WWE Superstar chosen by EMW General Manager "The Daywalker" Blade.
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(Bell Rings)
Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 Minute Time Limit! First of all, let me introduce to you, Josh Birk's Personal Ring Announcer, ARIA GIOVANNI!!!
Aria Giovanni is already in the ring as she walked to the middle of the ring and is handed the microphone.
A Red Nyte Blade car pulls up near the entrance stage as the screen is shown with a cinema style setting as Josh Birk steps out of the car in his Nyte Blade outfit and then arrives on the entrance ramp then does a pose and pyro shoots up from the entrance stage and then Birk makes his way to the ring.
Aria Giovanni: Ladies and gentlemen, behold...The Man that is superior to any Hollywood Actor and talents greater than any WWE Superstar! Tonight, you are going to witness greatness as he makes pratice on one of the WWE So Called Elite Superstars! Here is...EMW's Greatest Superstar and the man that at SummerJam will become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion...The One...The Only...JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!
Birk enters the ring and poses for the crowd one more time and then he awaits his opponent.
THE ROCK makes his way to the ring to a THUNDEROUS ovation of cheers from the crowd. Johnny Gomez pointed out that The Rock is no stranger to EMW as he was apart of the roster in EMW's early years.
The Rock def. Josh Birk with Aria Giovanni in 10:06 via pinfall after the Rock Bottom followed by The People's Elbow after Aria Giovanni got to the apron to distract the referee but then EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz ran in and got her off the apron which distracted Birk. After the match, both Rock and Blitz have a staredown in the ring but then both men shook hands and then Blitz leaves as Rock celebrates the win.
Up Next!
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Johnny Gomez, Nick Diamond and April O'Neil ran down the card so far for EMW SummerJam 2K14 next Sunday!
SummerJam 2K14 Theme Song
"Lords Of Summer" By Metallica
EMW World Heavyweight Championship
Blitz (c) vs. Josh Birk with Aria Giovanni
California Death Match
EMW General Manager "The Day Walker" Blade vs. EMW Owner Theo Clardy with Kate Upton
EMW World Women's Championship
Juliet Starling (c) vs. Megan Fox
EMW International Championship
Jay Lethal (c) with Ari Gold vs. Pierce Washington with SoCal Val
EMW Starlets Championship
Four Corner Survival
"Future Legend" Melissa Anderson (c) vs. "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano vs. Katy Perry
Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship
The Chase Brothers (Johnny Chase & Vincent Chase) (c) with Ari Gold vs. Johnny Gat & Duke Nukem
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship Scramble Match
The Dewynter Sisters (Kiki Dewynter & Viola Dewynter) (c) vs. The Gotham City Sirens (Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn) vs. The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) vs. Olivia Munn & Jessica Alba vs. vs. The Blonde Bombshells (Pamela Anderson & Torrie Wilson)
Shaundi vs. Mystique
EMW Cruiserweight Championship
Peter Pan (c) vs. "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock
Sara Underwood vs. Kelly K. Blank
Hell In A Cell
The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) vs. The Champions Of NoDQ (Mr. Clean, Captain Jack Sparrow & Frankenstein)
TLCB (Tables, Ladder, Chairs & Bikinis) Match
Tracey De Santa vs. Kate Upton
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Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 Minute Time Limit!
WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee skips her way to the ring and gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
EMW World Women's Champion Juliet Starling makes her way to the ring and gets a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
EMW World Women's Champion Juliet Starling vs. WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee ended in a 20 Minute Time Limit Draw. After the match, the crowd chanted for 5 more minutes and both Juliet and AJ wanted it to happen but then Megan Fox ran in and tried to attack both women but then Starling and AJ fought back and then threw Fox to the outside. Both AJ and Starling shook hands and then they celebrated in the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
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Back from break, Johnny Gomez, Nick Diamond and April O'Neil are standing by at the broadcast table at ringside.
Johnny Gomez: We are back with more EMW Saturday Night's Main Event and what a night we had tonight!
Nick Diamond: No doubt about it, Johnny & April. What an amazing night and what action did this show provided. I would love it if this happens again.
April O'Neil: Maybe sometime down the road and you know that the three of us will be calling the action when it happens.
Johnny Gomez: Another edition of EMW Saturday Night's Main Event is in the books and until we see you when Saturday Night's Main Event comes to you from Seattle, Washington on Halloween Weekend, for Ron Burgundy, Nick Diamond and April O'Neil...This is Johnny Gomez saying GOOD FIGHT...GOOD NIGHT!
