NIWA Presents: Summer Stampede '13 Aug 30, 2013 14:00:59 GMT -8
Post by jth on Aug 30, 2013 14:00:59 GMT -8
Brooklyn, New York
(Screen shows Chuck Norris and Shadow the Hedgehog face to face)
Norris: (Echoes) One hour...
Shadow: (Echoes) One hour...
Announcer: For one hour, they will hurt each other, they will destroy each other.
Shadow: I will tourture you...
Norris: I will silence your threats...
Announcer: After one hour, and a victor is announced. One will have their life changed...after...
Shadow & Norris: (Echoes) One hour...
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...Summer Stampede!
(Pyro goes off in the Barclays in Brooklyn as the crowd is pumped for tonight's show. Six Matches will take place, but none bigger than the Sixty Minute Iron Man Match between Shadow the Hedgehog and Chuck Norris. The crowd is ready for the first match.)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest at Summer Stampede, is a Grudge Match! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) Scheduled for one fall!
(JTH seen coming out to the ring and doing his posing)
(But as JTH is coming down the ramp, his opponent Shelton Benjamin attacks JTH from behind drilling him in the back of the head taking him down. Shelton stomps his foe several times until he picks JTH up and then throws his head face first into the steel as the crowd boos, JTH tries to get up, but Shelton then connects with a Drive By Kick taking JTH out. Security then comes out and shoves Shelton back, but the damage has been done as EMTs are looking over JTH who is still out on the ramp way. Shelton poses as he is told to head to the back as EMTs are shining a light into JTH's eyes trying to get a responce)
(While order is trying to be restored. The screen shows eariler recorded interviews with challenger and champion of the upcoming match for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship)
(First, with the champion, Nintendo World Order Leader, "Las Vegas" Link who has the Mario Bros. along side)
Burgundy: Well Link, this is definetly nothing new to you. Defending your Junior Heavyweight Championship here tonight. However, you're facing a man that you have a slim amount of time in the ring with, in the Angry Video Game Nerd. As a video game fanatic, he knows you very well, does that make him a threat to you?
Link: (Chuckles) No, that makes him a nerd, which he has no problem denying appearently. AVGN, the one time the two of us were in the ring together in a match, you got lucky; nothing more. But I am the longest reigning Junior Heavyweight Champion for a reason. Not because of luck, flukes, or all the other garbage. It's because I'm the best. The man I beat for this title is the current World Heavyweight Champion, that should tell you how good I am. But if you need a little evidence first hand, "Las Vegas" Link will be more than happy to give it to you.
(Screen now spilts and shows the pre-recorded clip with the challenger, the "Angry Video Game Nerd")
Burgundy: AVGN, "Las Vegas" Link the champion had some very choice words for you, saying you don't know how good he is. Comments?
AVGN: See that's the problem with short minded guys like Link. He calls me a nerd, yet then twenty seconds later says I don't how good he is. I know everything about you Link, I also know how much of an ass you've been since I've got here. I once respected you, and all that you stood for in my childhood, but let's face it, that was twenty years ago. That's a long time, too long a time. And speaking of too long of a time, I think it's time tonight that I eliminate the stench that is your Junior Heavyweight Title reign; which quite frankly at this point, smells like dihaerra from a buffalo's anus. Tonight, AVGN resets your woes, and brings back TRUE order to the NIWA, when I beat you, and become the new Junior Heavyweight Champion! (Walks off)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Angry Video Game Nerd" defeated "Las Vegas" Link (c) via pinfall at 12:45 to become the NEW NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion
(Screen shows a video package of the situation that has occured between the Powerpuff Girls with the NIWA World Women's Championship)
(Camera backstage shows Buttercup watching the TV to see the match, but seems to have no interest in taking part in the match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom (c) vs. Bubbles ended in a no contest at 9:24 after a masked individual runs in the ring and attacks both girls. The person then grabs Bubbles and gives her a Swinging Stunner variation move as the crowd seems buzzed, as some in the crowd remember that move from years ago. The person then stands over the champion Blossom and then she begins to unmask herself. And it's SHEIK! SHEIK who hasn't been seen in NIWA in over 2 years is back as she grabs Blossom and gives her a SSS (Swinging Sheik Stunner) taking the champion down and out. The crowd is stunned as Sheik has returned after over 2 years and has taken out champion and challenger of the NIWA World Women's Title Match. Sheik then looks over and grabs the NIWA World Women's Championship and holds it up for the crowd and the crowd shockingly starts cheering as they love it. What a shocking turn of events!
(Ron Burgundy is set for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me at this time, is the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, James Bond. (Crowd Boos as the champion appears on the screen) James Bond, the cards have been stacked against you. Tonight you face Ganondorf, "The King of Evil" who is clearly hellbent of becoming the NIWA World Champion tonight. How will you face this challenge tonight?
