NIWA Presents: Christmas Catastrophe 2013 Dec 27, 2013 16:37:33 GMT -8
Post by jth on Dec 27, 2013 16:37:33 GMT -8
Kansas City, Missouri
Shelton: I am Shelton Benjamin! (The screen turns black and white and staticy as the NWO appear on the screen and then returns to normal) "The Wrestling Badass" (Screen then shows fire and hell as "The King of Evil" laughs evilly. The screen then shows clips of matches between the three of them in the past several weeks)
Link: Christmas may be over...(Shows Link making Shelton tap to the Triforce Lock)
Ganon: But Hell is soon approaching...(Shows Ganondorf chokeslamming Shelton)
Shelton: You think I'm scared of you freaks?
Link: I bet you are!
Ganon: You shall be after tonight!
Shelton: It'll be a cold day in hell that I lose this title!
Link: After tonight...
Ganon: After tonight...
Link: I will be the champion!
Ganon: The title will be mine!
Shelton: Your Christmas will be a Catastrophe, after I take both of you out!
Link: Shelton Benjamin!
Ganondorf: "Wrestling Badass"!
Link & Ganondorf: Welcome to hell! (Screen shows Ganondorf and the NWO standing tall over the champion as the screen fades to black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...Christmas Catastrophe!
(Pyro goes off in the Sprint Center in Kansas City as the fans are ready for a stacked card. The are ready for the first match of the evening.)
(Screen shows this match was the winner of the final match to be signed for Christmas Catastrophe per a poll posted eariler this week.)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Sheik (c) defeated Bubbles via pinfall at 10:35 to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship
(Screen shows a poll of the winner to face the NIWA North American Champion here tonight which turned out to be Spiderman, who obtained a pinfall victory over Drew McIntyre to surely sway voters to his side)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
The Shredder (c) defeated Spiderman via pinfall at 11:34 to retain the NIWA North American Championship
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now are the Unified Tag Team Champions, The Chase Brothers. (Crowd Boos as the champions arive with Ari Gold)
Ari: First off, loved Anchorman 2.
Burgundy: Really? Why thank I...
Ari: I'm lying you idiot! (As the Brothers laugh behind him)
Burgundy: Fair enough. Well now that the announcement has been made regarding your Unified Tag Team Title Match against Peter Pan and JTH, the question is how will you cope with them now that your titles are on the line?
Ari: What are you talking about? We heard no such announcement regarding the titles being up for grabs. (Ari then looks off camera and sighs as the NIWA President appears to the ovations for the crowd)
CC: Oh I'm sorry, you're not exactly NIWA employees, so I tend to not really care about informing the likes of you about any announcement. Now...yes, the Unified Tag Team Title will be on the line, but I'm afraid Mr. Burgundy only gave you half the announcement. Which by the way Ron, I loved Anchorman 2.
Burgundy: Why thank you CC.
CC: Actually I'm lying too Ron. (Crowd laughs as CC turns his attention back to the champions) The others part of the announcment is since my champions seem to have an issue lately of not being able to win matches fair and square, I made sure that didn't happen with your match either. So I therefore took the liberty of making your title match tonight with JTH and Peter Pan...a T...L...C Match! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Ari is shocked) Mr. Clean, take the titles at this time to prepare for the match.
(Mr. Clean walks over and then takes the titles off the Chases with force as Ari is about to throw a fit)
Ari: If we lose tonight, there'll be hell to pay CC! Mark my words! (They leave)
(The Camera shows NIWA Commissioner bringing the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships to the ring for the upcoming match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is the Tables Ladders and Chairs, is for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Championships
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & Peter Pan defeated The Chase Brothers (c) at 21:34 to become the NEW NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions when both JTH & Peter Pan grabbed the titles. On the outside Ari Gold attempted to intervene but got a Wrestlemania Kick his troubles and the new champions celebrate with the former champions helping Ari from the ringside.
(The camera shows Bubbles heading to the back as she is recovering from her loss from eariler in the evening, but she enters seeing Blossom preparing for her match against her sister Buttercup and puts Bubbles back in realization of what is about to transpire and runs off)
(Screen shows a video package of the buildup leading to this Buttercup vs. Blossom match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following women's match, is scheduled for one fall!
Blossom defeated Buttercup via pinfall at 9:53. After the match, Blossom looked to help Buttercup, but Buttercup leaves the ring and heads up the rampway with no help.
(Screen shows a video package leading to the match between Shadow the Hedgehog and The Angry Video Game Nerd)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, is scheduled for one fall, and to determine the next challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
Number One Contender's Match
Shadow the Hedgehog defeated NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd" via pinfall at 15:25 to become the new Number One Contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at NIWA BREAKDOWN.
(Screen shows a video package for the next NIWA Supershow, NIWA BREAKDOWN. Set to take place on Friday January 24th 2014 from the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, North Carolina)
(Zangief is seen making his way to the ring, but he is not scheduled to compete here tonight, he enters the ring and grabs Finkle's mike and tells him to leave)
Zangief: I find it shameful that thee National Internet Wrestling Allience would throw someone like myself, the first NIWA World Heavyweight Champion to the back burner. I come here tonight to find out what I will do here tonight, and thee responce I get from the Power That Be is..."Oh, well we don't anything for you to do." Well I do not accept that answer. And that's why I'm out here right now, because this show will NOT continue, until someone comes out here and removes me from it. (Crowd Boos) Come on, bring anyone you can. I'm not leaving this ring willingly. What is everyone scared!?
James Bond defeated Zangief via submission at 7:46 with the Ankle Lock. After the match, Bond makes a title gesture making it clear that he is back for one goal only, to win back his NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.
(Screen shows a video package for the main event of the evening. The Triple Threat Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship!)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our main event of the evening, is a Triple Threat Match...for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
"The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin (c) defeated Ganondorf & "Las Vegas" Link via pinning Ganondorf at 17:21 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. The finish came with Ganondorf nailing Link with a Chokeslam and then looking for the Ganon Bomb but Shelton Benjamin drills Ganondorf with the title to the head knocking Ganondorf out and gets the 3. "The Wrestling Badass" has once again escaped with the belt as he takes down top worthy adversaries. But who will the man to title from him?