Bond: I have faced many things evil in my day, but this...man...known as Ganondorf is something very different. I am not easily afraid...this man scares the living hell out of me. But what happens when you back an animal into a corner, it comes out fighting. Whether these people like or not tonight, I will look pure evil in the eyes tonight, and I will survive, withstand, and more importantly, retain my NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Boos as Bond walks off)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This...is the Two out of Three Falls Match, for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
2 out of 3 Falls Match
NIWA North American Championship
Fozzie Osbourne (c) defeated Zangief 2-1 at 18:11 to retain the NIWA North American Championship
Fozzie Osbourne defeated Zangief at 8:24 via countout when Zangief was unable to reenter the ring before the 10 count
Zangief defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 10:35
Fozzie Osbourne defeated Zangief via pinfall at 18:11 after countering a Super Belly to Belly Throw off the top turnbuckle into a Tallywacker off the top turnbuckle
(Camera shows doctors are still attending to JTH in the back checking for a concussion. While this is happening, the screen shows a recap of the attack that took place at the start of the show.)
(Screen shows a video package for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match between James Bond and Ganondorf)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
James Bond (c) defeated Ganondorf via submission at 12:21 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. After a ref bump, Bond crawls out of the ring and tries to get under the ring, Ganon grabs him and pulls him out, but Bond has a lead pipe in hand and drills Ganon in the leg about five times which softened up the ankle for Bond to apply the Ankle Lock.
(Screen shows backstage Chuck Norris preparing in easy workouts not trying to wear himself out for the lengthy hour long match. The crowd goes crazy seeing him on screen)
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA's next Supershow, NIWA A Change of Seasons, scheduled to take place on Friday, September 27th, from the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
(Shelton Benjamin comes out to a huge smile on his face and the crowd is giving a mixed reaction as he enters the ring acting like he is ready to fight, but with no word that JTH is still even able to compete)
Shelton: It seems my little attack on poor little JTH was too much for him to take, and it seems that he's not able to compete now. (Crowd Boos and the crowd starts an asshole chant) So referee, I want you to get in this ring and proclaim that I am the winner of this match via forfeit. Now! (Crowd Boos)
(The referee begins to get in the ring and begins to raise Shelton's hand, but then...)
(JTH struggles down the ring and takes the mike from Shelton who just stands there smiling as JTH turns to the referee as he holds his ribs...)
JTH: Ring the bell! (Crowd Cheers as he tosses the mike out of the ring and jingerly back into the corner ready to come out and the referee isn't sure what to do, but after several seconds, The bell is rung!)
"The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via pinfall at 8:32 after Shelton worked on the head of JTH for the majority of the match and ended the match with 3 Drive By Kicks.
(Screen begins a video package for the main event for Summer Stampede, the 60 Minute Iron Man Match between Shadow the Hedgehog and Chuck Norris)
Announcer: They have been friends, and foes. But tonight will be the ultimate match. The ultimate. Tonight at Summer Stampede, Shadow the Hedgehog and Chuck Norris will settle the score with one another in NIWA's first ever 60 Minute Iron Man Match!
(Shows clips from their previous encounters)
Announcer: The matches from their past have been legendary and each gaining victories over one another, and another that ended in a draw. And for Shadow, the determination to face Chuck Norris again, lead to an outburst of attacks on Chuck Norris and people to power in NIWA. (Shows clips of Shadow attacking CC and Mr. Clean) As for Chuck Norris, gaining a vendetta against the one who cost him the title, has the living legend out for vengence. And now, sixty minutes to vent their frustration, unleash their anger to one another, and to destroy the one standing across from them. To prove once and for all, who is clearly...the man!
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time...for the 60 Minute Iron Match! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) In this contest, the superstar who obtains the most decisions in the sixty minute time limit, will be the winner. Decisions an occur by pinfall, submission, countout, or...disqualification.
60 Minute Iron Man Match
Number One Contender's Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris vs. Shadow the Hedgehog ended in a 2-2 draw after the 60 minute time expired. After the match, Mr. CC comes out and tells the referee to make a 5 minute overtime for the match which the crowd goes crazy for. But as the match restarts both combatants fall to the mat with no energy left and the referee makes a judgment call and stops match with no finish. The crowd boos heavily as both men are collasped in the ring as doctors are trying to help both of them. The show ends with these two hated foes being helped to the back and even after 60 minutes, we still don't know who the better man is.
Shadow the Hedgehog pinned Chuck Norris at 17:52 to take a 1-0 lead
Shadow the Hedgehog pinned Chuck Norris at 37:13 to take a 2-0 lead
Chuck Norris pinned Shadow the Hedgehog at 51:32 to cut the lead to 2-1
Chuck Norris pinned Shadow the Hedgehog at 58:31 to tie the match at 2-2
The match is stopped at 61:35 after both men are collasped in the ring showing no signs to be able to continue